Tag: global warming

They’ve Got Something to Hide

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Three-card monte–it’s more on the level than Global Warming.

Hey! Remember,  back in the summer, when the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), an agency of the federal government, got caught fudging its figures, lying about temperature readings, and generally resorting to fraud to push its Global Warming agenda? ( http://leeduigon.com/2015/07/29/climate-change-con-artists-caught-again/ )

Well, now the merry pranksters at NOAA have refused a Congressional subpoena to turn over emails and other data that might expose the extent of their lying and cheating ( http://www.techtimes.com/articles/101035/20151030/noaa-scientists-refuse-to-comply-with-house-science-committee-subpoena.htm ). By law, to refuse a Congressional subpoena constitutes contempt of Congress, a criminal offense punishable by imprisonment.

Not that anyone in the Obama administration worries about the law.

Rep. Lamar Smith, chairman of the oversight committee probing NOAA’s activities, had this to say:

“The American people have every right to be suspicious when NOAA alters data to get the politically correct results they want and then refuses to reveal how those decisions were made.”

If you still believe in Global Warming, if you still believe in “climate scientists,” consider NOAA’s behavior.

This is not how honest men behave.

There is no man-made Global Warming. If there is such a thing as climate change, it is a natural process on a living planet, and it has always been with us–long before SUVs or air conditioning.

The whole thing is a scam. Its sole purpose is to strip us of our money and our liberties.

So Dinosaurs Weren’t Real?

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Yeah, I could be writing about Campus Sex Week, and how it’s yet another Planned Parenthood project funded by you and me, and our new RINO Speaker of the House says sorry, it just ain’t possible to defund Planned Parenthood: heck, it just ain’t possible to do anything except real bad stuff that our LOL president wants…

Or I could write about the continuing torrent of abuse being poured on Ben Carson by noozies and other left-wingers who are probably levitating, with their heads spinning around 360 degrees, as they write it.

Well, maybe later. But this morning, just to show you that I do recognize that not all the lunacy is on the Left (although you can’t find any leftist thought that isn’t lunacy), I wish to mention, briefly, the Internet phenomenon of Dinosaur Denial.

Just run a search of “dinosaurs aren’t real” or anything like that, and you’ll find page after page of blogs and websites by persons who insist that dinosaurs never existed, it was all a hoax, and you must be a simpleton if you believe a single one of those dino fossils is legit.

In one example, the blogger insists that all the fossils, thousands and thousands of them, “were made up by people who wanted to travel the world and needed an excuse from the government for funding.” ( http://sochamc.blogspot.com/2011/01/blog-post.html ) Dinosaur fossils, he adds, are only found in exotic, hard-to-get-to places, “never in North America.”

Almost every dinosaur you ever heard of was found in North America, including Tyrannosaurus, Brontosaurus, Triceratops, Stegosaurus… it’s quite a long list.

It’s a very silly argument, which he does back up with some profanity. But I don’t mean to pick on him. This particular aspect of reality is denied by many individuals.

As Christians, I think sometimes we need to have the courage to say, “I don’t know.” I don’t know why God removed the dinosaurs. I don’t know why He didn’t explain it. The Bible tells us everything we need to know. It doesn’t tell us everything we might want to know, be it dinosaurs, the history of China, or how to build an internal combustion engine. But it does tell us how to live with God and with each other, and why we ought to live that way.

And there is nothing in the Bible that isn’t true. That goes for the miracles, too.

It’s one thing to deny Global Warming, aka Climate Change: because those who push it are notorious liars, never known to tell the truth, having been caught in lies innumerable times, and are obviously trying to gain wealth and power for themselves at our expense.

But anyone can, as I have done myself, go out to a likely place and find a dinosaur fossil or some other kind of fossil of another creature equally extinct.

I refuse to believe the secret dinosaur hoaxers ever got around to fabricating a Mosasaur tooth, breaking it into three large pieces, and planting it in the sand and clay hills behind Thom McCann Plaza in Middletown Township, New Jersey, just in time for me to dig it up in 1970.

Eat Colossal Amounts of Chocolate and Still Lose Weight

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How do you lose tremendous amounts of weight? Inquiring minds want to know!

So how do you do that? Beats me.

Meanwhile, where is everybody? Readers, readers, where have you gone? This month is shaping up to be awful for this blog.

But we were talking about how to lose weight while still eating whatever you want, as much of it and as often as you please.

Are you kidding? That’s impossible. There’s a product being advertised on the radio that promises you’ll lose a pound a day if you use it, but that’s impossible, too. Like, what if you use it all year? You’ll lose 365 pounds? What if you only weigh 200?

Amazing what people will believe, isn’t it? “Paying higher taxes to the government will keep the climate from getting bad!” No it won’t. Not even if you really are losing a pound a day by sprinkling Get Lost Elixir on your food.

God is not a man, that He should lie. (Numbers 23:19)

But if you can find a man who tells the truth, stick with him.

Hooray! ‘Gay Caveman’ Discovered!

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Why are Fred and Barney sitting together in the car? Science has the answer!

Scientists have been breaking their butts and their hearts, trying to find the “gay gene” (“It’s gotta be there! It’s just gotta!”), and just not getting anywhere–despite their perpetual willingness to say or do anything, to get the results they want.

But now they’ve got something almost as good: the archaeological remains of some poor devil who is being billed as the world’s oldest sodomite ( http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-culture/stories/archaeologists-unearth-5000-year-old-third-gender-caveman ).

Some thousands of years ago, it seems, this guy got buried as a woman instead of a man. Obviously that means he was “gay.” Maybe even a “transvestite” (you get double points if you discover that). It can’t possibly mean he was buried this way to shame or curse him, or as a token of the community’s low esteem. The fact is, nobody knows what it means.

We have a comment, however, from Prof. Stephen “Tiffany” Hormad, chair-being of the Dept. of Gender Studies at Bilgewater University. He is sure he knows exactly what it means.

“It goes to show you that human beings were originally all Gay or Lesbian,” said Dr. Hormad, “and heterosexuality didn’t come along until much, much later in history, as a result of Income Inequality and Global Warming.”

“Happily,” he added, “we are returning to that original condition. And it’s about time, too.”

Feds: Jack-O-Lanterns Cause Global Warming

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We know that a liberal’s fun consists of spoiling other people’s fun. The “progressive” is that drip who shakes his head at your Thanksgiving dinner and mutters, “You know, people are starving to death in Gufistan…”

Well, along comes the U.S. Dept. of Energy–think any of them are conservatives?–to warn us that Halloween jack-o’-lanterns cause Global Warming ( http://www.rageandwar.com/?p=37391 )… so you all just better stop it with the pumpkins or we’re all gonna die…

You’d think libs ‘n’ progs would love Halloween, if only for its heavy overlay (and underlay) of paganism. But, not content with banning your costume for being Politically Incorrect, now they’re coming after your pumpkin.

If you’re one of the few chumps who still take Global Warming seriously, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself.

The Baddest Hurricane Ever

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So what were they saying yesterday? Remember? “Worst storm in history! Winds at 200 mph! Doom, doom, doom!” And, oh yeah, this–“There must be a Global Climate Treaty before it’s too late!”

What a difference a day makes.

As of this morning, Supercolossal Storm Patricia was downgraded to ordinary bad weather, no big deal, all storm warnings canceled ( http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPEP5+shtml/230238.shtml ).

Is it at all possible that the Climate Gang were trying to stampede the public into belief in Global Warming and the imminent extinction of the human race unless we give our leaders fantastic new powers and pay a whopping great carbon tax?

As it is, God’s judgment is coming down on us and we don’t even see it, although it’s all right in front of our eyes. National borders ruptured, crime and chaos as Muslim hordes pour into the West. Marriage redefined, Christians thrown in jail or stripped of their livelihood for refusing to take part in a “gay wedding.” Planned Parenthood caught red-handed selling baby parts, “harvested” with the baby still alive, and Congress able to do nothing but wring its hands and babble about “women’s health.”

One of these days, maybe, there really will be a superstorm and no one will pay attention to the warnings because they’ll think it’s all just hype and scare-mongering like it’s been so many times before.

Oh, how badly do they want their global government, with themselves in charge! What won’t they do to get it! “People, people, you gotta trust us! You gotta let us Save the Planet! Give us all the power, give us all your money…”

Even if we wanted to, how could we give government the power to stop hurricanes? Not to mention earthquakes, droughts, fire and floods.

It is God whose hand forms the hurricane and turns it loose. No matter what we let Gore and Obama and Kerry and the rest of them do to us, no matter how many of our freedoms they devour, no matter how much of our wealth they confiscate, they can’t protect us from God’s judgment.

So this superstorm fizzled out. Global Warming itself fizzled out years ago. The Bad Guys bitterly cling to it as their great white hope of achieving total domination of their fellow human beings.

But the worst problem is that we don’t know God’s judgment when we see it. That’s the part that scares me.

Cornell Profs: ‘Hire No Republicans’

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If you’re spending big bucks to send your kid to college, you ought to know what you’re getting for it.

Professors at Cornell University have called for the school to make it a policy not to hire Republicans ( http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/10/18/cornell-professor-hiring-republicans-would-decrease-quality-faculty ). The Cornell faculty is already 96 percent Democrat, so it would not seem the university is hiring a lot of Republicans.

But in the interests of Diversity, that nagging 4 percent must be weeded out.

An English prof and a Poli Sci prof say there shouldn’t be any Republicans teaching at Cornell because Republicans are “anti-science.” That means they don’t believe in Global Warming.

Someone out there keeps guffawing at the idea of an English professor deciding what ought to be the standards for professors of the various sciences.  Actually, almost anything that almost any English professor has to say is funny.

In these hatcheries of Stalinism, the colleges and universities of the Western world, uniformity of thought–“Diversity”–is highly prized and much sought-after. As the Cornell profs observe, where is the university obligated to trot out every inane and ridiculous point of view? It’s all they can do just to keep on presenting the one inane and ridiculous point of view every single day.

My old alma mater, Rutgers, comes right out in its student guide and says there’s no such thing as free speech, so you’d better watch what you say.

College and university–the perfect tool for making small minds even smaller.

A Interllectural Talks Abuot the Pope

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Lookit that dum guy, he gose out to by grosseries and I come in and got his blog.

Ya know, somtimes it istnt easy bein a interllectural. Like, yestarday on compus I was waking past Mollatov Hall when I seen a poster on it, of The Pope. And I got mad bewccose thats religin and there istnt no religin aloud at our collidge, thats what collidge is for. So I done somethin abuot it.

I took my pen and drow a big Hilter mustash on The Pope and i was just writing some cuss words on the poster when my prefesser he come along and hit me upside the hed. Yuo” big ninkumpop he says, why” yuo doin that. Dont you know this here pope he is a good Pope!”

So I got confused and say prefesser, this here The Pope, didnt you say he is no good at all, hes a big fool and a relick, and a Hater, he dont allow no wimmin to be preists and he dont alow no gay marage? And my prefesser he says Yeah but that was last week, this is a good The Pope becase he beleaves in Globbal Warming and like th goverrmet must Do Somethin and Save the Planet, an he aslo beleaves in Equl Disturbution of Welth and no moe of that dirty nogood captalism”. And aslo Presdint Obamma he likes The Pop so that must be good.

So I says Well Prefesser im sorry, but i dont think I can errase that there Hilter mustash I drow on The Pope but I can cros out the cuss words, so i did and my prefesser he says never mind the mustash, Hilter he wastnt as bad as peple say, at leest he was a Socailist.

Alrighjt, now I Know this is a good The Pope and he helping The Presdint so its good for interllecturals to say this here is okay and we lik The Pope. And anyon who dosnt like The Pope is just stopid and a big dop, and not a interllectural at al.

Oh, and my prefesser he says that next week The Pope wil be no good again unles he makes wimmin Preests. Them iddoit christins!

‘97% of Scientists Say…’

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I had a hard time at the YMCA yesterday: a debate, as it were, on the subject of Global Warming, featuring me vs. everybody else in the locker room.

If I heard it once yesterday, I heard it 50 times: “But 97% of scientists believe in Global Warming!” That makes it true, of course.

You can’t get through. The 97% is carved in stone. You can poke holes in it till you’re blue in the face, and nothing happens. What about the hundreds of scientists who don’t believe in Global Warming, and have said so publicly? Did they ask all scientists, or just the ones who’d be sure to give them the answer that they wanted? And who, by the way, did the asking? And how did they decide who is a “scientist”?

All my opponents need to know is “Science says.” That makes it infallible. That the scientists themselves are all fallible human beings, born into sin, and that their science is strained through a filter of incomplete and often inaccurate information, wishful thinking, prejudice, fear, and desire for advancement is completely irrelevant to them. You just can’t get through.

Is this not idolatry? Science is the work of human minds, and human hands. To worship it is to worship human beings. And we laugh at the ancient Egyptians for worshiping animals.

And they try to convince us that humanism is not a religion.

Global warming Gang Asks Obama to Prosecute Skeptics

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So how does science get settled, these days? We are told that science is the absolute authority, the sole proprietor of Truth. But how is it decided what Truth is?

Why, that’s easy. Whoever holds the keys to the jailhouse holds the keys to Science. The way to win any scientific debate is by making threats of violence. And it goes way beyond “Shut up or I’ll punch ya in the nose!”

What, you don’t believe that? But a group of 20 prominent “climate scientists” have asked President *Batteries Not Included–a lawless man, if ever there was one–to have “deniers” prosecuted under RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations), a statute created to control organized crime ( http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/17/scientists-ask-obama-to-prosecute-global-warming-skeptics/ ).

See, not agreeing with them about Global Warming means you must be part of a criminal conspiracy, and you must be thrown in jail so that Big Government can get on with its mission to become even bigger, with government-approved “scientists” as its infallible advisers and oracles. If you question or disbelieve their claim that Man-Made Global Warming gonna burn up the world and we all gonna die, unless we give gigantic new powers to a government already grown colossal in its arrogance and its pretensions, you are an Enemy of the People. You are trying to stop our all-wise, all-powerful scientists and politicians from Saving the Planet.

You must be jailed.

That’s how science gets settled. In this lawless age, science must be lawless, too.