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Reed My Boock Insted of His!

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Now yiu Cant sea My Moth antenners!

I am so sick of that stopid lee and his stopid books! so i amb going to rite a boock my self! I amb going to rite a novvle and yiu shuld reed my boock insted of his!

My novvle it startts “out with” a Gay Marridge and then Mike and Geffry thay Transitoin and Change thare Gender “so” thay now wimmins insted of mans and then “thay” go on a Honey Moon and on thare Honey Moon “thay” Diskover a grate Lost City in the Junggle i think its In Cambodyer but may be i “wil” change that “to” som Place “in” Africka.

and in This Lost City thare lives Noboddy “but” all Socail Justis Wariers only and thay Is “al” Gay and thay “has” a hole lott of diffrint Genders and aslo Evry Boddy thay al “in” Collidge bein Interllecturals and thay Dont no boddy has to Work becose thare “is” Freee Tution thare!!! And The Rich thay has got to “pay” for Evry thing and aslo thay is “not” aloud to make No Proffit ever!!!

And “thay has” Got no God neether becose thay al Too Smart to beleave in God and that “is” Wye this hear Place it is a Parridice! But then some christins thay “come” alongg and thay “trie” to reck it but thay Cant becose them christins thay is jist stopid Biggits and “thay” Dont kno how To doo nothing and al them Trans Gender peple thay jist alyaws Out Smarts the stopid christins and Finely thay puts them Al into Sensativvity Traning and that makes Thare Minds rihgjt so Thay dont “beleave” in God no more neether and so “that” it bringes us to A Hapy ending!!!

And my prefesser He sayes My Boock it is “sure” to be whatya cal a Classtic and oncet its Poblished thay “wil” make it Reckwired Reeding hear at Collidge and than No one thay wil “reed” That stopid lees boocks no more! Ha Ha!

We Damand E-Qualitty!

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Wee has been drawring up “a” List of stodent damands hear At collidge so that evryboddy “wil” be Equill and thare wil “be” no Racism and No more of Whyte Prifflidge!

First thare “must” be Free Tution for evryboddy! You asks howe “that” wil workWell its eeasy! Jist make The Rich “pay” thare fare shair! Yes the Rich thay has got “to” Pay for evrything!

Next evryboddy Has to graddate and Get “which” ever Deegree thay want, attomatacly, evryboddy Who “goes to” Collidge thay get a Deegree.

Next evryboddy thay “get” a A in Evry corse! That way noboddy he feeels bad, thay all Makes “the” Deens List and graddates With honners!

Next iff yiu cant make It “to” collidge yiu can jist say What deegree it Is yiu whant and thay Wil male it to yiu!! The Rich thay has got “to” pay For thatt too!

Iff al These hear Things thay get done Then evryboddy thay al bee Equill and evryboddy “thay” wil Al get Good Jobs the kind yiu dont has to work at!!! The Rich thay “wil” has to pay for that aslo!!

Al This it wil “bee” reel eeasy To do becose Hillery she Wil be Pressdint and she wil Putt al the nogood Biggit christins in Jale.

Oh i amlost forgott it; thare Is one More damand and That “is” evryboddy in Collidge thay gets Payed “for” bein thare and it Is a “smal” Pryce to pay for al them peple becummin Intellecturals like we who “is” alreddy Hear at Collidge.

Yiu cant never have Too many Smart Peple!

PS, did Yiu see the lattest Pole?? Hillary is ahed of Donold Trump, 88 per Cent to jist only 41 Per cent!!!

I was Rihgt Abuot this Gye!!

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Ha ha HA!!! I tole yiu this gye lee he is no good he alyaws writing hat speech and he “is” a Biggit too, i tole yiu that And now Google thay telling yiu too! and yiu has got to beleave google Becose thay is alyaws rihgjt!!

Google that “wil show” him to Say al them Bad stuff abuot Collidge and he dont evven Want thare “to” be Free Tution!!! Waht a dirty no good  Biggit! And “he is” Aunti-Sceince too! Boy if our Diversity Leedership Team thay “ever” got hold of him then HA HA HA he wuld be Sorry!

We has “got” a troly grate Diversity Leadership Team hear at Our collidge, Thay can brake anyboddy! Thay has a litle Room in the sellar of Alco Hall and thay take yiu Down “thare” at Nihgt and make yiu Diverse!!! Us Interllecturals we al Love “to” here the skreams that Come out of thare at nihgt! And thay work yiu “over” Untill yiu be reely Diverse! and just the same as anyboddy else.

So annyhow Google thay got this stopid lee pegged and figgered out and Iff yiu “are” Smart yiu wont reed him no more!!!!

I Gett A Nise Supprise!

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Wel thare i was cellabratin Hillery she “is” eleckted Pressadint and i Was spinnin my selff al aruond evan thohg it make My antenners on my four head kind of sore and my prefesser he come along and he sayes I bean dum and stopid becose “the” Elecktion it is nott untill Novvembre!!

And i sayed “So” whatt??? novvembre its onely next month! and He sayed “now yuo” bean reely stopid, lo0kit this hear colander, thare “is stil” threee months to go befour its novvembre and he poyntid to them one two three, Auggest sepptembre and aslo Octrober, and that it make me madd so i was thinkin of fyling a Complate aginst he doin a Micro Gresion on me,

So I sayed “so what” aggain, “watt abuot” Alice who Used to be Biff, he havent evan got “his” wee-wee choped off and he sayes he “is” now a wimmin and “we al got” To say he reely is a Wimmin! or elsse we just be biggits makin hat speeech, “So how come” it “is” not novvembre Iff i say its novvembre, huh???”

And then Yiu know “waht”? my prefesser he smyled at me and he sayed “i am” so prowed of yiu! becose now yiu begining to unnerstand waht yuor Eddicatoin it is alll abuot!!! “and” so I am goin to gifve yiu Exter Creddit for that!!! becose yiu reely on yuor weigh now to bein a Reel Interllectural!

Wel yiu culd of nocked me Over “with” A fetther i was so hapy becose i kneeded that Exter Creddit for my Gender Studdies becose my greyds thay wasnt so hot. Aslo he give “me” a nise pare of Jim Sox to eet for my lunch! and aftar he “lefft” i was stil so hapy that i spinned my self Aruond “and” aruond some Moar, it make me Dizzy witch is a lot like “gettin” High onely it is cheeper!!!

Us Interllecturals We Not to Take This No More!

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Boy that lee he is sooo stopid i cant even say how stopid he is!! Yestraday he dont beleave in Past Lifes and today he dont beleave in Evilution neither even thuhg thay bothe true!!

He has forgott evrything he knowed wehn he uset to bee in Collidge, and hee never did Make “it” to be a Interllectural, yiu got to stay In collidge “for” that.

Only reel Extreamist Christin Racists thay dont beleave in Past Lifes and Evilution and thay aslo gillty all of them gillty to Climbit Change Denile!!! And yiu kno watt?? Us Interllecturals at the Collidge we jist not going “to” Take it no more!!!!

We wil thinck up a Plan “for” Hillery so wen she be Pressadint She “will be” abel to lock-up al Those extreamists who dont beleave in Past Lifes and Evilution! I meane How stopid can yiu get??? Theese dum peple thay even dont beleave “the” Scintist who figred Out that It rained On the rocks “and” Then the rocks thay comed Alive and that “is” how Evrything started “thare” wasnt no God!!! And evrything is Stil evoluting to This very day even the Rocks! Axcept “for” them dum peple thay isnt gettin no Smarter!

Wel wen Hillery she seees Our plan She wil know watt to doo! and that wil be Finnish for al them Intollerent dum peple!

Pressadint of the Hole World!!!

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Wow we has got a new politickle moovemint hear at the Collidge and it is boned to suckseed! becose all the Interllecturals in the World thay going to bee behinde it.

Hear it is, Pressadint Obomma he shuld be maid Pressadint of the Hole World!!!

It is a tradegy that he not bean Pressadint of Americka no more but thats OK becose Then Hillery she wil have her Chance! It wuld bee even Better “thuojht iff” he becom Pressadint of Evrything!!!

My prefesser “he” is goinge to rite to The Hufington Poest and tel “them” Al Abuot it and he sayed This “wil get the” Ball reely Rolling! I am so exsighted its got My Moth Antenners spining aruond on my four head! Like is “this” the Best Thing Ever or watt???

Al we Got to doo is take This hear praposle rihgjt up to The Supream Cort and they Wil rule “that” Pressadint Obomma he is Nowe “the” Pressadint of al The cuntries al At Once!!!! and thare arent nothing that nobody thay cant doo Abuot it!! and aslo that Way we aslo gets to have World Guvermint too!!

So whatch the Nooze and “yiu” wil seee somthing Wonderfle hapen rihgjt befour Yuor “very” ayes!!!

Now Yuo Can Bee Smart Like Me!!

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Well ha-ha-ha the Vast Rihgjt Wing Cansperacy thay got it in the juggler vane agan! and Hillery she got of Scot “free” and now She wil be Pressadint!

And now al yiu ordrinary dum peple “you” got a chance to be Smart jist like us Interllecturals hear at Collidge. That dont meen yiu wil be reely smart Like us but at leest yiu wil not look So dum! Al yiu got to doo is do like Us and Vote for Hillery!

Yes that is what all Us Smart Peple we “are” gonna doo! And you can be One of Us, wel almost, yiu cant reely bee Smart unles you going to Collidge so if yuo Are “not” all reddy in Collidge yiu beter try to get in and thats a nother reesin yiu shuld ouhgjt to Vote for Hillery becose she  Will “make” Free Tution! so that every boddy thay can go to Collidge. Eccept for them stopid christins thay dont belong In Collidge thay is jist two stopid.

Reely we shuld make It “aginst the” Law to not Vote for Hillery after al she is a Wimmim and its tyme We had a Wimmin Pressadint and dum peple who dont Vote for Her thay shuld al go to jale! Maybe after She gets Eleckted al them biggits who didnt Vote for Her she can put them al in Jale and “That” wuld surve them Rite!!! So you beter Doo the Smart Thing now and Vote for Hillery or elsse!

I Got a Job!!!

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Imajjin how up set i Was this weeek wehn I fond out my dad he got a lowyer and somhow my dad he got oute of payin my Stodent Dedt and he stuck me with it!!!! For my frist 5 yeers hear at Collidge now i got to pay them $150,000 dollers!

Wel i toled my prefesser abuot it and “he” sayed No promble, “yiu can Work Offf this” dedt, thare is a new Job opening with the Collidge at its Haul of Scentiffick Exspearmints! Al yuo got” to doo is sit in a cage and peple thay wil pay to Wach yiu eat sox and undies and aslo to seee yore Moth antenners growin out of yore four head! and i sayed “A Cage, yiu meen lyke in a zooo???” But he sayed the Cage wil jist be to proteck me from stopid peple tryin to grab my Antenners to seee if thay is reel which thay is and that wuld Hurt!! And he sayed “It wil bee the most interllectural thing yiu” has ever done!!

Thare is other Scentiffick exibbits in the Haul aslo, next to me thare is a life Size Dummy of Donold Trump and iff yiu payed them 50 scents yiu Can stick “a” pin in it! And thare is aslo a Wite Privlidge Booth ware yuo pay a $doller and go inside and get cussed at enuf to last yiu All Weeek!

So my frist day at my New Job this old guy he sayes “Wel how abuot that! a genuwine old-fashened Geek!” and i sayed “yiu meen” a geek like a computer guy? and he sayed No, “backe in the Old days a Geek was sombody you payed to wach Him” bite off chickin’s head!” But its allmost as good he sayed “to wach you eet a pare of Undies” and Wiggle them Antenners” round and round!

So that is My job now and i get payed 5 $dollers a day so i can pay offf my Dedt in no time! and probly i wil get A raise affter i got My “degreee in” Gender Studdies wich shuld be any yeeer now!

 

I Been Discrimbinated Aginst!

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Yiu wont beleave what hapened to mee yestedday! Even hear at Collidge, even tho i are a Interllectural, wuld yuo beleave it i cam “up” aginsgt Discrimbination!!!

Al i done was say Helo to this hot Blond she have grate “boobes” and than the “wind” it blowed my hatt offf and she seen my Moth Antenners growin oute of my four head and she “said Ewwwww! and” shooved me and she runned away!

Wel wee cant have no Biggits lyke that hear at Collidge so i caled The Bias Responts Teem and thay swang into Actoin! Exccept First “thay thinked” mabbe their wasnt no rule aginst Discrimbinatin somone becose he got Moth Antenners but i sayed “the” reesin i got these Is i am in exspearmint thay shoot me ful of them Moth Hormoans to try to mak me get Femail cromosoams so I can bee a Wimmin! Thay was hapy then becose thay can bust that Blond for she have Trans Phobbia, i was hopin thay wuld mak her cary my Books but insted thay just Put “her into” Sensertivitty Training untill Her mind is rihgjt!

This hear is wyh we shuld ouihgt to have Bias Responts Teems all over Evrywear so thay can bust annyboddy who Do a Microgresion or any kine of Biggitry, And wen Hillery she is Pressdint yiu wate and seee she Wil set up Camps for everone who dose any tipe of Discrimbination and dont holed yuor breth wating for anny of those Opressers to ever come Out “of” them camps Neither!!!

A Fantastick Exspearmint!!

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Hear at collidge us interllecturals is way smarter then yiu ordrinary dum peple out thare. And its a goood thing tooo becose i had a expearance yestraday that mihgjt of nocked me for a loop! i went out side “and” al these Moths, lyke hunnerds of them thay was flyin al aruound me and flyin into My mouth and al, it was horrble!

So i run over to the Realty Stodies Depotment wear i get my Moth Hormoans shot into me and the prefesser thare he was reel exited! Dont yuo “kno whatt this” meens, he sayed, “it meens yiu is givin off” Fear Moans! Fear Moans it is a kind of chemacle that bugs an other insecks thay give off, its like Perfume, the other Moths thay smel it and it drives them Crazy! it makes them want to Mate. The prefesser he sayed i was makin Fear Moans and thats why al them Moths thay was followin me.

Wel i dint kno abuot that I thught these hear Moth Hormoans thay suposed to Turn “me” into a wimmin but insted i got them Antenners groing outta my four head and now i got Fear Moans. But the prefesser he sayed “never mind abuot turnin into a wimmin, this is somthing much much Bigger!

And he sayed Yiu “know whatt,” we ouhgjt to “Send yiu over to” Prefesser Bzuccholloghsky (sory, i got prombles tryin to spel his nayme), “he got this hole Mix of Hormoans from Spiders and Fish and other stuf and Let me tel yiu A Secrit! He and his stodents thay workin on a Hormoan Mix that thay jist only got to putt into the drinkin Watter and gess what it wil do? It wil turn all the Men in Americka into Wimmins and all the Wimmins into men!”

I aksed whatt he want to do That for, and the prefesser he hitt me! and then he sayed “whyy it wil make The Hole country Trans Gender that’s whatt it wil doo!” and than thare wont be no more Trans Fobia and No more Homo Fobia “and” it wil totaly Solve the promble of Cissexism that’s whatt! And he sayed i cuod sine Up for that exspearmint and how I shuld do it becose “This hear is the Biggest exspearmint ever and It Will change the hole worrld!!!”

So i sayed i wuld has to Think abuot it and culd i pleass “have” some hankerchiffs to ete becose i gettin hongry. I wil lett yiu kno whatt “i” deeside later!