Tag: saving the planet

Another E-Car Flambe

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Electric Vehicle Fires: Tips on What to Do if Your Vehicle ...

It’ll Save The Planet!

Firefighters had to use 36,000 gallons of water, the other day, to put out the fire of an E-car debtmobile that burst into flame after a single-car accident in Pine Level, Alabama (https://www.wsfa.com/2023/12/26/driver-custody-after-tesla-crashes-burns-interstate-65/). The driver–currently charged with drunk driving–escaped from his Tesla Y-Model before he was fricasseed.

Four tanker trucks and ten rescue organizations had to mobilize to put out the fire. Firefighters had to wear protective gear against toxic fumes.

A “normal” car fire, officials said, usually requires some 500 gallons of water to extinguish.

But why let a little thing like that get in the way of Saving The Planet from gas-powered cars that don’t burst into flame at the drop of a hat? Damned ungrateful peasants don’t know what’s good for ’em! But our leaders always know best.

‘Save the Planet–Stop Watching Netflix’ (2019)

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Netflix’s abortion cheerleader

What? Are they serious? Pass up watching Netflix’s Star-Spangled Salute to Abortion? Leftids, you’ve got a serious conflict here!

Save the Planet–Stop Watching Netflix

They want you to stop watching stuff on your computer. Well, they’ve already stopped a lot of us from reading–so how are we supposed to learn about Catastrophic Climate Change and Threats To Our Democracy and Systemic Racism unless we watch it on our computers?

“You will know nothing…”

Is that the new plan?

‘The Crime of… Plastic Straws!’ (2018)

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What Can Adults Learn From Children? – Michael J. Fite

Remember this? Several California cities wanted to make it a crime–punishable to prison time!–to hand out plastic straws.

The Crime of… Plastic Straws!

Y’see, plastic straws were *Destroying The Planet*, every day some half a billion (!) of ’em were being handed out, we’re doomed, I tell you–doomed–!

Then they found out the “information” on which the policy was to be based came from a 9-year-old kid who’d phone some straw manufacturers to get some material for his school science project. The noozies, of course, were eating it up, never questioning the source (because they’re gonna Save The Planet, too)… Damn! We can’t chuck someone into prison for that!

It’s all crap. Everything that comes from liberals is crap.

‘Decarbonize Our Ships!’

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They’re talkin’ about affixing these huge sails to our cargo vessels, so the wind can drag ’em across the ocean and they can save on fuel and Save The Planet.

But that doesn’t go far enough, does it? Like, the wind won’t always be blowing.

Ah! As a Roman poet once said, “When the wind ain’t blowin’, the galley slaves are rowin’.”

What more suitable punishment for misgendering, or failure to recycle, or making fun of Ilhan Omar than being made a galley slave? And the more people we make slaves, the more we Save The Planet!!! What could be easier?

Harry and Meghan Hailed for Having Only Two Kids!

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's picture removed by the Queen | HELLO!

Is this really the best the UK can do?

Cato the Elder once said he’d rather people asked why he didn’t have a statue in the forum, than why he did. He’d have gotten a kick out of this nooze.

Goofy Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, will receive an award from “Population Matters” for their plans to have only two children (https://pagesix.com/2021/07/10/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-get-award-for-having-only-two-kids/). The Ol’ Planet just can’t support more, we’re told. They made their announcement two years ago, and now have a two-year-old son and a baby daughter. So that’s the end of the line.

What with abortion, transgender, and “gay rights,” it’s kind of surprising any babies get born at all.

Gee whiz, I had zero children. Where’s my reward? I want a statue! I know lots of married couples who had only one child, or none at all. Where’s their ticker-tape parade?

I don’t know… Honoring people for not having children? Where does that get us?

But like I always say, there’s no one as anti-human as a humanist.

‘Save the Planet by Laundering Your Toilet Paper’ (2016)

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Use it again and again!

Now that we’re going to be put under house arrest every time a germ pops up in the environment, we’re going to be strapped for things to do. But as always, government has the answer!

Save the Planet by Laundering Your Toilet Paper

Go ahead, tell me it’s just not possible that even the most off-the-wall Democrat regime would ever afflict the American people with a crazy thing like this.

Nothing is off the table, with this crowd.

Food for Us Peasants

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[Warning! The information contained in this article may upset your stomach and lead to real discomfort.]

Listen up, you deplorables!

Your betters are gonna Save The Planet whether you like it or not, so you’d better learn to like it. And one of the things they mean to do is to replace real butter, which comes from cows, with this goo that comes from… well, maggots (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/feb/28/larva-fat-sustainable-alternative-butter-cakes).

How dare you be grossed out? This is scientific! C’mon, now–what could be more appetizing than “black soldier fly larvae”? And you thought toothpaste sandwich cookies were horrible! Schiff, man–it’s “more sustainable”! If that doesn’t perk up your appetite, what will?

Now, don’t go expecting John Kerry or Barack Obama or Michael Bloomberg or Bernie Sanders to sit down to a nice stack of pancakes with maggot butter (and don’t even try to guess what they want us to use in lieu of maple syrup). This soldier fly goop is for us, not them. It won’t be on the menu at Davos, so don’t get your private jets in a twist, trying to get there before the fly butter is all gone.

We need to save the planet from the idiots who anoint themselves to Save The Planet.

The Progresive Paradice

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Ha, ha, that stopid guy went out to rid his bike, so i got his blogg.

My prefesser he gave a grate lexture yestreday abuot how grate everthing wil be wen the hole world is run by interllecturals like us and they is only one goverrmint and it is al progresive!

Nobody wont have to do no work exept maybbe christins if there is any of thim left, their wont be many becose then everboddy will kno there is no God. My prefesser he sayed we has to set all them ordrinary dum peple free from there stopid religgus beleafs. Then there wont be no work anyboddy got to do exept unless yiu goin to rite musicle sympathies or paint grate works of art or rite poitry.

Som idjit he asked How yuo gonna pay for all this without nobody workin? and so we beet him up. But my prefesser he ansored anyhow, he sayed Thats “easy we jist make The Rich pay for it all!

And aslo we got to Save the Planet, so ther wont be no more cars and no more Air conditoning for ordrinary peple they dont nede it anyway, just for us interllecturals becuse we got to kepe our Branes cool and comfritable.

Ther wont be no God and ther wont be no work and thar wont be no cars and no Air conditon, but supprise, hear’s the good news!!! ther wil be Free Collidge for All! No tution, just go! It be freee for everboddy but them christins becose they arent no good for nothin; And this wil be yuor chanst to get yur owne degre in Gender Studies jist like im getting.

Rembember to vote for Hillery, she wil get this all started up!!