Democrat Follies

Gee, who’s that in the right-hand photo?

Why, that’s Jesus Christ, of course–all ready for another turn of Jesus Christ, Superstar. This time they’ve depicted Him as a bald black woman with a screechy voice and extravagant gestures. Amazing, how totally the Bible missed that.

Following this horror we have Joe the Schmoe bumbling and fumfering, an overdose of Kamalalala, and other tidbits which, if nothing else, remind us what a disastrous bullet we dodged in 2024.

Just now they’re squabbling among themselves about who should be The Leader.

One hardly knows where to begin.

To Kamalalala–‘No Mas, No Mas!’

It’s almost an ironclad rule that a liberal hates, despises, and taunts his or her country. When they emigrate to another one, they’d hate that one, too.

Behold a few uncomfortable seconds of former Vice President Kamalalala Harris. Why did she want to be president of a country that she hates? I’ll never figure that out about liberals. But I think the clue may be simpler than expected: They hate whatever country they happen to be in at the time. Unless it’s China. You’re not allowed to hate China.

Kamalalalala calls America “shameful,” our history is evil and so are we, we had no business founding this country in the first place…

Blah, blah, blah.

Please, Kamala–go away! Find a nice little cardboard shack in Cuba and never darken our doorstep again.

More of Kamala’s Word Salad

Listen to the drivel… if you can stand it. Democrat presidential aspirant Kamalalala Harris visited Broadway recently to serve up some of her trademark word salad to the cast of A Wonderful World.

If you actually understand what she’s trying to say… you may be as badly off as she is.

Think about it: this woman was pitched to us to be our president. The horror, the horror. Millions of people voted for her. Have they repented?

No, I can’t bring myself to write out the twaddle. You can listen to it up there.

Gott im himmel.

Where Did Everybody Go?

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Were we all busy with the presidential inauguration yesterday?

Well! Happy days are here again! SloJo Biden and his slimy little nameless elves are out, out, OUT! When it came right down to it, the Democrat Party had no one to run for president who wasn’t a total schlemiel, abhorrent to sane and normal people. They’re all Woke, and that’s the joke!

But bear in mind that, for all her towering faults, millions of people voted for Kamalalala Harris. Cackles and all.

Those voters are the Deep State’s favorite suckers. Which brings me to the next post–after a hymn. Let’s have a hymn.

Hapy Kwanzaaaa!

Ever since the Methodests thay “frist diss-covert” Kwanzaaa in 1302 B.C., peple “thay has bin kinfuzed” abuout It!!

Heer “at” Collidge was cellerbrate Kwanzaaa lyke it was Chrissmiss and Chrissmiss lyke “it” was Kwanzaaa!!!! “!!”

We love heering haow Kambala Harriss “and” her fokes thay “usedto” sitt daown “to A” grate Big Kwanzaaa dinder and tawk “abbouout ” The Wunderfullniss of Kwanzaaa and Aphrikin Cullture!!!!!!!

Butt thare “Are stil iddjits who whant To Keep this heer stopid Americkin Cullture!!!! Can yiu beleeve it??? Kwanzaaa it stands for Whitch Dockters, Speling Things The Whay “Yiu” Whant Them, Basebawl Whith Moar Bayses, Puting Hexes On Peple Whoo Bin Meen To Yiu!!!! Themb “is” The Seven Printsables of Kwanzaaa!!!!! Iff we awl Live “bye” themb thare Printsables it whil Turn our stopid Cuountrie into a Parradice!!!!!!

Fynly, it “is” Troo that Kwanzaaaa IS A JOOISH HOLLERDAY!!!!!!!! And the girl In “the” stoar in The Viddyo, SHE WAS RAWNG abuout “not” Being Jooish!!!!! It is amayzing Whaht peple doughnt “knnow” abbuout themb Selfs!!!

Thats why Evvry Boddy thay shud Go “to” Collidge.

Our Next (Gulp!)… ‘President’?

Elsa Kurt has an uncanny ability to imitate Kamala Harris.

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

So the special counsel describes SloJo as an old man with a bad memory–he was being fantastically charitable–and now assorted Democrats are flirting with the idea of giving Joe the push at their party’s national convention.

Of course, then they’d have to replace him. With whom? Our country is endowed with a whole crowd of terrifyingly inadequate “leaders.” But it would be hard to find anyone more inadequate than SloJo’s vice president–Kamala Harris, the Queen of Word Salad.

 

HILARIOUS: White Woman Does Spot-On Impression of ‘Every Kamala Harris Speech’ (VIDEO)

As if to drive home the point that she is no more self-aware than a man who insists he’s Queen Victoria, Kamala has been gushing about how “ready” she is to succeed Dodderin’ Joe as president.

Elsa Kurt’s imitation is uncomfortably close to the real thing.

P.S.–Yes, mockery is a legitimate tool of political discourse. And we never needed it more than we need it now.

 

Can AI Save Kamala?

When the polls look bad for SloJo, you can expect them to look even worse for Cacklin’ Kamala, his V.P. She spews inanities. She laughs when she’s the only one in the funeral parlor who thinks it’s funny. In her capacity as vice president, she has displayed a skill set that would embarrass a marionette.

So… the Democrats’ stable of experts now face the challenge of transforming her into a candidate who can get votes instead of incredulous open-mouthed stares.

The problem is easier than it looks, says our confidential source. “It’s been staring us in the face ever since that movie came out in 1975–The Stepford Wives,” says he. “You want an ideal wife? Fine! You get rid of the one you’ve got and the animatronics boys fix you up with an exact duplicate who won’t have any of the original’s faults or shortcomings. The kind of robots we could only imagine building, back then, are well within the scope of today’s technology! And I know that because Artificial Intelligence!”

In response to our questions, the source grinned slyly and said, “How do you know I’m not an AI-directed robot myself?” Good point. Besides which, we have devised a simple rule of thumb:

“If it still cackles, it’s still Kamala.”

Kamala’s Pronouns

Honk if you care what this dindle’s pronouns are.

It’s bad enough they lie to us, bully us, rob us, debauch our elections, destroy our national borders, subvert our republic, ravage our culture, attack our standard of living, and gut our economy.

But do they have to tear down our dignity? Do they have to insult us? I mean, is this how our (ahem!) “leaders” are going to talk to us from now on?

Notice she quickly glances down at her suit to make sure it really is blue. “I am a woman in a blue suit.” (Check! Yeah, okay, I am.) “My preferred pronouns are her and she.”

Really, what have we done to deserve this? And if SloJo folds, and tries to shake hands with one too many imaginary people… this talking vegetable will be our president.

How far down do you have to prune the Democrat Party before you find somebody who’s not a wacko or a crook?

 

Oh, No! A Crisis, A Crisis!

Vice Dindle Kamala Harris has just found out about this terrible thing that’s going on, oh the horror, the horror! Let her tell it–I’m dumbfounded. Oh–you’d better be sitting down.

Here it is.

“Women are getting pregnant every day in America.”

Quick, the smelling salts! Who knew? Who even guessed? Thank Loki we’ve got Kamala to look after us! She’ll be president when SloJo folds.

An epidemic of pregnancy… Masks, everyone! And no more thingy without social distancing!

My Newswithviews Column, June 23 (‘Governed by Ninnies’)

Deep Thoughts with Kamala Harris: Is Veep's Babbling Self-Sabotage or Dem Effort to Ruin Her? - YouTube

In case you couldn’t define ‘sarcasm’…

You can fight a foreign foe. (Well, you can try: it gets kind of difficult when your generals are paralyzed by fear of Climbit Change). But how do you fight home-grown stupidity? How does a country survive an education system that generates battalions of dopes like Kamala Harris?

Governed by Ninnies

We are in deep, deep trouble. Our public schools and universities make people stupid. We might not have enough homeschooled young people to carry us over the time it takes to get rid of our current education system and replace it.

Because you ain’t fixin’ it, people. It’s too far gone for that.

If you don’t think so, listen to Kamala.