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This Little Blog…

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Bigger than an elephant! Bigger than a man!

Okay, that’s the Baluchitherium, not my blog. But we did pass some big milestones here in 2016.

Thanks to you, the readers, we had 63,578 views this year–almost twice as many as last year’s total, and more than the previous two years put together. We also passed the 10,000 mark in comments.

Four times in 2016 we topped 6,000 views in a month. Our daily average was 174 views–almost twice the average for 2015.

Can this blog keep growing? Search me! All I do is write the stuff. Oh–and pick out cat videos, too.

My goal is to make this blog a small part of a great revival of faith and hope. For that it needs the Lord’s blessing and your active participation. I hope that didn’t sound too pretentious. Thing is, we should all be working for revival! We have an awful lot to revive from.

By the mercy of God we will not have to try to do it with Hillary Clinton sitting in the White House and spitting poison at us. The Lord has given us a leg up.

So let’s climb.

How Fake is Hillary Clinton?

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Hey, fellow deplorables! Remember this?

For many years, Hillary Clinton’s toadies spun the yarn that their goddess was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, the New Zealander who became world-famous in 1953 for being the first to climb Mount Everest.

Gee, Mr. and Mrs. Rodham must have been clairvoyant. Their daughter Hillary was born in 1947.

Even more astounding than the Rodhams’ clairvoyance is the fact that the Clintons publicly made this idiotic claim for years and years, even allowing it to be included in Bill Clinton’s biography–and got away with it. Not until 2006 did they admit that the precocious little Rodham girl was not named for Sir Edmund Hillary ( http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/17/nyregion/17hillary.html ). It must’ve really hurt The New York Times, to publish that.

Said a Clinton campaign hack of the lie that no one should’ve believed for a minute, let alone ten years, “It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add.”

I think I’m going to be sick.

Oh, Forsooth! ‘Pantsuit Nation’

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This was going to be a Joe Collidge article, but it’s really too silly and degrading even for him.

We are asked to believe that out there, on Facebook, is a “Pantsuit Nation” consisting of some 2.5 million “strong women” who proudly voted for Hillary “Careless” Clinton as president. Hey, you can even get a Pantsuit Nation T-shirt. I tried to include a picture but the computer rebelled.

Yes, they are proud. One–and I have no idea whether any of these people are really real–likens herself to Rosie the Riveter, the World War II icon of the woman working in a factory to defeat Hitler. Yeah, that’s Hillary. Another boasts, “I’ve cut my ties with my family.” Well, who needs family when you’ve got a politician?

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things…

Knew you not Hillary? Captain of her satyr husband’s Bimbo Eruption Team, smearing and destroying the women Bill assaulted sexually. Lawyer who laughed about getting a man off the hook after he’d raped a child: laughed because she knew he was guilty, and was proud of herself for defeating justice. Liar, hustler, crook, and drunkard!

For this you parted from your family?

Yeah, well, fine, we all know the story now, the Legend of Hillary–how it was her right, and hers alone, to be president, and how Putin and his gremlins rigged the election so Donald Trump could seize the White House: uh-huh. And the South woulda-shoulda-coulda won the Civil War, only their arms got all worn out from beating Yankees. And if Willie McCovey’s line drive had been just six inches higher off the ground!

These unhinged liberals just can’t believe the American people have rejected them.

I wonder how crazy they’re going to get before they constitute a threat to life and limb.

I’ve Been Polled

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Wow, the Marist College Poll phoned me last night, soliciting my opinion on a myriad of issues.

I got kind of wound up, though, because a lot of the questions weren’t what I’d call honest questions. They contained presuppositions which I just wasn’t buying–and I had to tell them so.

For instance: “Do you consider yourself white, black, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, etc.?” If I considered myself black, would that make me  black?

And then there were a bunch of questions that had to do with “a person in the process of transitioning from one sex to another.” Hold it! I don’t recognize that as a valid category. No matter what they do to you surgically, no matter how stereotypically you try to mimic the other sex, no matter what hormones they shoot you up with–if you’re a man, every single cell in your body will continue to be male, with male chromosomes. But they kept asking, and I had to keep answering, “That is not a valid category, those people are not in fact having their sex changed, it is an imbecility forced on our society by very wicked persons.”

Some of the questions in this poll reflected a deep dishonesty that has crept into our very language, making it extremely difficult to speak the truth, and maybe even impossible, at times.

How dishonest? Let us not forget that some of these pollsters had Hillary Clinton winning big, big, big, right up into Election Night. They lied to themselves, and believed it.

I know a few individuals who lie to themselves. You probably do, too. How does that work out for them?

When Solon the philosopher saw the first play ever put on in Athens, he didn’t like it. When they asked him why not, he said, “All that lying–and in public, too! Now it’s on a stage, but sooner or later it’ll get into our business.”

Lying can be habit-forming. Ask any politician.

The Liberals’ Book of Lamentations

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Liberals don’t believe in God, but that doesn’t stop them from believing. Left-wing politics is their religion, and it mimics Christianity. It has a Supreme Being: the government. It has priests: the teacher unions. It has sacraments: abortion, same-sex “marriage,” and Sunday nooze shows.

And it has a kind of pseudo-Bible, too, with Darwin in the place of Moses, and major prophets like Marx, John Dewey, Kinsey, Margaret Sanger, etc.

What we are seeing unfold before our eyes is the creation of a liberal Book of Lamentations.

They still can’t believe they lost the election. Open borders, transgender bathrooms, Common Core, globalism, an Attorney General empowered to investigate “Climate Change Denial”–it simply isn’t possible that the American people could have rejected all those blessings!

So now they’ve identified the cause of this calamity. The Russians hacked our voting machines and swung the election to Donald Trump! It never could’ve happened otherwise! And they put out all that fake news about poor Hillary!

Just you watch: this will all go down in liberal history as sacred narrative, rock-solid truth–and this from people who are always babbling about “your truth” and “my truth,” only somehow their truth is always supposed to win. It will all be written down, and passed on to posterity. Their children and grandchildren, the ones that haven’t been aborted, will inherit it. And anyone who questions it had better duck.

It’ll be fun to see what they wind up writing about Anthony Weiner. That ought to be a hoot.

We has got To Biuld a Sankturairy

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Lets face it things is goin to be Bad untill we Can “get” Hillery to bee ore Pressadint and “untill that” hapens we is going to Need “a” sankturairy like Al them Sankturairy Citties whare Donold Trump he cant De-port nobody. My prefesser “he” says This here Collidge it got to bee our Sankturairy but i sayed No i got a Idea that is Even Better!!

Thare is a iland in the Carob Bean Sea it is caled Madrigasscar and whe Can biuld a sankturairy thare! Madrigasscar it was Dis-covvered by Colombas in 1942 and then It was part of the countree of Hungry for a wile but now Noboddy lives Thare becose it has Got too Crowded!! It is a Big iland i think its abuot 250 Sqware Foot and Whe can go and Live “thare” untill Hillery she “is” Pressadint and then Us Interllecturals we can al “come back” and Take Over!!! Aslo thare Is a grate Big House thare, yiu can See a piture of It up abbove and that wuld Be “ideel” for Smart peple to live in it!

Well My prefesser he sayed Yiu “are a idiat, dont yiu know no jeogriffy, Madriigasscar it is not in the Carob Bean it is In the Medritaranian See and ” thare are Zombees on it!! but i am Pretty Sure he “is” Wrong abuot that becose i Seen the piture! Wel even a Presser he cant Be rihght Al The Time!!

So i has been sining Up other Interllecturals hear at Collidge to go live in Madrigasscar untill Michale More he can get Rid of Donold Trumpt and then Hillery she “wil” be Pressadint and we Can putt al the Racists and Biggits in Jale! I also heared that Our Grate Pressadint Obamma he “was” born in Madrigasscar once after he was born in Americka and he Wil come and vissit Us and aslo Make the Sea Levvels to go down! and i Dont think we whill Has to stay in the Sankturairy very Long “befour” that Trump he Is all gone!!!

See yiu in Madrigasscar!!!

Hillary Again, and Again–and Again?

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This is just too ridiculous not to be true. Honest, I haven’t made it up, it’s not one of my little satires.

It seems some political insiders are discreetly whispering behind fans that, come 2020, Hillary “Careless” Clinton will again run for president ( http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/11/29/not-again-hillary-reportedly-eying-another-presidential-run-n2252257 ).

Great Scott! Who does she think she is–the Mummy? I mean, really, some people just never learn. I know the Democrats are kind of short on normal people they can run for office–but this?

Go on, do it, it’s just bound to work this time! America really, secretly, craves high taxes, big government, open borders, and all the rest of Hillary’s deluxe fun pack.

Trump Says He’ll Step Down!

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Now that he sees how upset liberals are over his election, President-elect Donald Trump says he’ll step down in favor of Hillary Clinton, according to shockingly unreliable sources.

“They’re asking so nicely, he just can’t say no,” says one of our sources. “Really, he had no idea just how honored and beloved the Clinton crime family is among the smartest people in the world.”

In addition to being the caporegime of the nation’s best-loved crime syndicate, “Hillary is also the former president’s wife, and if he’d thought about that just a little harder, Mr. Trump would have stepped down as soon as he won the Republican nomination,” said a sadly inebriated source. “I mean, how could you be so mean as to deny the president’s wife her own chance to run the country?”

“He just can’t disappoint all those actors, celebrities, college professors and students, Black Lives Matter, and globalists,” said another source, currently living in a padded cell. “And he had no idea how passionately the American people–not counting all those deplorables who perversely voted for him, what were they thinking?–want open borders, higher taxes, world government, and anyone who doubts Climate Change to be investigated by the Attorney General. So he’ll step down and give them what they want.”

“And if that’s not enough,” added an even more unreliable source, “Mr. Trump is prepared to convert to Islam–just to please us!”

‘I Talk to the Rocks’

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Hollywood air-heads like to make fun of people who believe in God–and then they go out and satirize themselves.

Lena Dunham, star of some TV show that nobody watches, stood up in front of this year’s Democrat Convention and called Hillary Clinton the defender of women who have suffered sexual harassment–one of the two or three biggest whoppers ever told in public in the Western Hemisphere. Her fellow libs, thousands of them, stood up and cheered.

You wonder if even they could have believed that.

Well, we hear Lena is all bummed out that the former captain of the Bimbo Eruption Squad and chief executive of the Clinton crime family didn’t win last week’s election. So, naturally, this humble woman of the people betakes herself to the posh resort at Sedona, Arizona… where she talks to the rocks ( http://heatst.com/politics/lena-durham-spirit-quest/ ).

In a message to her fans (who are they?), Ms. Dunham informs them that she “whispered some words for you into the big red rock.”

Uh, do the rocks talk back? Well, apparently Lena thinks they do. In the same message, she said she was “asking the Canyon for some guidance.” I wonder what kind of guidance the rocks gave her. Certainly better guidance than she was trying to give the public.

Yes–we, the Christians, we’re the ones who believe in silly things.

Really smart people go out to Sedona and talk to rocks.

Waddayamean, She Lost???

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Image result for man horrifiedI am horrafyed, i am beeside my Self, i jist finded it “out” This moarning and i cant Beleave it!! Oman, i was waching “the” news al Day on Electron Day and thare Was Ratchel Maddow and “all them” others and Thay was al saying how Hillery she was “winning” Big-Big-Big, I meen thay all sayed That!!!

Wel OK i got a litle Exited and My Moth Antenners thay begun to Ich somthing awffle and evry boddy else Thay was all exited too, and then I finded me “a” jim sock and so i Ate it i was Hungery and i gess thare must of “been” somthing funnny Abuot “It” becose neckst thing i know, I am Very High, and affter that the neckst “thing” i know is, Its Satterday moarning and evry boddy hear at Collidge thay are Sad and aslo very, “very” Anggery and than thay teling “me” that Donold trump he won the Lection and Hillery she lost!!!!! i jist cant beleave it.

But My prefesser he sayed it is true, “and bill Airs he is” rihgt says my Prefesser, “iff we did Put 20 Million odrinary dum peple into Consternation Camps” then the rest of Them ijjits thay “wuld” Get the Message and Thay wuld “all” shutt Up and let Us Interllecturals at Collidge run The countrye and Hillery she wuld Be Pressadint and yiu know She “wuld” lissen to Our Advise!!

And My prefesser he Says dont worrie “whe wil think Up a “way” to fix al them” dum and stopid peple thay Who hasnt got The sents to doo waht Us Interllecturals we Tel them “to” doo!

But i am jist terrable upset Today.