2 Stories to Watch Out For

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I’m not going to write them up as yet, ’cause everybody else has already done it, but here are two nooze stories I recommend we keep an eye on. I expect they’ll lead to bigger things.

(One) Biden, by invoking hitherto-unknown executive powers, “forgives” debt on student loans–at least $10,000 a head, maybe as much as $20,000. The cost of this caper has been estimated at anywhere from $300 billion to $600 billion. In other words, they have no idea what it’ll cost! And if you just finished paying off your loan two weeks ago–well, now you can help a lot of Gender Studies majors welsh on theirs! This is not nice and certainly not fair, a bald-faced ploy to round up the idiot vote in time for the mid-terms: and we may expect it to go to court quite soon.

(Two) Big Tech titan Mark Zuckerberg, whose social media froze out the Hunter Biden laptop story to help SloJo “win” in 2020, is now saying “The FBI made me do it!” Now why is he saying that? What’s he suddenly afraid of? We wonders, Precious–yess, we wonders! Gollum gollum! He was sitting pretty, not a care in the world, and he comes out with this? He’s gonna need a food-taster! (Coroner’s verdict: “Accidentally shot himself in the back while shaving.”]

Watch for these stories to grow bigger. The nooze media will try to sweep them under the rug, but it may already be too late for that.

 

Michigan Court Disenfranchises Dead Voters!

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Groping for the ballot!

Incredible! The court won’t let the Michigan secretary of state, a Democrat, keep 26,000 dead people on the voter rolls (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/08/25/court-rejects-democrat-officials-attempt-keep-26k-dead-people-michigan-voter-rolls/).

I would love to know what argument she offered for keeping the dead registered as voters! But we can only guess what it might have been.

*They might come back to life in time for the elections.

*Stopping the dead from voting is un-Democratic.

*They might only be pretending to be dead. Some people are like that.

*It’s not like we asked to let Martians vote!

*Striking the dead from the rolls stereotypes them as non-intersectional cisexistent kielbasi super-binary palookas.

*Letting dead people vote for Democrats makes up for historical injustices!

*You are a racist!

I don’t know which of these arguments was used… but whatever it was, it didn’t work.

‘Porn Star Gripes: She’s Treated as a Sexual Object’ (2018)

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Let’s stick with the picture of the red eft. Porn stars weary me.

Would you believe it? A porn star treated as a sexual object! Who would have thought it?

Porn Star Gripes: She’s Treated as a Sexual Object

You really do wonder what some of these people expect. “Gay” scoutmasters. The minister caught banging the organist. The politician caught with his hand up to the elbow in the cookie jar. These and so many more… they demand our respect!

They can’t understand why they aren’t getting it.

‘Behold The Mountain of the Lord’

No hymn requests, no comments this morning: I’m on my own.

Here’s one of my favorite hymns, an old Scottish hymn–Behold the Mountain of the Lord, sung by Godfrey Birtill.

Well, the hymn shop is open… Come on in.

A Puss in Boots

There is such a thing as being smart enough to get yourself in trouble. Cats are masters of this art.

We have had cats who wanted to eat our shoelaces. We often caught them chewing on them. I think I always got there in time to stop the cat from swallowing a shoelace; but I did have to store my sneakers where the cats couldn’t get at them.

We Neeed Parsons Of Culler Theem Haouses!!!

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What the World’s Been Waiting For!

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It’s not nice to cuss out the scammer!

Tired of getting phone-scammed every day by people with thick Indian accents? Yeah, I know–we’re supposed to pretend it does not exist.

But never mind! Artificial Intelligence to the rescue! Now they’ve got a device that can overlay a “white American accent” on the caller’s voice as he’s speaking, and completely conceal the foreign accent (https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/aug/23/voice-accent-technology-call-center-white-american).

[I shouldn’t have to say this, but I do know honest, hard-working Indians who are an asset to the community. But it’s just stupid and self-righteous to ignore this aspect of nuisance telemarketing.]

Yeah, this’ll fool everybody. The next time you get a call from “the Health Care Dept.” or “the Medicare Office,” it’ll be disguised by a whitey voiceover that only sometimes sounds like a robot and you’ll happily give the caller your credit card number… And they can scam you a dozen times a day, you’ll never catch on.

And of course the nooze media that report this don’t even mention phone scams and anybody who complains about this species of nuisance call must be a White Supremacist. (At last count, there were 11 genuine White Supremacists in North America.) Boo-hoo! People say nasty things to nuisance callers! You’re all racists out there!

I don’t know about you, but after about the 50th repetition, “This is Jake from Discover” really palls on me. I’d say something nasty if it wasn’t just a stupid robot.

 

New Contest… Maybe?

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Apple TV plans to air a new show starring Hillary and Chelsea Clinton.

What would you do to avoid seeing that show?

I’m toying with that as the idea for another contest. Who can give the most creative answer to that question? Hill and Chel will be interviewing various Far Left wacked-out feminists–I think they’re trying to steal The View‘s audience.

So I’m running this idea up the flagpole to see who salutes it. Waddaya say?

By Request (!), ‘I Asked the Lord’

Finally this mess has been straightened out so that readers can send in hymn requests. There are still some problems with this site, but we’re working on it.

Requested by Erlene: I Asked the Lord, by Carroll Roberson.

The Human Squeaky Toy

I’ve been saving this for you, a final flurry of squeaky toy zaniness. In this case, a couple of kids who swallowed the little whistle inside a squeaky toy to become, as it were, squeaky toys themselves.

Don’t laugh too hard. The boys aren’t in any distress just now, but you don’t really want to have bits of plastic rattling around in your lungs. The video does not tell us how the squeaky part will be removed… or if it even can be safely removed. I mean, this could get kind of tiresome after forty years or so.

Meanwhile–well, yeah, it is kind of funny. I remember when my sister swallowed a bunch of balloons…