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It’s Never Their Fault

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So we’ve all heard by now how thousands of leaked emails prove that the Democrat National Committee cheated joke candidate Bernie Sanders, and arranged for Hillary Clinton to win its presidential nomination. There’s no evidence they contemplated poisoning Sanders.

On my car radio this morning, I heard the “counter-narrative”–I’m pretty sure that means “self-serving lie”–offered by some Democrat bigwig.

The Russians are to blame.

Yep. You shouldn’t be mad at the Democrats for rigging an election. No: you should be mad at Russian hackers for blowing the whistle on them. The hackers are no better than thieves.

I dunno. They stole emails. Hillary stole a presidential nomination.

But we have heard this bizarre excuse before. Remember Climategate? Remember those thousands of leaked emails that showed the “scientists” at the East Anglia U. Climate Change Panel lying and cheating six ways from Sunday, so they could impose their will on us.

And then when it all came out, why, all the official political and nooze media indignation was directed not at the lying, cheating schlubs at East Anglia, but at the hackers! They’re to blame! They’re no better than thieves.

I dunno. They stole emails. The so-called scientists are trying to steal the whole  planet out from under us.

And so, even as the hackers wound up being the bad guys for exposing the “scientists” as scheming frauds, so the Democrats hope to spin this current scandal.

Think about it real, real hard, everybody. Do you really want these people running your country? Really?

Dems Plan to List GOP as ‘Terrorist’

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Soupy Sales–candidate?

Our secret confidential sources have revealed that Attorney General Loretta Lunch–er, Lynch–has been meeting secretly with leading Senate Democrats to discuss the feasibility of having the Republican Party listed as a terrorist organization.

“If they can swing it,” said one of our sources, “they’ll have Donald Trump arrested and jailed before Election Day.”

Another source said that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is in the process of discovering a Constitutional right to have only a Democrat for president. “This would effectively outlaw the Republican Party,” he added.

But that being the case, who then would run against Hillary Clinton?

“Attorney General Lunch–er, Lynch–thinks that in that event, American’s mainstream news media would have the right to select the opposition candidate,” said our smartest source of all, you’d be amazed if we told you who it was. “Right now, the leading candidate to run opposed to Hillary is the late Soupy Sales. Internal polling shows Hillary ahead of Soupy, 51% to 49%.”

Democrat Senators were seen to come out of the meeting with paper bags over their heads, added our source. “But I was there when they took ’em off,” he said.

 

 

 

Us Interllecturals We Not to Take This No More!

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Boy that lee he is sooo stopid i cant even say how stopid he is!! Yestraday he dont beleave in Past Lifes and today he dont beleave in Evilution neither even thuhg thay bothe true!!

He has forgott evrything he knowed wehn he uset to bee in Collidge, and hee never did Make “it” to be a Interllectural, yiu got to stay In collidge “for” that.

Only reel Extreamist Christin Racists thay dont beleave in Past Lifes and Evilution and thay aslo gillty all of them gillty to Climbit Change Denile!!! And yiu kno watt?? Us Interllecturals at the Collidge we jist not going “to” Take it no more!!!!

We wil thinck up a Plan “for” Hillery so wen she be Pressadint She “will be” abel to lock-up al Those extreamists who dont beleave in Past Lifes and Evilution! I meane How stopid can yiu get??? Theese dum peple thay even dont beleave “the” Scintist who figred Out that It rained On the rocks “and” Then the rocks thay comed Alive and that “is” how Evrything started “thare” wasnt no God!!! And evrything is Stil evoluting to This very day even the Rocks! Axcept “for” them dum peple thay isnt gettin no Smarter!

Wel wen Hillery she seees Our plan She wil know watt to doo! and that wil be Finnish for al them Intollerent dum peple!

Explain This if You Can

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Let me get this sickening news out of the way, while I’m waiting to cool off after my bike ride.

Item: Yesterday, during France’s Bastille Day national holiday, a Muslim man purposely drives a truck into a crowd, and kills 80 people before police shoot him down.

Item: Professionally printed posters now appear in public places in Sweden, reading: “Women who don’t wear head scarfs are asking to be raped” ( http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/wear-headscarf-or-be-raped-swedish-women-warned/ ). Police don’t know who’s doing this, but our guess would be Muslims.

Item: Hillary Clinton, Democrat–repeat, Democrat–candidate for president, pledges that she, if elected, would, during her first year in office, “settle” at least another million Muslim “refugees” in small-town America. She also promises to grant amnesty to all illegal aliens within her first 100 days.

For the life of me, I can’t imagine how this kind of talk is supposed to make anybody want to vote for her. Can you?

Every day now we get another news report of some Muslim in a Western country going on a rampage and killing as many people as he can. And every day we get the Western governments pledging all-out war on “Islamophobia”–does fear of Islam seem all that irrational to you?–and pressing on and on and on with bringing in more Muslim “migrants.” Who, for some reason no one has explained, mostly seem to be young, able-bodied men.

Why do the Western governments refuse, apparently, to protect their people? This is the most basic function of government, Job One. If they won’t do that, they have no reason for existing.

I don’t know what has to happen before our governments will protect us from homicidal mania in the name of Islam.

Do you?

P.S.–I’m bracing myself to hear it from Muslims whom I count among my friends and whom I am sure would never hurt anyone. To them I can only say, “What would you have us do? Just continue the way we’re going, until the whole shebang collapses into violence? Tell me what you think we ought to do.”

 

Hillary’s Running Mate

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Is this the Democrats’ dream ticket?

Our confidential secret sources have identified the top three choices to share the Democrat ticket this year as Hillary Clinton’s running mate. One of them may become America’s vice president.

*Comedian Roseanne Barr. “Hillary likes her because she’s totally daft and so far out of the political mainstream, or any other stream for that matter, that she makes Hillary look sane by comparison,” said one of our impeccably reliable sources.

*Pope Francis I. “This could get a little tricky because he’s not a U.S. citizen,” said a source, “but where there’s a will, there’s a way. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is looking for a loophole in the Constitution. Anyway, he’s the Pope and that ought to get our gal the Catholic vote. And she likes the way he declares that Donald Trump is not a Christian.”

*Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe. “Two peas in a pod!” said our source. “Hillary’s under FBI investigation, and so is he.” ( http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/23/politics/terry-mcauliffe-fbi-doj-federal-investigation-campaign-contributions/index.html ) “Hillary and Terry go way back, and he’s done some great work with the Clinton Foundation.” Particularly impressive to Mrs. Clinton, said the source, was a $120,000 donation made to McAuliffe by “a Chinese businessman.” “With Terry and Hillary both scrounging payoffs from questionable sources, it’ll be like old times in the White House,” said a knowledgeable informant. “The only thing missing will be Bill Clinton chasing interns around the Oval Office. But Hillary can appoint him to the Supreme Court to keep him out of mischief.”

So which of these three will it be? We’ll just have to wait and see!

Why Doesn’t Obama Just Moon Us?

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Even for our beloved community-organizer-in-chief, there ought to be a limit on the ridiculous.

Here is what he said shortly after Hillary Clinton skated over an indictment for her–ahem!–“careless” handling of classified documents while she was his secretary of state.

“There has never been any man or woman more qualified for this office than Hillary Clinton.”

What–never? The best we could ever do is this habitual criminal, this liar, this mountebank of whom the most flattering adjective that can be found for her is “careless”?

Well, all right, she’s more qualified than he ever was, but that’s not saying much.

Bad enough he runs our country into the ground. Does he have to insult us, too?

If there has ever been a campaign statement more asinine than what he has just flung in our faces, I don’t think I want to know what it was.

Now Yuo Can Bee Smart Like Me!!

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Well ha-ha-ha the Vast Rihgjt Wing Cansperacy thay got it in the juggler vane agan! and Hillery she got of Scot “free” and now She wil be Pressadint!

And now al yiu ordrinary dum peple “you” got a chance to be Smart jist like us Interllecturals hear at Collidge. That dont meen yiu wil be reely smart Like us but at leest yiu wil not look So dum! Al yiu got to doo is do like Us and Vote for Hillery!

Yes that is what all Us Smart Peple we “are” gonna doo! And you can be One of Us, wel almost, yiu cant reely bee Smart unles you going to Collidge so if yuo Are “not” all reddy in Collidge yiu beter try to get in and thats a nother reesin yiu shuld ouhgjt to Vote for Hillery becose she  Will “make” Free Tution! so that every boddy thay can go to Collidge. Eccept for them stopid christins thay dont belong In Collidge thay is jist two stopid.

Reely we shuld make It “aginst the” Law to not Vote for Hillery after al she is a Wimmim and its tyme We had a Wimmin Pressadint and dum peple who dont Vote for Her thay shuld al go to jale! Maybe after She gets Eleckted al them biggits who didnt Vote for Her she can put them al in Jale and “That” wuld surve them Rite!!! So you beter Doo the Smart Thing now and Vote for Hillery or elsse!

Clinton Skates–On Thin Ice

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Here is video of some of the questions put to FBI Director James Comey, testifying before Congress. I hope the link to this video works, so you can hear his answers for yourselves.

Again and again, Trey Gowdy cites statements made by Hillary Clinton about her handling of classified emails as secretary of state–actions which, after being investigated for thousands of hours by hundreds of FBI agents, Comey decided did not constitute intentional law-breaking, but were merely “extremely careless.” As in, “Oh, bother! Where are those nuclear launch codes? I thought I had ’em right here on my Facebook page, but now it looks like ISIS has ’em, too. Oh, well–guess I was just careless again.”

Again and again, Gowdy asks, “Was this true?” And again and again, Comey is forced to answer, “No.”

Hey, it’d be funny if this crooked and corrupt–and “careless”–woman weren’t a candidate for president.

But the thought of her as commander-in-chief is anything but funny.

The Bad Guys Win Again

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Think there might be a fire here?

Well, waddaya know? One little secret meeting between Loretta Lunch and Honest Bill, and the whole indictment looming over Hillary Clinton  vanishes as if by magic. Abracadabra!

It is said that where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Bill and Hillary have brewed up more smoke than an oil refinery fire. You could go on a game show and win lots of money, if you could name all the various Clinton scandals. They stretch back into the 1970s. Whitewater. The commodities futures. Web Hubbell. Gennifer Flowers. Vince Foster. Travelgate. Monica Lewinski. Benghazi. Underage Sex-Slave Island. And so on. I don’t have space to list them all.

And so, once again, our justice system fails and Hillary Clinton skates lightly across a chasm of crime that would’ve swallowed anybody else alive.

Worse, far worse–millions of Americans rejoice that she’s beaten the system again, and can’t wait to reward her with the presidency. “I’m with her!” the slogan goes. Watch out what you wish for.

God is angry with America–with our ingratitude, our sloth, and our rebellion against His word. That’s why He has raised up these vile immoral persons to be our leaders. That’s why He permits them to debase, humiliate, and destroy our country.

We are going to keep on getting such “leaders” until they finally either wipe us out or drive us straight into our Father’s outstretched arms.

But boy, do we take a lot of driving!

Clinton Meets with Lynch (They Think We’re Simpletons)

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Sorry, but my personal revulsion for these individuals is very hard to control.

Aboard a “government-owned private jet,” whatever that is, former White House sleazemaster Bill Clinton had a private pow-wow the other day with Attorney General Loretta “What First Amendment?” Lynch ( http://freebeacon.com/politics/loretta-lynch-met-privately-with-bill-clinton-amid-email-probe/ ).

With an indictment in the middle of an election year hanging over Mrs. Clinton’s head, just as she bids to become our–God help us–president, we are asked to believe that the two party hacks talked about… well, nothing. The mean ol’ indictment, it just never came up in the conversation.

They think we’re simpletons. We must be, to be ruled by such as them.

It is grossly, blatantly, boisterously improper for the attorney general to be having a private conversation with the man who is married–I use the word loosely–to the subject of a massive FBI investigation. But since when have any of these people cared a snap for propriety?

I grieve for my country, whose people apparently cannot feel shame and who have so little self-respect as to consent to be governed  by moral imbeciles.