Bear in mind that these are wild gorillas, not gorillas in a zoo; and the candid camera filming them is disguised as a baby gorilla so they won’t get shy and hide from it.
Here we have gorillas young and old vocalizing as they eat. Well, heck, most of us humans do that, too, don’t we? But are they really singing? They might be making table talk. Jungle gossip. Tarzan could tell you, “Don’t get them started!”
G’day! Byron the Quokka here, on Rottnest Island. I hear a lot of you Yanks have been snowed in, can’t get out and have fun. Well, it looks like I’m here with more TV listings just in time! We don’t want you going mad with cabin fever, do we?
So here are the Quokka University Broadcast System’s (see? we’ve got a name for it now) offerings for this weekend. Happy viewing, everybody!
8 p.m. 03 MY MOTHER THE NEWT (Sitcom) Harry and Debbie get kicked off their middle school band when Mr. Roomba discovers their mother is a giant newt. Can Uncle Beefy, a rather large frog, save the day? Mr. Roomba: Ricardo Montalban. Uncle Beefy: Dick Cavett.
05 NEWS WITH RUDE NOISES (News and Weather) The same news you got on all the other channels, but this time with crude and impolite noises in the background. Anchorman’s identity still unknown.
8:10 P.M. 05 MOVIE OF THE MILLENIUM “I Hear Earwigs Singing” (1971) The Bowery Boys take on a mad grocer (Colin Clive) who has been flouting London’s health codes–in Yuma, Arizona. Leo Gorcey, Huntz Hall, Chou En-lai. Special guest appearance by Elias Howe, inventor of the sewing machine.
8:39 P.M. 04 TRAGEDY PLAYHOUSE (Drama) “When You Lose That Beat” combines Oedipus Rex with Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom for a totally incomprehensible waste of 93 minutes. Guaranteed to impress your friends and family, if you say you watched the whole thing. Oedipus: Rory Calhoun. Marlon Perkins: himself. Music by Bobby Fischer and his Orchestra.
8:45 P.M. 07, 11, 13 SLUGGO POTASH, GUNSLINGER! (Western, as if you didn’t know) In “Duel at the Lost City of the Poptecs,” Sluggo (Darren McGavin) must shoot it out with his arch-enemy, Mitch McConnell, who has made himself dictator of a lost city inhabited by people no one ever heard of. King Axolotl: Jon Hall. Princess Chipotle: Joey Heatherton. High Priest: Soupy Sales.
Well, that’s enough for now! I still don’t know how we got our hands–I mean our paws–on all these shows, and I’m sure I don’t want to.
Everybody doing the same thing at the same time–that’s Diversity!
Walter Williams warned us this would happen.
The things they do to us for our own good! Sort of like being pushed back into early childhood.
This is what happens when you turn from the real God to false gods. The little fake idols always demand more from you than God the Father ever does.
This Irish hymn is one of the oldest hymns in anybody’s hymnal; it was old when King Alfred burned the cakes. But today it’s more popular than it ever was–Be Thou My Vision, sung by Audrey Assad. Background sets by God the Father.
Oh, to have the fun these cats are having! We’ve got heaps and heaps of snow–why am I not out there sledding? Making snowmen? I don’t know how this happened, but the sledding hill at Tommy’s Pond has gotten a lot smaller since I was a boy. Sleds have gotten smaller, too.
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We call it a baby. Democrats call it “pretend life.”
Someday we might come to understand the Democrat Party’s animus toward unborn babies. But that day has not yet come.
This Wednesday the South Carolina Legislature overwhelmingly passed a “heartbeat bill,” making it unlawful to abort a baby after his or her heart starts beating. On Thursday the governor signed it.
Democrats opposed the bill and walked out on the debate, calling any baby in the womb “pretend life” (https://catholicsentinel.org/Content/News/Nation-and-World/Article/Why-this-South-Carolina-Democrat-bucked-his-party-and-voted-for-the-heartbeat-abortion-ban-/2/34/41843?FullSite=true). They said “science says” the pre-born baby is not alive. Not human.
Dare we call this anything but evil? If these people are not evil, then what are they? This goes far beyond just being wrong.
May God have mercy on us and strip them of their power. Forever.
Last year while no one was looking, leftid weirdos in the United States Navy formed something called Task Force 1 Navy, whose purpose, if it has one, remains obscure. But they did manage to concoct a “TF1N Pledge” that you have to take if you want to be in it.
Here are some quotes from this spasm of mental illness.
“As a key member of Task Force 1 Navy I will invest the time, attention and empathy required to analyze and evaluate Navywide issues related to racism, sexism, ableism–” What?–“and other structural and interpersonal biases…
“I pledge to advocate for and acknowledge all lived experiences and intersectional identities of every Sailor in the Navy…
“I pledge to engage in ongoing self-reflection, education and knowledge sharing to better myself and my communities.”
There’s more, but it’s too much Far Left word salad for me to stomach. You can find it here (https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2021/02/18/democrats-are-trying-to-ruin-the-military-n2584886).
Is this a towering mountain of crapola, or what?
It’s what Democrats are doing to our military. God help us if we ever have to fight a war.
The consequences of putting these lunatics in power are terrible.
When I great hymn request at night, I hold it over to the next morning. I can’t keep track of everybody’s time zones.
Requested by SlimJim, Great Are You, Lord, performed by All Sons & Daughters.
Keep ’em coming, folks. It’s snowing and icing and sleeting out, and I seem to be stuck here today–might as well work, can’t get to the grocery store.
How about that? They did what they said they were going to do!
Poland now has a law against the social media censoring conservatives–they won’t be allowed “to remove content for political purposes” (https://www.foxnews.com/world/poland-fights-big-tech-push-block-social-media-censorship).
And if they do… the fine will be a whopping $13.5 million. For every offense.
Polish authorities cited Twitter’s ban of President Donald Trump as “a dangerous precedent.” Well, sure–if they can do it to the president of the United States, they can do it to anybody.
And how’s this for hypocrisy? In India, the Prime Minister threatened to ban Twitter unless they banned his critics! And so, of course, they did–500 of ’em.
This whole business of allowing “private corporations” to do things to people that government is not allowed to do–it’s fascism, and it has to stop. No more using banks and Big Tech to do the dirty work that Congress wouldn’t dare.
Once again, Poland is leading the way back to sanity. Hats off to Poland!