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My Fokes Will Be Sarry!

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When Hillery is Pressadint my dad and my mom they are goin to get it but good, and my syster she gonna get it too.

I wentt home yestadday to tel them that my prefesser he sayed that ordrinary wite peple like them thay shuld ouhgjt to have to give up there houses to Undockuminted Migrains to make up for bein wite and having Wite Priflidge and thay are lucky, last weak at Harvord thay sayed wite peple males thay ouhjt to Kill themselfs! to make up for havin Wite Prifflidge.

So thare i was bein nice and givin them a Heads Up and my dad he grabbed me and he Put me over his knee and give me a Spankin! And then my mom and my syster thay got there licks in too. And then thay made me wach wile thay pullt all my pixtures out of the fambly foto alblums and tore them up and throwed them in the Fire Place!!    Dont “yuo ever” come bake heer or “we” will be chuckin yiu into the Fire “Place”! my dad he sayed. And my mom she sayed i was a Discrace to Her Woom, i dont know what she meen by that.

You ask why i dint cal the Police and have my fokes arested? Wel it was jist too embarassin! but i got to rite abuout it or i will Bust a Gasket.

It jist gose to show my fambly is a bunch of biggits and Haters and that Is what al Wite Peple is unlesss thay are Interllecturals like me.

Boy wil i lafgh at them wehn Hillery has them all Carted off to Re Eddication Camp!

Jale Them Climbit Change Deneyers!!

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Ha, that stopid guy is out riding his bike so i got his blog, and i am a interllectural in Collidge so I can explane stuff that you ordrinary peple is not smart enuojhgt to undderstand.

So I say Congradurlations to our Tourney General Loreta Lunch for lookin for a way to prossacute anyboddy who deneyes Climbit Change, they has al got to go to Jale and Loreta Lunch is goin to find a waye to do it! Thay say maybe she can get this guy named Rico to go affter them, i dont kno his last name but he must be plenty smart!

Like whare to these hear peple get off, not beleavin in Climbit Change, and who do thay think thay are! Whare dose it say yiu got a rihgjt not to beleave in Climbit Change? My prefesser he is even smarter than me and He sayes the “First Amen-ment its” got to go becose its no good any more and peple is jist sayin things thay got no rihjgt to say and yuo Specally cant say nothin bad abuot Climbit Change!

So yiu jist wate till Hillery Is Pressadint and then al them deneyers she goin to Round them “up” and put them in Jale and she wil aslo fix anyboddy else what sayes anything bad and no body wil be aloud to say Wrong Things no more!

P.S. somboddy jist told me that Rico he is named Rico Petroselly and he uset to play base ball for the Red Socks but now he is a big Prossacuter for the Govermint. Wel i wuldnt kno abuot that, i dont follaw base ball but may be i wil now that Rico is goin to get rid of the Climbit Change Deneyers.

Interllecturals Suport Hillery!

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Hillery is Pressadint! Yeippee! Wel thats waht i thohjgt wen she won al them elections on Seuper Teusday but then my prefesser he sayed they was jist Primeary Elecktions and that dont count.

Wel than howcome that dont count “i asked” and he sayed that thays sort of lik the frist raond of a Torniquet and the reel Elecktion it is in novrember and thats wehn Hillery wil Beat! that Natsy Darnold Trumpt who has steeled the Repulbican Nommanation.

Oh i cant wate!! Wehn she is Pressadint that is wen al us Interllecturals wil reely come into ore own! becose than Hilllery she wil alyaws take Our Advise and yiu better jist Wach Out! Becose nobody wont be aloud to say or do or think or writ bad Hatful things no more and al them stopid peple who voted repulbican thay wil get theres but good! Thare wil be specle Camps for them whare thay better get thare minds rihgjt or Elsse!

Oh i hop i can git my Gender Studies degreee wile Hillery is Pressadint.

Yestidday i got me anether shot of Moth Hormones so the exspearmint its stil going on but i dont think its gong to give me Femail Chromasoames lik thay thuohjgt it wuld, it jist growed these Feelers or Antenners hear on my four head and thats wyh i Ware a hatt al the time. But on the Plus Side I can ete hankerchiffs and thay tasting reel good latly and i lik the Blue ones best.

Dum Peple Who Arenot in Collidge

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Wold yuo beleave it, that stopid lee his whife she crying for yung peple who gots al nosetallgick for Old Time things thats way older than thay is and how culd thay miss somthing that thay never seen? and she says its so sad boo-hoo! that these hear yung peple missed out on beter times that wil nevver come again.

Well istnt that jist stopid! It jist gose to show how dum peple are if thay are not in collidge getting Smart . As a interllectural, i kno that those Old Times thay were horibble! No Gay Maridge, no trans Peple,  yiu culdnt get a bortion, no Rapp Musick, no Micro Agresion, and al that loesy christinitty with Churches and stuf–And hardly nobody went to collidge back then so thay was alyaws short of Interllecturals and thay didnt have noboddy smart to tel them watt to do! but then allong come The 60es and my prefesser he sayes The Country it started to wake up then and now we got way more Smart Peple.

That stopid lee he is vacuming and it makin me hongry and i founed some nice Hankerchiffs yestredday i think i wil ete them now.

Dont Nock Sceince!!

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My prefesser he sayed a reely wize thing today, he sayed anyone who dont beleave in Sceince shuld ouhgjt to be put in a Camp or else maybbe get shot.

I meen how can yiu dout Sceince wehn its alyaws true??? In fact only facts of Sceince are true! Evrything els is jist somboddy’s Opinnion and yuo can tel that becose they is no Proofe for anythin like that. Hear in the collidge us interllecturals al know that and everboddy else shuld jist shut up!

Now thay saying thare is a lot of sceintiffic Fruad and that when my prefesser he sayed that wize thing. It aint Fraud he says wehn yiu teling dum ordinary peple What Thay Neede To Here!!! And i am gladd he sayed that becose al this bad talck abuot Sceince it made my antenners spin aruound until it hurt! They gived me another Shot of moth Hormoans last night and i am stil sore. but i got to do it becose my folks thay wont pay no more monny for me to be in Collidge and this way i get to stay for free as long as thay doin exspearmints on me.

Wel It aint Fraod if a interllectural is sayin it! or a sceintist! and yiu shuld al jist get that threu yore heads!!

The Iwa Caucaus is Racist!

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That dop lee had went out to by grossries, so i got his blogg And let me tel yiu, I am so sick and tyred of this Racist Iwa Caucaus!

How come they aloud to have this hear pollitacal thing for whites Only?? Jist imaggine that, all the Caucasians in Iwa get togheter to nombinate the nex Presssdint! and Yuo dont here nothin on the newes expect for this dum Iwa Caucaus. Wy dont thay jist put all them Repulbicans in Jale anyway?? Here at my collidge we dont allouw no Repulbicans and i dont see why we shuld alouw them in Iwa neither!

Wel i jist hope Hillery wins the hole thing and all them Repulbicans gets execcuted or somthing. Althughj Berny Sanders he reely is OK for a old wite guy who is relatted to Col Sanders. I get Upset watchin al this newes and it makes my Moth antenners go rond and rond in circles and i cant stopp them, it makes me dizy but thay tel me that wil get better after thay shoot me up with som more Moth Hormones.

I wuljde go out to Iwa myselff in case thay need a interllectural but i dont want nobody to misteak me for jis anuther white guy with Moth feelers on his fourhead.

Joe Collidge’s Chrismis

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Ha ha, he went out so now i got his blogg.

I woked up this morning with kinda scare, i was al rapped up in somethin like a net and i culdnt get loose. Yiu kno i ben sleepin in my prefesser’s toolshed, he let me stay thar, Wel it turnt out i must of wofe a kocoon in my slepe! Thay kepe shootin me up with moth Hormoanes, that’s the exspearmint thayre doing and i dont see how thats sposed to give me wimmins Cromosoames but at leest i get to stay here in collidge for freee as long as i let them do exspearminuts on me.

I went home for Chrismis but they are all stopid peple and thay wuldnt let me in, “Open up i sayed you got to let me in for Chrismis but” my dad he sayed i coldnt come in if i was gonna say thare istnt no God. Wel I have got to say that! dont i? becose i is a interllectural, i not some christin dop that beleaves in God or angells or any of that bible stuf. so i sayed to my Dad “yiu oghujt to let me in so’s i can enlihgjtin yuo, why yiu want to be ingnorent”? and then he tol me to get lost. And they was havin Turky or somthin, i was so hunggery i cold ete a hoarse. Fortunutly they was a Snowman in the yard nex door and he had on a red whool hat so i ate that. It was Okay but it wastnt Turky was it!

Then thar was som peple who come singin Chrismis Caroles so i explaned to them that was stopid thing to do becuse thar istnt no God and Jesus was only just a nice guy and probly wastnt a reel person anyhow but they was too dum to lissten to a interllectural.

My prefesser he is so smart! Wen i com back and tole him al abuot it do yiu kno what he sayed! He sayed Its “onely natrul that ordrinary dum peple hates us interllecturals and thay dont want to do like we say but” somday wen Hillery is Presdint thay gonna al have to do what we say weather they lik it or not!! becose she going to mak them.

And now i got to go fined a hat or somthin, too bad i ate that Snowmans hat, becose its nite time and it gettin cold and my moth antenners on my head they freezin somthing awffle! and i hope i can weaf me another kocoon becose my prefesser he never gave me no blancket.

Help Me Go Out With a Bang

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It’s the last month of the year, and I would dearly love to have another 3,000 hits on this blog. It ain’t easy to do! And certainly I can’t do it without my readers.

I will keep posting, if possible, on every day. But please feel free to explore the Archives. You may find some stuff in there that you really enjoy

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Whait! Stop! Dont reed this guys blog, he is a Climbit Change Denyer and a hater and he isnt a interllectural at al, he forgott everthing he ever lerned in collidge.

My prefesser he sayed i shuld make yiu a better offfer! Anyboddy who dont reed this blog no more, even if yuo not in collidge, yiu can say yiu ar a interllectural, jist like if you reely was in collidge like me and gettin a degre in Gender Studies. Yuo can say yiu a interllectural and we wil back yuo up!

Oh lookit this, he left one of his sox on the coutch i think i wil ete it! They stil shootin me up with moth hormoanes and i think i gettin used to it. That blue sock dose look yummy i hop he warshed it latly!

Anyhow! Stay awaye from this hear blog and we wil tel peple that yiu a interllectural and reel smart, and dont forgit to vot for Hillery! Is the elecktin somtime thist munth? I beter ask.

I’m Back (in One Piece)

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It’s hard to find a photo that truly captures the Ben-Hur aspect of driving on the Garden State Parkway.

Okay, we made it back and forth to my sister’s house, 110 miles on the Garden State Parkway, without getting killed or injured.

Next hurdle: tomorrow morning, installing my aunt in the nursing home. We have grounds for hoping it might not be as bad as we feared–might even turn out to be good for her.

And so sometime early Friday afternoon, things will be back to normal around here, or as near to normal as they get.

I think maybe Joe Collidge will want to check in tomorrow to tell you about his interllectural Thanksgiving.