Holy Cow! We Don’t Trust the Nooze Media???

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Say it ain’t so, Joe!

I’m afraid it is, kid.

In a new Gallup poll, 33% have no trust at all in the nooze media and another 27% have “not very much trust” (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/just-9-trust-media-a-great-deal-33-none-at-all-highest-ever). Yowch. That’s 60%.

Only 9%–good grief, where did they come from?–trust the media “a great deal.” And 73% of Democrats expressed trust in the noozies. What does that tell us?

What we’re talking about here is a product that 60% of the public says is just no good, it doesn’t do what it’s supposed to do, it stinks. How long do you suppose a car company would stay in business with numbers like that?

The noozies are paying the price for siding 100% with the Democrats and against America. We know they despise us. We are learning to despise them.

Packing the Court to Bursting

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853 Supreme Court justices on their way home after another grueling day of not being able to finish their work

Democrats have made no secret of their desire to pack the Supreme Court once they’re back in power, adding as many Far Left Crazy “judges” as they need to create an ironclad leftist majority. All they need is to keep control of the House of Representatives and get one of their commie stooges in as president.

Given that it’s virtually impossible to remove a Supreme Court justice, what could Republicans do but pack the court again, once they got back in power? And then when the Dems get back in, pack it again, and so on. Next thing you know, we’ve got 853 Supreme Court justices.

We take it for granted that Democrats have absolutely no care for our republican institutions and would discard them or destroy them or corrupt them at the drop of a hat. They’ve grown accustomed to using the Supreme Court to ram through major policy changes that didn’t have enough public support to get done through legislation–abortion, Obamacare, “gay marriage,” etc. That was how they were able to experiment with our way of life without being held accountable for it at the polls. That is, the court was what they used to screw with America.

Packing the court must lead to stuffing the court, which must lead to just plain ruining the court by destroying any credibility it ever had. The Constitution sets no limit on the number of Supreme Court justices: our founders overestimated the common sense and sanity of their descendants.

It’s nerve-racking to live in a time when one of your two major political parties wants to trash the country.

The Jerry Nadler Doll

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The Fundamental Transformation Toy Co. has come out with a brand-new doll that’s sure to be a hit with the kiddies!

Inspired by Rep. Jerry Nadler’s unconventional way of going about “saving our democracy,” the doll has been named “Oopsie Poopsie”. Fundamental Transformation’s CEO, Alvin Khrushchev, says: “You remember the classic doll, Betsy Wetsy–you put water in one end and it came out the other. Well, Oopsie Poopsie’s pretty much the same, only with chocolate syrup instead of water. But unlike Betsy Wetsy, Oopsie Poopsie helps preserve our democracy! And the super-deluxe version even sidles awkwardly away from you–just like Mr. Nadler took off for the rest room.”

Several Democrat governors have already issued individual mandates requiring the purchase of an Oopsie Poopsie doll.

 

 

‘Big Brother Is Listening… and He’s an Idiot’ (2017)

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That nice man on the television told Alexa to buy this for us!

Do you like being spied on by robots–your every move, your every word, reported to–well, you don’t know that, do you?

Big Brother is Listening… and He’s an Idiot

Okay, so “Alexa” is a mindless machine and does things without thinking about them because that’s what it’s been programmed to do. And isn’t that funny, tee-hee, you just got this expensive doll house that you never ordered!

But the purpose of these “smart” devices, the bottom line, is to spy on you and collect information for someone who wants either your money or your life. I make a point of not having them in my home.

Then again, they’ll know where to find me when they want to break some eggs for their socialist omelet.

By Request, ‘When the Man Comes Around’

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Joyce mentioned this yesterday, When the Man Comes Around, by Johnny Cash. I thought I’d heard it before–but was I wrong! This worship song bowled me over. Made Revelation come to life.

Our list of Your Favorite Hymns has begun to grow again, but let’s keep loading up the wagon.

Who’s That Bad Kitten in the Mirror?

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A few of these little characters have appeared in other compilations, but their antics will still make you smile.

My cats are mature and don’t even notice mirrors. I’ve had lizards that got more excited than they do.

Genuine False Fact: Archimedes invented a mirror that his cats stole and threw off a cliff.

My Incipient Panic Attack

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I’m trying everything I know to get this blog back to where it was during the first half of this topsy-turvy year–you wouldn’t believe how hard I’m trying–but now I have to stop and write a Newswithviews column, and earlier I had to stop writing my book because it began to rain on me. Anyone who thinks this is easy, well, step right up and try it for yourself.

Excuse me–just had to lug a couple of these 5-gallon jugs, bad knee and all, upstairs to the water cooler. Somehow managed it.

I do these things because I have to, it’s my job, and I hope it will be fruitful in God’s service. So let me get started with this column–whatever it turns out to be.

‘Everything Is Bad for You’

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They could drive you crazy.

“Everything is bad for you,” said my sister–a health care professional, by the way–“so I’m just giving up and having pizza.”

What do you get when you mix science with politics? You get politics.

What do you get when you mix science with “journalism”? You get pure, unadulterated, scare-mongering “journalism.”

There used to be a feature on the evening nooze around here. a Dr. So-and-so, who came on every night to urge his viewers to get tested for just about everything. If you were ever mad enough to take him seriously, you’d be doing nothing but running to the doctor for one test after another.

Life is incredibly complex, nature is vaster than anyone can truly grasp, and listening to the Experts, who told us that “millions” of us were gonna die from COVID-19, led to truly crazy public policies–shutting down the economy, placing healthy people under quarantine, forbidding church services, weddings, and funerals–but not riots!–and thrusting us all into this weird drama that’s gone on for six months so far and is still in force wherever the ruling politicians want it to be.

Sometimes you can’t even do what the experts advise because their advice splits off into several contradictory directions all at once. Eat this! Never eat this! Beware the Obesity Epidemic–but “fat” is something to be proud of! Conform your meals to the government’s Food Pyramid, and you wind up looking like a pyramid!

I think we can all agree that doing anything to excess will turn out badly. But that’s too simple–not enough scope for Experts to spread their wings and fly. They want to be our gods. Turn from the real God and worship Experts. And if their advice lands you in the morgue before your time–well, what else would you expect?

Toldja! Face Masks Forever

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Mayor De Blasio Announces Open Restaurants Will Return Next Summer

Where’s your mask, genius?

Remember when we were all gonna be locked down–for our own good, of course, as determined by The Wise–for just long enough for them to “flatten the curve” of the Chinese Communist Death & Doomsday Virus? It was only going to be for a few weeks.

But that was six months ago, going on seven, and large chunks of America are still held in varying degrees of lockdown.

People are fleeing New York in droves, and maybe they’ll come back someday and maybe they won’t. And here’s what Mayor Bill de Blasio has to say about it:

“[W]e’re not done until we hit zero” cases (https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/bryan-preston/2020/09/28/de-blasio-tweets-he-will-keep-new-york-under-covid-unism-forever-n983412).

Dude! That will never happen! There will never be zero cases! Because the damned thing is out now, it’s part of our environment, and we’re flaming well stuck with it.

We toldja, though, didn’t we? Toldja Democrat politicians want some degree of lockdown, face masks, and social distancing forever. Maybe a steady stream of riots, too–icing on the cake.

Keep this up, boys, and you’ll turn New York City into a ghost town. What a proud achievement for you! A perpetual testimony to the utter lunacy of allowing “progressives” to govern human beings.

It’s Debate Night!

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Hey! I thought I asked for a picture of Joe Biden–not Dracula. What’s that? You find it hard to tell them apart? Hmmm….

Tonight’s the first presidential debate of 2020. Gibberin’ Joe Biden has been lured out of his basement–don’t ask how–and refused to take a drug test before the fun starts, which can only mean he’s chemically equipping himself for it.

We are warned by some conservative commentators that the bar has been set too low: that all Biden has to do, to “win” the debate, is not do a Nadler in his pants. After 50 years of taking up space on Capitol Hill, if there’s one thing Joe can do in his sleep–and he might really be asleep–it’s debate politics. What’s he done for 50 years but talk?

I pray that this will be the end of it–the Biden campaign in particular and the Democrat Party in general. Forever. We do not need the Riot Party doing to our whole country what they’ve done to the unhappy cities they control.

May the Lord confound them.