Obama Legacy: War on Cigars

The thought that somewhere, somehow, someone might be happy is a real downer for anyone in government. So on his way out the door, President *Batteries Not Included had his Food and Drug Administration cook up a few hundred regulations against high-end cigars. No legislation was involved. I mean, really, legislation is so passe

As cigar magnate Rocky Patel told Tucker Carlson, “You don’t see kids sitting around the schoolyard chain-smoking premium cigars.” Brother, you don’t see me smoking premium cigars! Likening them to fine wine or single-malt scotch gives you an idea what these cigars are all about. I had a box of Don Diegos once, many years ago. Rocky’s telling it like it is.

And these stupid regulations threaten the whole industry. Maybe a lawsuit can save it. Maybe President Trump can wipe out these stupid regulation as he’s wiped out others. Maybe even Congress might venture a tiny bit of legislation–dare we hope?

Well, excuse me for the nonce (another hinky word I felt like using today). I’m going to stand out in the snow and have a cigar.

 

Down With Mother’s Day?

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On second thought, I won’t post any of those putrid images. How about a mated pair of cardinals instead? God’s stuff: it works an awful better than ours.

Oh, boy, more culture rot!

To achieve the fantastic end of making Mother’s Day “more transgender inclusive,” a British supermarket chain is selling “gender-neutral Mother’s Day cards” (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5487133/Waitrose-sells-gender-neutral-Mothers-Day-cards.html). And a lot of the schools, of course, have hopped onto that bandwagon.

One of the cards–I’ll see if I can get an image, but if I can’t, you’ll see it if you click the link to the news article–proclaims, “2 Mums Are Better Than One!” One of the schools has changed the name of the holiday to “Special Persons Day.”

How has this happened to us? Our whole civilization seems to have fallen into the clutches of wack-jobs and lunatics who seek to dismantle everything that makes us human. And replace it with stupid stuff that they made up.

All of a sudden, to them, “mother”–“father,” too–is a bad thing, an offensive term. Because, like most words that actually mean something, it doesn’t mean just anything. It excludes everything that is not a mother. In sanity-land, that’s what words do. Otherwise they become useless for communication purposes.

Pray harder, sing louder, and speak the truth. God will hear us.

And He will remember that none of this was our idea.

 

We wont tollarate Triger werds!!

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Atheist Dawkins OK with Cannibalism?

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(Thanks to Linda for the news tip)

This almost qualifies as comic relief. But not quite.

Atheist all-star Richard Dawkins, looking to find a new gig after defending “mild pedophilia” (don’t ask!) and pressing for the abortion of all babies with Down’s syndrome, has come out in favor of… cannibalism (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/03/07/richard-dawkins-says-we-should-get-over-our-yuck-taboo-against-cannibalism/).

Oh, he doesn’t mean chasing someone down, conking him over the head, and tossing him into a cooking pot. Heavens no. He wants “lab-grown” human meat: “I’ve been looking forward to this,” he says. Yessiree, human flesh grown in a culture vat. Bon appetite. But if you’ve ever read Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Synthetic Men of Mars, you know that once you start growing bits of people in a culture vat, you don’t always get what you want.

Have I mentioned that Dawkins thinks space aliens “seeded” life on earth?

This jidrool, who calls atheists “brights” to distinguish them from us “dim” normal people who still believe in God, says chowing down on people-meat will be “an interesting test case for consequentialist morality versus ‘yuck reaction’ absolutism.”

What’s “consequentialist morality?” Well, instead of those tired old moral absolutes handed down by God, this says you determine by its consequences whether an action is morally good or bad. It’s kind of a nice name for moral imbecility. Let us not burden ourselves with questions like “consequences to whom?” Anyone but a true interllectural can see through this.

While there is something appealing about the idea of atheists and other leftids making happy meals of one another, only to be disappointed by what they find when they open up the skull, and quibbling over who gets the nicer bits of Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson, we know they’d never do the world such a favor as that. If they can’t get their din-din from a culture vat, they’ll go after Climbit Change Deniers. Or whatever they can buy from Planned Parenthood.

No, it isn’t really funny. Leftids have no sense of humor.

Dawkins isn’t joking. He really is that loathsome.

 

Left-wing Noozie Denounces ‘Bygone Era’

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Susan called my attention to this. I hope she wasn’t trying to cheer me up.

A few weeks back, an MSNBC “journalist,” Joy Reid, whom I never heard of until now, denounced President Trump’s State of the Union speech (https://www.chicksonright.com/2018/01/31/joy-reid-reveals-what-she-thinks-of-american-values-in-unhinged-response-to-the-sotu/). “Church… family… police… military… national anthem… [these are] terms of the bygone era,” she babbled. They also denote a mind-set, she prated, that is “Anti-immigrant, backward-looking, anti-innovation, anti-progress,” blah-blah.

And they wonder why normal people can’t stand today’s nooze media.

So institutions like church and family are obsolete and “backward-looking,” and so are you for believing in them, we don’t need police or a military–oh, the things you can say when you’re as ignorant as that!–and you’re a real old fogey if you stand up for the national anthem. And you’re a racist, too. And we can only make what she calls “progress” if we do away with all these things.

Why even mention this?

Because we need to be mindful of just how warped, twisted, and depraved a lot of our national big shots really are, no matter how hard it is to believe. Because they have the media and the schools, and every day and every night, preach their anti-human message to, well, tens of millions in our schools and colleges, and I don’t care to guess how many watch their TV broadcasts. Too many, I’d say. The increasingly shabby state of our culture suggests that they’re having some success in their efforts to destroy it.

What I say unto you, I say unto all: watch.   –Mark 13:37

 

Australia Drinks the PC Kool-Aid

Qantas Airlines–remember when their commercials used to feature a nice koala?–denies having ordered employees to enact truly asinine “suggestions” found in a booklet issued by the Diversity Council of Australia (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/03/06/report-qantas-airline-bans-employees-from-manterrupting-using-gender-specific-pronouns/).

Uh… If your country has money to fund a Diversity Council, your government has too much of your money and needs its budget cut.

Like, if it isn’t bad enough you get on an airliner and some nitwit takes off all his clothes, watches pornography and performs a sex act upon himself in front of everybody, and finally attacks a stewardess–now the airline itself subjects you to this.

See, it’s “Spirit of Inclusion Month” Down Under, and I guess they celebrate it by requiring everyone to act like clods. So the original reports had Qantas banning “gender-specific pronouns” like “he” and “she”–I guess that makes everybody an “it”–and banning “offensive terms”–offensive to what kind of idiot?–like “mum, dad, husband, wife, love,” etc.

Finally, Qantas allegedly banned its employees from “man-terrupting.” What the hell is that? I hear you say. It’s when a man interrupts a woman. Apparently it’s okay when a woman interrupts a man.

Again, Qantas denies having said or done any of this, although they do admit making some use of the Australia Diversity Council’s little booklet. Frankly, I don’t believe the denials. They got caught, the world made fun of them, so now they say they didn’t do it.

That’s what they always say when they get caught.

World Government Summit Calls USA ‘the Enemy’

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Actors and other Citizens of the World have flocked to Dubai this week for the annual world government summit, to denounce their own country, America, as “the enemy” (http://www.wnd.com/2018/02/america-no-1-enemy-at-world-government-summit/). Whoop-dee-doo.

Experts and geniuses like Robert DeNiro, Goldie Hawn, Ariana Huffington, and Will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas joined in trashing their country. They’re especially mad at us for not hopping aboard their Climbit Change bandwagon. DeNiro called America “a backward country, a place where science once reigned and lately has been replaced by ignorance.” They’re also still mad at us for not electing Crooked Hillary.

Also giving a speech was some yo-yo from the Cyborg Society, longing for the day when we can all be “part-human, part-technology.” He didn’t say which part would be which. Dude, anytime you want to hook your brain up to my computer–well, I was going to say “Come on down,” but on second thought, I’m afraid he would screw up my computer.

Nothin’ wrong with the world that a good, stiff dose of central government planning wouldn’t cure! Or so they say.

Leftid Journalist: ‘Drown Conservative Students’

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I don’t know what the word “journalist” means anymore. It apparently includes this leftid jidrool who thinks collidge prefessers should do more to conservative students than just lower their grades.

He wants them to drown conservative students–waterboard them to death (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=10486). Someone suggested he was only joking, but the “journalist” tweeted, “I am not joking.”

The Loving Left again. Real sweethearts.

I believe him when he says he isn’t joking. I read history. I know what people are capable of doing to each other, and it scares me but good.

Look what his buddies did in Soviet Russia. These are not nice people.

They must be utterly and forever defeated.

Bermuda Repeals Same-Sex ‘Marriage’

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Is the world on the verge of having a “What have we done?” moment?

Bermuda this week has repealed homosexual pseudomarriage–which was only “legalized” there last May (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/02/08/bermuda-becomes-first-national-territory-world-repeal-same-sex-marriage/318619002/). Since then, a whopping half a dozen same-sex “couples” have been… uh, “married.” In a December referendum, the people of Bermuda voted overwhelmingly against government-sponsored parodies of marriage.

To comply with the dictates of the European Court–Hello? Has anybody seen our Monroe Doctrine?–Bermuda says it will provide “recognition and protection” for same-sex couples” by granting them domestic pratnerships, which is how this nonsense got started in the first place.

Meanwhile, in France, former President Sarkozy, who wants to be president again, has recommended that France repeal homosexual fake marriage, too–only to fall back, of course, on domestic pratnerships: but sometimes the only way back is the way you came. He says France’s “gay marriage” laws are “humiliating families and humiliating people who love the family.”

Dare we even dream that the world may be coming to its senses?

Sometime soon we’ll see if the United States Supreme Court can resist the temptation to give gays ‘n’ government the power to dictate the content of works of art and force people to say and do things in public that lacerate their consciences. We can only pray they can and will.

P.S.: I do know how to spell “partnership.” I purposely write “pratnership” to show my most heart-felt disrespect.

‘Canadian Town Bans “4”‘ (2014)

Richmond Hill, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, in 2013 banned the number “4” from new addresses because they thought Chinese people would be offended by it.

https://leeduigon.com/2014/01/18/canadian-town-bans-4/

The number “4” is still banned in Richmond Hill. In 2015 they also banned the national anthem, O, Canada. Excludes non-Canadians, don’t you know.

Read the original post to get a feel for their profound reasoning.