‘Cardiff Giant Supports Climate Change Summit’ (2015)

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Let’s face it–the classic hoaxes of the 19th century–like the Cardiff Giant–look like absolutely nothing, compared to the hoaxes of the 21st. “Systemic Racism” is catching up fast, but “Man-Made Climate Change” is still in the lead.

Cardiff Giant Supports Climate Change Summit

Genuine petrified man, ten feet tall. You wouldn’t think that would fool anybody, would you?

But look at all the people who believe in public education.

More Cultural Vandalism

Top Famous Paintings in Art History Of All Time Ranked

Forbidden! Don’t they know a painting like this is… Systemic Racism?

A San Francisco art museum curator has been hounded out of his job for saying he would continue to buy art produced by white men (https://sfist.com/2020/07/13/sfmoma-curator-resigns-following-uproar-over/).

And now art museums all over the country are scrambling to hire “curators of color” before Only BLM comes for their scalps, too.

Obviously the only solution to the problem is to impose a strict racial quota system on the art museums and beat anyone senseless who dares to question it.

This inane garbage has to stop before we have nothing left worth saving.

 

‘Systemic Racism’ Found–on Mars!

ESA - Mars landscape

NASA has discovered “irrefutable evidence” of “systemic racism” on Mars–and “It’s right there for everyone to see,” says Project Director Dr. I.C. Catpee (http://stupid.com).

“It’s all there in the stones and in the dirt,” Dr. Catpee continued. “See those shadows? You only get shadows like that when there’s systemic racism around–just like on earth!”

Mars, he said, “made the mistake of not having an all-powerful central government to address the problem, and so it just festered and festered for millions of years.” He did admit that the fact that the planet had no life-forms on it inhibited the creation of a central government. “But where there’s a will there’s a way!”

Systemic racism can be found “literally anywhere you look!” he said. “Don’t let what happened to Mars happen to earth! End systemic racism now, or it will end all life on earth… although of course women and minorities will be hardest hit.”

Firefox is Nagging Me

Nagging - Just My Little Way of Saying "I Love You" - Real ...

All I wanted to do was post a picture. But I had to pass through the Firefox search page on the way; and they had this little message waiting for me.

“Educating ourselves is how we can begin dismantling systemic racism.”

This is supposed to make me feel guilty. I don’t know about you, but getting nagged, yelled at, called names, and blamed for things I didn’t do does not make me feel guilty. It only makes me mad.

They can take their “systemic racism” and stick it where the sun don’t shine.

On Our Way to Utopia!

Most Common Kinds of Vehicle Accidents - Side Car

The Democrat governor of Castrovia (“Our 57th State!”), His Excellency Woody Winkie, has issued an emergency executive order that from now on, motorists in Castrovia must drive on the left side of the road instead of the right.

“I know it’ll be a little confusing for a day or two, and maybe cause a couple of minor fender-benders,” chuckled the governor, “but believe me, what with the White Virus ravaging the world, this is probably our best way to combat systemic racism.”

Changing the driving rules, he added, would also combat income inequality, Climate Change, white privilege, and belly-button lint.

“And if we need to do more, we’ll do more,” Winkie said. “The next step will be to declare the state’s official language to be Austrian.”

To vote for Gov. Winkie’s re-election by mail wherever you are, whoever you are, just send a note to the Castrovia Elections Collective.