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‘Scientist Says Chimps Mated with Pigs to Produce Humans (Not a Satire)’

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Once you’re part of Settled Science Inc., you can say just about anything without having to worry about the men in the white coats carting you off.


Did this guy really expect anyone to take him seriously? Well, of course he did: he’s a “leading geneticist,” people always take him seriously. You don’t want to be called “anti-science,” do you?

Our sin: we don’t just follow false prophets. We follow ridiculous prophets.

‘You’re Still a Racist’ (2016)

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Dude! When people call you out for your microaggressions, you gotta listen–because you’re still a racist and you always will be–

Ah, shaddap.


The United Church of Christ is just one of many dying flatline denominations, but noozies who don’t know any better–or who do know better, but just have an aversion to the truth–like to depict it as “a major portion of mainline Christianity.” Complete with “gay marriages,” “gay” clergy, and self-hating white liberals.

The combination of corrupt churches and a corrupt nooze media may not get much done, but it certain is disgusting to look at.

A Warning from Malachi

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“Well, ya see, all religions, like, they’re all true and it don’t matter what you believe or what you worship, as long as you’re sincere… so you can worship stuff like this!”

My daily Bible reading this morning brought me to this verse, Malachi 2:17–

Ye have wearied the Lord with your words. Yet ye say, Wherein have we wearied Him? when ye say, Every one that doeth evil is good in the sight of the Lord, and He delighteth in them; or, Where is the God of judgment?

Through the prophet Malachi, God aimed this rebuke and warning at the church leaders of those days, the priests of the Temple in Jerusalem.

“Hmmm, let’s see, what can we do to get with the times? And win some worldly praise!  How about some gay marriages? We can say the Bible’s wrong about that. Ooh-ooh! How about this–bring an effigy of an Amazon river goddess into the holy place and have the clergy treat it as if it were really some kind of deity?”

Can today’s churchmen, who make it all up as they go along, honestly believe that God is pleased with them? And yet they ask, “Where is the God of judgment?” Which means, “See? We’re getting away with it! God won’t stop us!”

Yo, sunshine! Do you think God won’t judge you? Do you think he sees the things you do, and hears the things you say, and takes delight in you?

He’s talking to you, babe. And you’d better listen.

My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 3 (‘Impeach the Pope’)

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“Hello! I can whistle Dixie backwards!”

I’ll never know how we went from Pope Benedict to this off-the-wall socialist, Francis I. Being an extreme globalist only adds to his charm.

Impeach the Pope

If he thinks the other globalists have any plans to let Christianity survive, other than in a warped, inside-out, totally phony state, he’s got one more screw loose than I thought.

In the Middle Ages it was fashionable, in some circles, to believe in “One Pope and one Emperor for all mankind.” I guess this guy’s trying to bring it back.

The only one whose right it is to rule is Jesus Christ.

‘Osteen’s Blather Factory’ (2014)

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Would you buy a used car from this man? Really?

I wonder what God thinks of so-called preachers telling idiotic fish-stories in His name.


False prophets have always been with us. You can find them in the Old Testament and in the New, and today on TV and in the social media. They thrive on Biblical ignorance and illiteracy.

But how Osteen gets away with the tall tales that he tells–oh, horrors, I don’t think I want to know.

Top Jesuit: Satan Only ‘a Symbol’

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It seems Catholics are no safer than Protestants from the false teaching  that keeps seeping into the Church.

Last week the top-ranked Jesuit said Satan is not a person but only a symbol that is “formed” by man’s imagination (https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/jesuit-superior-satan-is-a-symbolic-reality-60691). In May Pope Francis said Satan is a person, and is real; but he has yet to respond to this most recent example of false teaching.

We think we know figures of speech when we find them in the Bible. Satan is never presented as a mere symbol but always as the active adversary of the human race.

You’d think this current era–when “Clergy for Choice” act as cheerleaders for abortion, and “transgender” types are given space in the pulpit–demonstrates with stark clarity the reality of Satan. When New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo–Democrat, of course–publicly “celebrated” live birth abortion, Satan danced a jig in Hell.

I have heard that the Pope himself has been waffling on this, lately, as he has waffled on other fundamental issues of orthodox theology, but I haven’t been able to find any news articles about that. A sharp public rebuke to this Jesuit honcho would seem to be in order. Does anybody see it coming?

Woe To The Pastors

False prophets and phony pastors: We’ve still got ’em.

From the UnashamedofJesus blog. We are not alone.   –LD

‘Immortality for Chowderheads’ (2013)

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The new you!

Beware false prophets, con men, and deals that are too good to be true.


Satan has been promising bogus immortality since he conned Eve in the Garden. Now it’s gonna be hi-tech immortality… because computers always work perfectly and there’s, like, no way the disc with “you” on it is gonna get garbled or mis-edited…

Think of it: 1,700 more years of Hillary Clinton trying to capture the White House. Wow! Where do we go to sign up for that?

‘Jesus Said, “It Is Not For You to Know”‘ (2016)

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One sure-fire way to identify false prophets: their prophecies don’t come true. Like the “lady” who got her name in the news by prophesying that New York City was going to be nuked to stop that night’s presidential debate.


Remember Y2K? “Sell everything you own, convert it into cash, and hide in the deepest mine-shaft you can find!” Uh, what were you going to buy with your cash, after the world ended? Someone didn’t think this through.

Some of the people in Jesus’ time thought He was all about “restoring the kingdom to Israel,” and they wanted God’s timetable. God does not give out that information, Jesus taught us. Unambiguously. God does not experience time as we experience it. He is not subject to it.

Which makes it very hard for us, prisoners of time, to second-guess Him.

Chief Cause of Death in 2018: Abortion

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Grinning like the Cheshire Cat… Grin now; you won’t feel like it later.

Here’s something for the whole world to be ashamed of. In 2018, the leading cause of death, world-wide, was… abortion! (https://www.wnd.com/2018/12/shocking-statistic-shows-planets-leading-cause-of-death/) Yup, 41.9 million babies were aborted this past year, far outstripping the second-highest cause of death, cancer: 8.2 million people died of cancer.

Even more incredibly, for every 33 live births on the planet, there were ten abortions–that’s almost a full quarter of all babies conceived. Including 60% of all black babies in America. These are World Health Organization stats.

Which country has the highest abortion rate? I can’t tell you that: the list is different in every article you read. But one thing that does come across is that wherever you legalize abortion, you get more abortions. Sort of like legalizing pot.

I don’t know who said this, but whoever it was deserves a round of applause.

Man: God, why didn’t you give us a cure for cancer?

God: I did, but you aborted him.

This has to change in 2019. We have to try to change it. The Lord our God will require of this age all the innocent blood shed under its auspices.

“Clergy for Choice”–consider well your works. You never know when it’s too late to repent. Claiming, as you do, to speak in God’s name, you ought to know your punishment will be severe. The Lord doesn’t like false prophets. You could look it up.

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