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Italy Bans ‘Insect Flour’

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Don’t forget to say “Yummy!”

Italian food is popular and famous everywhere… and Italy wants to keep it that way.

So they’ve made it against the law to include “insect flour”–yes, made from ground-up insects–as an ingredient in pasta or pizza (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/03/good-news-italy-bans-insect-flour-from-its-pasta-and-pizza/). Sorry, globalists–the crazy wagon stops here, everybody out, end of the line.

If you really, truly, just gotta eat bugs so you can virtue-signal to your friends and fall in love with your reflection, Italian supermarkets will be allowed to stack the bug food on separate shelves, away from normal people’s food. And the labels will have to tell the consumer if a product contains creepy-crawlies.

You do know the John Kerrys and Barack Obamas of this world are laughing at you, don’t you?

‘Warning! Disgusting Content’

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I wouldn’t serve this stuff to a dog (if I had one). Housefly cuisine!

They’re always at us to eat bugs–that’s for us deplorables, not for them–but do you remember, a few years ago, they wanted us to eat feces, too?

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We have yet to see Michelle Obama or John Kerry sit down to a nice platter of french-fried roaches. How about a nice cup of blood? And poo pie for dessert!

Hey, don’t blame me! This is coming to us direct from the, uh, “chefs” at the Nordic Food Lab. With the United Nations seal of approval.

Well, we’ve told you about that crowd, haven’t we?

Getting Kids to Eat Bugs

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Chow time, come and get it! (Hey, where did John Kerry go?)

“United Kingdom Research and Innovation,” UKRI for short and “N.I.C.E. in That Hideous Strength by C.S. Lewis, is experimenting with adding “worms, locusts, and flies” to children’s diets in Africa (https://thenationalpulse.com/2022/09/28/uk-funds-african-research-into-edible-insects/).

But don’t go thinking this is just another exercise in neocolonialism. Heavens no! A UKRI/NICE spokescreature (is his name Renfield?) says it’s “likely” they’ll start it up back home in Britain, once they’ve got “proof” that eating creepy-crawlies is good for you. Just try it out on Africans first, in case there’s a problem.

Is this another way of saying “Who cares what happens to a bunch of Africans?”

Listen up, you plebs! There’s not enough nice meat to go around, so we’re going to keep it to ourselves and feed you on tasty flies and nice, juicy spiders!

Satan doesn’t just want to destroy us. He wants to degrade us first, so that Hell can laugh at us.

‘Classroom of the Month’ Reward: Roasted Crickets

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Mmm-mm! Bugs! Nice, tasty bugs! Just like Mr. Renfield in Dracula! Or Gollum in Lord of the Rings. Let’s all eat bugs! It’s To Save The Planet.

A Canadian FM (of course) radio station has a “Classroom of the Month” campaign, and among the “prizes” awarded to the winning classroom is… roasted crickets! The kiddies will eat ’em right there in the classroom while the, um, “teacher” tells them bugs are good for you and you are Saving The Planet. Washing your brain.

Meanwhile a 2019 study showed that 81 percent of crickets in European cricket farms and home cricket ranches… carry freakin’ parasites! Several of which are just as happy to take up residence in humans.

This is public education, folks. Your kids, your tax dollars, your future. Gee, what a depressing thought.

Celebrity Bug-Eater!

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Now it’s Nicole Kidman trying to get normal people to eat bugs. Apparently it finally occurred to the higher-ups that we groundlings aren’t going to eat creepy-crawlies when we never see The Favored Few doing it. So they got Kidman to do it.

Warning: This video is rather disgusting. Unless you’re a brainless movie star.

Sorry, but no thanks! We already know that actors will do anything, absolutely anything. So that’s not impressive. We’re waiting for John Kerry (or Obama or Gore or Hillary Clinton) to scarf down a handful of tent caterpillars. And then we’ll need some kind of proof that it really happened and wasn’t just special effects.

Hey, sunshine! You think it’s so great to eat bugs–go on, you eat ’em! And we can laugh at you for a change.

‘Is It Real?’ (2015)

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Let’s see John Kerry do it first.

Here are some stories I chose not to write about on April 30, seven years ago.

Is It Real?

I don’t know about you, but sometimes the nooze gives me a sense of unreality that’s very difficult to shake. I mean, is there really “transhumanism” out there–or is it just a nightmare? Are they really going to try to make us use those crazy pronouns that they just made up?

It’s very hard to believe in all this crazy schiff.

But they want us to look the other way while they do their mischief.

We Has Got to Bann White Foood!!!

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Yknow whats So Grate abuot Collidge?? Yiu “lern” stuph yiu nevvir wood of Lernt enny ware Elss!!!!!

This moaning we hadded a meting “Of” our Stoodint Soviet and a Prefesser she toled us “Eeting White food, it “is” Part of Acting White” and thats Wye we has got to Bollish it!!!!! We nevvor thinked Of “that” befour!!!

Now we know we has got “to” ban Awl White Foood!! Becose wen yiu eet it yiu Are Acting White!!!!!! Frentch foood, Ittalyin foood, and Chineeze foood “thay” “are” “awl” Whyte Foood and thay maik peeple Act White and fromb nhow On no-boddy thay Cant Be Aloud to eet it enny moar!!!!!!!! No more Wite Food in our Caffatyrier!!!! Ownly Peeple Of Culler POC Food wil Be aloud!!!!!!

(It dont effrect me becuase i moastly eet Jim Sox and hankerchifts!! that “is becose” of Moth Hoarmoans!!)

The prefesser she axplaned that Frentch Foood and Chineeze Food and aslo Ittalyin Food it “”reanfoursses Witeniss as “a” doormint rachel Idintitty!!!! That is anether Thing “we” lernt too-day!!! We “are” awl Getting Smarter evry Dhay!!!!!!

Then somb Hater Biggit he asked “then waht “are” we gunna Eet,, waht are we gunna Has in the caffatyrier??” so we beet himb up Foar Triggring us!!!!

Well we Can awlyaws Surve Bugs,, cant we, jist lyke the U-N says we shood!!! If yiu are eeting Bugs like Crickits and Wurmbs and Flys then thare is No whay “yiu Are” Acting Wite!!!!! and I think Prefesser Renfield he sayed that Furst!!!

Food for Us Peasants

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Listen up, you deplorables!

Your betters are gonna Save The Planet whether you like it or not, so you’d better learn to like it. And one of the things they mean to do is to replace real butter, which comes from cows, with this goo that comes from… well, maggots (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/feb/28/larva-fat-sustainable-alternative-butter-cakes).

How dare you be grossed out? This is scientific! C’mon, now–what could be more appetizing than “black soldier fly larvae”? And you thought toothpaste sandwich cookies were horrible! Schiff, man–it’s “more sustainable”! If that doesn’t perk up your appetite, what will?

Now, don’t go expecting John Kerry or Barack Obama or Michael Bloomberg or Bernie Sanders to sit down to a nice stack of pancakes with maggot butter (and don’t even try to guess what they want us to use in lieu of maple syrup). This soldier fly goop is for us, not them. It won’t be on the menu at Davos, so don’t get your private jets in a twist, trying to get there before the fly butter is all gone.

We need to save the planet from the idiots who anoint themselves to Save The Planet.