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Mrs. Bates for U.S. Senate!

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Mrs. Athalia Bates, best known as Norman Bates’ mother in Psycho, is running for re-election to the Senate. The long-time Democrat has been a fixture in the Senate since 1960, when a local funeral home mysteriously “lost” her.

“The fact that she is dead is something that only a bigoted Republican steeped in liveism would ever hold against her,” said Mark Kardz, Democrat Party strategist. “She never committed those murders! Her son did–and he’s better now.

“Everybody knows that dead people are a major component of our party’s voting base–and who better than Mrs. Bates to represent them? And you didn’t hear it from me, but Athaliah Bates taught V.P. Kamala Harris everything she knows! And not only that: President Biden plays pinochle with her every other night. And she always wins!”

The secret of Mrs. Bates’ success, he said, “Is that she fits right in! She’s sort of our party personified. Everything you would ever expect from a Democrat, you get from Mrs. Bates.”

It has not yet been decided which state Mrs. Bates will represent. It’s usually California, “But New York is making a serious pitch for her this year,” said Kardz.

Hillary: GOP Stole 2024 Election!

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Smartest woman in the world. Just ask Dracula.

Hillary Clinton has demanded a Congressional investigation of the 2024 presidential election.

“The Republicans have stolen it!” she asserted. “They stole it from me in 2016, when it was My turn! And they stole it again in 2024!

“Well, I’m gonna have my turn! The only remedy is to overturn the 2024 election now, I mean right now, declare this year to be 2024, and install me in the White House as president. Nobody cares what year it really is, anyway! And isn’t there, like, some prophecy of me being declared president because it’s My turn? I’m sure there is!”

(The only one I can think of is This is the POTUS/ who fatally smote us. But I thought that was Biden.)

Asked, “What about the rest of President Biden’s term?”, Mrs. Clinton replied, “He can come back in after I’ve had My turn. We’ll just change the years around some more.”

My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 27 (‘Do Or Die–Let’s Do!’)

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Business Lessons Learned From Stacey Abrams' Refusal To Concede

Stacy Abrams… She wants more abortions. Do you?

How bad do things have to get before we throw the Democrat Party out of office? ‘Cause they’re pretty bad already.

Do Or Die (Let’s Do!)

I’ve noticed, though, in just the past two weeks or so, Democrat candidates are saying really wacky things and the commentators in the nooze have been playing a lot of CYA. Just last week it was all “Hey, ya know, the Democrats are gonna pull this out, they’re gonna keep control of Congress.” This week, none of that at all. I wonder what happened over the weekend to change the media’s tune. Now they’re all predicting Doomsday.

But Doomsday for Democrats is Happy Birthday for America.

Clueless Democrat: Her Slip Is Showing

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Is New York locked with California in a battle to see which state can generate the worst government?

Here’s New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, debating the Republican candidate, Rep. Lee Zelden. Zelden keeps trying to discuss New York’s soaring crime rate, eminently attributable to the Democrats’ “bail reform” policy that keeps violent criminals out of jail and allows them to continue to prey on people.

And what does Gov. Hokum have to say about it?

“I don’t know why that’s so important to you.”

Egad, the woman’s off her rocker. Why should getting knifed or clubbed or pushed onto the tracks while you’re waiting for a subway seem important to anyone? Hokum could easily fire any district attorney who refuses to prosecute criminals–but she doesn’t. Assault and injure someone on the sidewalk, and 15 minutes later they turn you loose again.

Insane public policy. And that’s what Democrats have to offer.

It’d be nice if Hokum encountered one of those subway crimes she just laughs off.

‘Liberalism: Dangerously Silly’ (2018)

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President Joe Biden poses for a photo with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Pray the election wipes the smiles off their faces.

Imaginary solutions to imaginary problems–that’s liberalism in a nutshell.

Liberalism: Dangerously Silly

In a couple of weeks Americans will have a chance to root a lot of silly and wicked people out of Congress. We are running out of chances to do this.

They’re betting “vote-by-mail” can pull them through, when no one in his right mind would ever vote for any of their public policies. They will cheat again. They worship power, crave it, live for it, and will do anything, absolutely anything, to get it and keep it.

We can stop them. We can vote them out. And we have to, if we want our nation to survive as anything more than just a name on a map.

Has God Hardened Their Hearts?

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You’d swear it was brewed up by witches

I was bowled over yesterday by Democrat gubernatorial candidate Stacy Abrams suggesting that the way to beat inflation is by… having more abortions! I couldn’t believe any politician would ever say such a thing.

More abortions! Erase our country’s border! Spend like there’s no tomorrow, like money was confetti! Let all the criminals out of jail! Urge and pressure young children to have a sex-change! And don’t forget the Drag Queen Story Hour! And Critical Race Theory!

They aren’t even pretending to be sane anymore. And I wonder–

Has God hardened their hearts, as He hardened Pharaoh’s heart, to move them to an open display of what fools, what crooks, what degenerates they are? Really–what kind of doofus is in favor of any of this stuff? This is mental illness as a public policy agenda.

Are we finally seeing it? How blind do you have to be, not to?

I guess we soon will know.

‘”Save Our Democracy”‘ (2018)

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Save Democracy Vote Democratic Double Sided Yard Sign, Protest Sign

God forbid

They taught Civics when my mother went to school. Kids were expected to learn how the country was supposed to work.

Now they teach what we could justly call “anti-civics”–heaped-up piles of pure crapola, mostly based on Democrat slogans, none of which venture anywhere near truth.

‘Save Our Democracy’

“Save our democracy” was a big slogan in the 2018 midterm elections and will be even bigger this time out, with their so-called president barking and hooting it. The fact that we do not have a “democracy,” that by law we have a republic, has never registered with Democrats.

Could we please not elect these people anymore? Haven’t they done enough damage to America? Why in the world would anyone want to see more?

Ex-Congressman Gets 30-Month Prison Sentence–for Election Fraud

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Corrupt politicians are parasites–like leeches

How many out-and-out crooks and villains do we have in our government?

Well, there’s gonna be one less.

Former Representative Michael “Ozzie” Meyers, Pennsylvania Democrat who served in Congress for two terms, 1976-1980, has been sentenced to 30 months in prison, plus a $100,000 fine, by a U.S. District Court judge (https://slaynews.com/news/judge-throws-book-at-ex-dem-congressman-sentences-him-to-30-months-in-prison-for-election-fraud/).

This guy’s a pip. He spent three years in jail in the 1980s, for his role in a major corruption scandal. Retiring early from active politics, he went behind the scenes to specialize in skullduggery. The court found him guilty of election fraud in 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018. Bribery, adding or subtracting votes as needed–the usual Democrat bag of tricks. He was also said to have been involved in juicier crimes that weren’t included in this latest court case.

Meanwhile, there’s Andrew Cuomo running around with $15 million (!) in his political action committee that he’ll never have to give back. Politics been very, very good to him! That he was all but chased out of office under a shower of stones won’t stop him from attempting a comeback.

You go into office with no money to speak of and you come out with millions.

Not nice. Not honest. Why do we let these people do this to us?

‘A Really Lousy Vision for America’ (2014)

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If I could just shrink them past the vanishing point–!

This was first published when *Batteries Not Included was in the White House, finding new and exciting ways to wreck the country.

A Really Lousy Vision for America

Our country’s founders understood that all government, any government, has by its nature one overriding impulse: to grow ever bigger and bigger, and more and more powerful, at the people’s expense. So they did their best to limit it.

Nice try.

But really, we have to try harder. Before government sinks us for good.

‘”Change?” What Change? “Action?” What Action?’ (2019)

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The voice of ignorance is always loud.

They promise “hope and change,” and then they dash your hopes and change things for the worse. Always for the worse.

In my lifetime only two things have changed for the better–dentistry and chess notation.

‘Change?’ What Change? ‘Action?’ What Action?

Yes! They’re gonna change human nature, micro-manage nature, let Ol’ Man Climate know who’s boss, and create a paradise on earth. The fact that none of these schemes has ever even kinda-sorta-just-a-little worked doesn’t give them pause. Like, North Korea would be a really nice place if only socialism were tried a little harder. Or if only our own socialists–AOC, Michael Moore, Obama, Kerry, Sanders, etc.–were in charge of it. They’d do it right!

I thought we were all too old to believe in fairy tales.