Pressadint Jobydin ‘And The’ Cannables!

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I jist heerd somb-Thing witch prooves Jobydin “shood-be” PreSsadint for fourty (&*4)^) moar Yeers!!!

Didju know “his” Unckle he was ate “by” Caterpillers?? Its True! All themb Catterpillers–

Stop, Tyme aout,, this Aint the Stoary!!!

It wuznt Catrapillers!!

It was Cannables” that Ate” himb!!!!!!!!!!

This hapened sumbware “aruaoun”d New Jarsey dooring “the” War!. I fourgot witch War!. I diddnt know “thare was” Canables In New Jursy!!

Butt “yiu” doughnt has “To” taik mhy Wordd “four” It!!!!!! Taik Jobydin’t Word,, wen wood he “evver” Lye??? Wen wood “he” evver Be crayzy Enuought to maik “up” a Stoary lyke That???? I bet lotsa menandwimmin got Ate by Canables “in” the War!!! Themb Canables thay tryde “to” EEat Hillery too!!!!!!! Emadgin waht A Tradegy “that wood” be!!!!!!!!!!

‘Agatha Christie’s Deprived Childhood’ (2015)

Hard to believe the world’s all-time best-selling author had such an impoverished childhood, isn’t it? No video games! No gender coaching! No sex (the horror, the horror!). Poor Agatha Christie!

Agatha Christie’s Deprived Childhood

Nowadays, of course, Child Protective Services would’ve eaten her parents alive. Can you imagine? She never spent a day in public school! No Gender Unicorn for her.

Sorry, but it’s just so hard to write about this, I have to stop now…

By Request, ‘Beautiful Savior’

This is one of Patty’s favorite hymns, she asked me to post it, so here it is–Beautiful Savior (also called Fairest Lord Jesus), sung by the Oasis Chorale. It’s a Sunday school favorite in many churches.

Should This Dog Watch TV?

We don’t like to think of humans being influenced by what they see on television. Always leads to trouble, doesn’t it? But is TV all right for your dog? Watch out your German shepherd doesn’t pick up any dubious ideas.

The Whale That Terrorized an Empire

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He might be preparing to ram that boat.

I took two semesters of Byzantine History in college, taught by a world-class scholar. And in all that time, he never mentioned this peculiar incident. It was described by the 6th-century historian Procopius, who probably had first-hand information.

For fifty years (!), a whale nicknamed “Porphyrius” attacked boats and ships in the waters around Constantinople. Emperor Justinian ordered his navy to put a stop to it, but they couldn’t. It’s not known how many vessels Porphyrius sent to Davy Jones, but it was certainly more than just a few.

What kind of whale was it? Procopius didn’t know. Modern historians believe it was most likely a larger than usual orca, or just possibly a sperm whale–although sperm whales don’t generally appear in those waters.

In our own time orcas have attacked fishing vessels in the waters around Gibraltar. They haven’t sunk any, but they’ve seriously damaged several boats that were lucky to get back to port with all hands still alive. No one knows why the whales are doing this. Is it a new whale fad, or just a few habitual bad ones? It remains to be seen whether there will be any further attacks this year.

Imagine if Porphyrius had sunk a ship carrying the emperor himself, or an important general. It could have changed history.

In the end, Porphyrius beached himself and, defenseless as he was, a mob of local people came out with weapons and farm implements and dispatched him. It is recorded that they threw themselves into the job as a long-awaited revenge.

‘Furries’ Are Baaaaaaack…!

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

What was I writing about, just this morning? Delusions, I think. Yeah, delusions. And how we are expected to affirm certain delusions–or else. Usually that means delusions involving one’s, uh, “gender.” But aren’t all delusions created equal? Like, for instance, this:

FURRY INFESTATION: Middle School Students Walk Out in Protest After School Leaders Allow “Furries” to Terrorize Them – They BITE, SCRATCH, BARK, CHEW ON STICKS, HAVE A KITTY LITTER BOX in Bathroom (VIDEO)

Yeah, “Furries” dropped out of the nooze for a while, and I thought the fad had run its course… but now they’re back. Big-time. And somehow “school officials” can’t do diddly-squat about it! It seems Furries can do whatever they please and the rest of the student body had better get used to it. This particular Furry outbreak occurred at Mount Nebo School in Payson, Utah.

I don’t believe these teens are mentally ill–well, no more so than any other species of leftist. I think they’re having the time of their lives. Reveling in it. Look at all the attention they get. And the ever-lovin’ “school officials” act like they’re afraid of them.

[NOTE: Ty Smith, “Modern Renaissance Man” on YouTube, has an hour-long in-depth report on the Furry flap in Utah–well worth watching.]

People, what has to happen, what priceless idiocy do they have to shove under your noses, to move you to take your children out of public school? What do the teachers’ unions have to do to you?  And you don’t mind when the school board sics the FBI on you, because you objected to some loony policy?

I no longer believe the public schools are salvageable. Homeschooling, Christian schooling–but no more public education Furry farms.

‘I Identify As…’ (My Newswithviews Column, April 18)

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Are we supposed to affirm “I have dinosaurs in my swimming pool”?

Somehow I can just imagine my mother saying, “We can’t all be Joe Biden!”

But why can’t we?

‘I Identify As…’

How do we decide which delusions to honor and which to despise? Aren’t all delusions created equal?

Imagine a world in which all delusions MUST BE AFFIRMED by the rest of us. So you like what you see?

‘When They Make You Say It’ (2018)

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In that corner of Hell where they hatch out leftids, imps and demons are taught to relish the experience of forcing some poor undefended mug to say things he knows to be false and believes to be evil.

So here’s a college where they make you write to your Congressman in support of Planned Parenthood, the abortion giants. For the professor, the zest comes into it when the student has to violate his conscience to get a passing grade.

When They Make You Say It

First they stop you from saying things that they don’t want to hear. Then they make you say things that you don’t want to say. It’s great for breaking down self-respect, for turning citizens into serfs. It appeals to all that’s worst in our sin nature.

Protect us by thy might, Great God our King.

‘He Who Would Valiant Be’

This is a 1906 version of the classic hymn by John Bunyan (Pilgrim’s Progress), performed by the Wallingford Parish Church Choir and the Royal Philharmonic. Dazzling! Soul-anointing! Made me want to burst out crying–for joy.

Chickens’ Love Story

Here’s a rooster who’s crazy about his hen. Their names are Steve and Margaret. Steve lives in the big house with the humans. Margaret has this cute little chicken house. See Steve run to Margaret’s house in the morning. Gotta love it.