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A New York Times Hissy Fit

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The New York Times Blames Christians for the Wuhan Virus

Not that we actually care what this superannuated travesty of a newspaper says, but I think we need to understand how leftids think, the better to defeat them.

So some Far Left Crazy at the Times has written, “The Religious Right’s Hostility to Science Is Crippling Our Coronavirus Response” (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/27/opinion/coronavirus-trump-evangelicals.html). Well, gee, almost everything’s closed down, they’re working day and night to find a cure, and they just ponied up $2 trillion to tide us over–does that seem “crippled” to you? Does that really look like the Trump administration is just lah-dee-dahing it?

Yeahbut, yeahbut! The “science denialism”–what?–“of his [Trump’s] ultraconservative religious allies” is holding us back from the triumphs we’d surely have if only there weren’t any Christians in America. Or something. It’s very hard to make out what leftids are trying to say sometimes. But let’s try. Near as I can figure:

Being anti-abortion makes you “anti-science.”

Not believing in Man-Made Climbit Change makes you “anti-science.”

Not buying into Evolution makes you “anti-science.”

Failing to confess the existence of several dozen “genders” makes you “anti-science.”

Not being a hypnotized zombie leftid makes you “anti-science.”

Not taking the New York Times seriously makes you “anti-science.”

And if you didn’t vote for Hillary, you are way “anti-science.” Shame on you.

The White House squirted out of their hands in 2016, they can’t face life without power over other people, and liberals are just plain irrational and nasty in the first place, and puffed up almost to bursting with self-importance.

Don’t try to understand them. Just defeat them.

 

 

We Got Secrete collidge Coarses!!

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I dont Know “wye” thay didded “this” butt The Addminastriation thay sayed fromb Nhow On al “our” coarses thay has “to be” teeched In Secrete!!!! Whe “are” Not aloud to tell no boddy abuot themb, wee “are Not” aloud to say waht thay bin Teeching Us!!!! In facked one of my Nothing Studdies prefessers she woont evin tel Us waht she “is” teeching us!!!!! “”Jist yiu maik Shure yiu lern it she sayed!!” butt watt doo we Cair, we Got Past/Fale nhow Insted of Graids and no boddy thay evver Fale!!!!

Anether prefesser he sayed “Wee shooda bin Dooing this “al allong” and teeching Nothing “in” Nothing Studdies!!!”” Whell he has a Poynt!!! Butt i amb pritty shure i Whas lerning Nothing anyway,, at leesed i Was Trying To lern Nothing!!

So nhow al The Coarses thay are Secrete,, sumb of us we Cant evin Fyned wat Haul the Class is saposed to be In!! This gye whoo eets Smart Flakes he says thay “are” dooing “This” to pertecked the Collidge fromb annyOne fynd Out watt thay “are” reely Teeching becose Iff “thay” knowed then we wood looze our Funding and aslo “Lots” of Dollers$$$!

Wen wee “are Not” acxurely in Classs we “are” saposed To hied Under Our Bedds so No One frumb rite-Wing biggit hat sites wil know we “Are” Still Hear and maik a Phuss aboat it!!!!!!!

They’ve Got the Answers!

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Yesterday alone, the world’s smartest people came up with three sure-fire solutions to the coronavirus pandemic.

Solution No. 1: Jihad. I forget exactly who said this, but the idea is, if you’re out there killing the infidels, you won’t catch the virus. Of course, if the infidels kill you back, you definitely won’t catch the virus.

Solution No. 2: Abolish Capitalism. This from Hollywood, from actress and sage Fran Drescher, who was on TV as “The Nanny.” Amazing, what a difference a single vowel can make. She should’ve been “The Ninny.”

And now for the most awesome solution of them all: Solution No. 3: Global Government. This from Gordon Brown, Labour Party, who was prime minister of the UK from 2007-2010.

Yup! We need a global government! Haven’t they been telling us that all along? And it hardly needs to be said that it’ll be only “temporary.” But let’s let Mr. Brown throw the sales pitch.

“Hello, you poor sods! Our global government will also include a special international task force to coordinate our battle with the virus, and we want the United Nations in on it, too! And we’ve got a whole gang of spare world leaders to run the show! Barack Obama! John Kerry! Theresa May! Kofi Annan! Bill and Hillary Clinton! Michael Bloomberg! And Bernie Sanders, too, if he’s doing nothing else. Bring ’em all back to solve the problem! And I’ll pitch in, too.

“Now don’t worry! It’s only gonna be temporary. Once we solve the problem and get everything back on an even keel, we’ll give you back your countries. Honest! We’ll just go away and let you run your lives again! Heh-heh!”

There you have it–straight from the horse’s… mouth.

The Supermarket Report

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I’m tired of running pictures of empty shelves. Here’s a nice emerald lizard instead.

I have some hot stuff to post for you today, but I’ve just come back from grocery shopping and I need my cigar break.

The shortages were less pronounced than they’ve been, but still no toilet paper, no paper towels, and no quarts of milk. I can’t buy a half gallon and use it up before it goes bad.

But boy, oh, boy! Going by the canned news we were hearing on the radio on the way to the supermarket, America is doomed, kaput, finished, we’re all gonna die–I mean, they were carrying on like there were piles of dead bodies on every street corner.

Why are they doing this? It’s true that disaster always gets good ratings; but I think the Democrat/media/Hollywood axis is trying their hardest to hurt President Donald Trump and torpedo his re-election. And they don’t care what happens to the country, as long as they get their way. If they have to destroy it in order to rule it, then so be it.

The virus will be over and done with someday, but leftids will still be here.

Vote them out of business in November. Democrat Party, gone forever: amen.

Gallup Poll: Trump Up, Noozies Dead Last

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For what it’s worth, the latest Gallup poll shows President Donald Trump (gee, I like typing that!) with a 60% approval rating for his handling of the coronavirus scare–his highest rating yet–and our wonderful nooze media dead last with only 44% approval (https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/in-the-same-poll-where-trump-triumphs-on-covid-19-response-the-media-come-in-dead-last/). They did even worse than Congress.

I have to ask why their approval rating is so high. All they do is scare stories and Trump bashing, plus a bit of covering for China. And imagine how much higher the president’s rating would be if the whole nooze media weren’t savaging him every day and every night.

At the top of the list stands our nation’s hospitals, with 88 percent approval.

Democrats and media–it’s getting so you can’t tell them apart anymore–are rooting for the Chinese Wuhan Communist Death Monster to ravage our economy and make a lot of people sick, thinking it’s their best chance to get some socialist psycho into the White House. When the president and the Senate tried to give back almost $2 trillion to the American taxpayers to tide them over till better days, House Democrats tried every trick they know to stop it.

Their own rescue package was nothing but a Far Left Crazy wish list, full of costly garbage that had absolutely nothing to do with solving the crisis–including a devastatingly wicked scheme to subvert our elections with mail-in voting, public funding for abortion, and–holy cow–mandatory “diversity” quotas for corporate boards, just to name only three of many wacko schemes. So far they haven’t succeeded with it, God’s providence be praised.

But who are those 44% who approve of the nooze media? I don’t know, maybe you could get 44% approval for the virus itself.

We pray that this crisis will soon be over-past: and that we will have learned important lessons from it–like not trusting communist China, bringing our medical manufacturing back to America, and never again, never again, entrusting Democrats with power. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

My Newswithviews Column, March 26 (‘Lessons to be Learned’)

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The most prolific mass murderer in history

You wouldn’t believe what I went through to get this column to the publisher. Both of our computers refuse now to send attachments with email. We have not been able to get that fixed yet.

Lessons To Be Learned

The legacy of Mao’s Great Leap Forward is lying, cheating, pretending, slipshod procedures and shabby workmanship–and the government knows no problem that a little creative violence won’t solve. It’s long past time this evil regime passed away: surely the Chinese people deserve much better than what they’ve got.

But we were so happy when Nixon and Kissinger opened our doors to Red China!

Live and learn.

My Horrible Day So Far

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“We have encountered a technical problem,” simpers the evil computer. “Please try again later.” And again, and again, and again…

I knocked myself out yesterday to write a Newswithviews column, and then the unspeakable devil of a computer refused to send it. This morning we tried for going on 90 minutes to get the thing to work. I even typed the freakin’ column all over again so I could send it on the other machine—with exactly the same result!

I admit I screamed and pounded on the floor.

And of course we couldn’t buy all our regular groceries yesterday, although I was in the store for twice as long as normally, so we had to go back out today and try Whole Foods. It’s not my kind of store. I want regular working-class food, not this hoity-toity past lives stuff. Well, at least I was able to get wax paper, lettuce, and eggs.

I don’t know about you, but for both Patty and me, this Chinese Death Monster Virus scare has begun to take on an air of unreality. Like, are we stuck in some stupid movie somewhere? Is Kevin Kostner going to turn up in our parking lot?

And it’s kind of like being poor, only you have money… but what good is money if there’s nothing you can buy with it? I am too old to take up a whole new way of life, that of being poverty-stricken.

And still I can’t send the flippin’ email. The computer says no, not allowed.

I hate technology.

‘Today’s Big News!’ (2013)

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve already had it up to here with the Chinese Wuhan Communist flu. But that’s our nooze media for you: everybody does the same story at the same time, and nothing but that story, until they’ve totally beaten it to death.

Today’s Big News!

This was the story for a little while in 2013: Rutgers basketball coach fired for unspecified “homophobic slurs.” Ooh-ooh-ooh! Colossal nooze! No room for anything else at all, even with exactly the same noozecast repeated on the radio every half hour like some kind of knell of doom.

Is anything else happening, anywhere?

And is it just me, or is our Free And Independent Press purposefully trying to panic us?

Lessons to be Learned… if We Can

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As we all sit around stalemated by the Wuhan Chinese Communist flu, it’s to be hoped that we at least learn some lessons from it. Like for instance:

Relying on Red China is folly. Everything we get from them has a sting in it. They are not our friends. Buy from civilized people, not from communists.

“Open Borders” is an idea whose time has never come and which is now totally gone. Just imagine what would happen to us, disease-wise, if we had a government that stubbornly refused to close our nation’s borders.

We don’t actually need all those colleges and have been wasting our money on them. We can more than get by without Gender Studies. The whole idea that everyone should go to college was ridiculous from the git-go.

We also get a lot less value from our public schools than we ever realized. Just how badly to we need teachers’ unions and gender counselors, anyway? I’m guessing not at all.

A ruling class of globalist elite schiff-heads is not smarter than us. If anything, it’s even dumber. They did a lot to make this mess.

Come to think of it, our own professional governing class is something less than a national asset. Maybe it’s time to re-think the whole business of who gets to run the country.

Actively and loudly rooting for the stock market to tank, rooting for the plague, because they think these disasters will destroy President Trump and boost them back into power, Democrats have shown that they are America’s enemies. They do not wish us well. C’mon, people! That mask slipped off more than a year ago. Wake up.

If we can learn these lessons, we will be a stronger country than we were six months ago.

It’s Shortage Time!

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Weekend grocery shopping-time this morning–and boy is our supermarket out of things! You want meat? Ha-ha-ha! Paper towels? Whistle for ’em.

Remember, back in the last century, Boris Yeltsin visited America and broke down and cried when he saw the fully-stocked shelves in one of our supermarkets. It was something whose like he’d never seen, at home in the USSR.

Hey, folks! Take a good long look at all these shortages–if you’re not too busy hoarding toilet paper. There’s a lesson to be learned here. And here it is:

Socialism is like this all the time.

But don’t take my word for it. In Venezuela they killed all the animals in the zoo and ate them. They haven’t had toilet paper for years. Ask them how much they’re enjoying socialism. And in North Korea they ate the bark off the trees.

When the Wuhan virus scare–a gift from communist China–blows over, let’s not forget this lesson.

If we ever again elect a Democrat government, we’ll deserve what happens to us.