‘Liberal Objects of Worship’ (2017)

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Every leftist has a magic mirror.

Heck, I left out the most important idol! It’s the one they see in the mirror. Sorry about that, liberals.

Liberal Objects of Worship

The earth. Nature. The state. “Science.” A trinity with four persons in it, presided over by smugness and self-hatred. And please don’t ask me to explain how they worship Nature by paving over every bit of it they can grab.

‘In Christ Alone’

My spirit is just plain worn-out… And tomorrow it starts all over again.

This is the first hymn that came into my mind today: In Christ Alone, by Keith and Krystin Getty and an assist by Alison Krauss.

Pigs Get the Better of Bear

The bear is thinking, “Mmm, pork chops!” Just climb into the pigs’ enclosure and chow down.

But that ain’t how the pigs see it. Maybe the bear thought there was only one of them. In fact, there are two–and they don’t want company.

NY Judge Slaps Down COVID Vax Mandate

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More sand! More sand!

This could throw a bit of sand into the gearbox of the next Plandemic.

A New York State Supreme Court judge this week ordered the city to reinstate–with back pay–ten school teachers who were fired for refusing to receive COVID vaccine injections (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nyc-teachers-win-jobs-back-backpay-refusing-covid-19-vaccine).

The judge called the city’s action “unlawful, arbitrary, and capricious.” He said it was “a denial of religious accommodation” that had no basis in law.

In New York City alone there are thousands of public employees working their way through the court system to get their jobs back, plus full back pay. However many win or lose their lawsuits, this ruling has set a precedent. We can pray for more like it.

The back pay ought to come out of the pockets of the politicians and Big Pharma, and any other officials who demanded the public submit to their arbitrary “mandates.” But of course the public will be made to pay for the actions of the guilty.

Byron’s TV Listings, Sept. 9

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G’day, boys ‘n’ girls! Byron the Quokka here, with another weekend of glorious TV brought to you by Quokka University. Here are a few samples.

6:05 P.M.  Ch. 02  SPECIAL: ONE OF OUR NINNIES IS MISSING

Where is Joe Collidge? Last seen taking a TikTok Challenge to gargle with Acme Linoleum Cleaner, he failed to show up yesterday for his weekly essay. Our Special Panel investigates! Panel members: Col. John D. Craig, Will and Ariel Durant, Phyllis Diller, and Pee Wee Herman. With the June Taylor Dancers.

6:15 P.M.  Ch. 18  COWBOY NEWS WITH BOB SZSIKSZID–News and commentary

Cowboy City, which flourished in Hungary in 1886, has become the subject of a frantic search by frantic archaeologists. Plus sports with Elvin the Squirrel, a middle school staffed by fired police officers, and a new way of singing with one’s mouth full of Good & Plenty candy.

7 P.M.   Ch. 22  MOVIE–“The Tammy Movie That They Couldn’t Show’

We had a tough time getting this! Irene “Granny” Ryan has the title role in Tammy and the Impolite Zombies (Dutch, 1961: 476 minutes), with an all-star cast you never heard of. Can the sprightly young maiden drive hideous zombies out of her local sub shop? Mr. Beezer: Alan Alda. Maniacal Zombie chief: Andy Devine. Song: “I Can’t Find My Coccyx with Both Hands.”

Ch. 37  IVY LEAGUE HEAD-BUTTING–(It’s supposed to be a sport)

Join host Vlad “the Impaler” McKool as teams from Harvard and Columbia Universities square off to see who has the hardest heads! (The exclamation mark makes it exciting!) Winning team gets to dump its whole stock of Bud Lite. Consolation Prize: a month’s supply of out-of-date Acme Turtle Food.

Well, that should be enough to get you going. I never thought Irene Ryan could play Tammy… and I guess I was right.

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We’re all getting together for a TV party at Jack’s Scuba Shop!

They Hired a Drag Queen Principal…?

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I am at a loss to think of how to illustrate this post. How about a picture of a possum playing possum? How many degenerate school board members would you trade for a single possum?

[Note: This is not a satire, although it should be.]

So… John Glenn Elementary School, in Oklahoma–not California: Oklahoma–needed a new principal. So of course they went out and hired a guy who moonlights as a drag queen (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12496175/Backlash-drag-queen-Shantel-Mandalay-elementary-school-principal-Oklahoma.html). That would be the Western Heights school board that made that decision.

Which the state superintendent of schools called “complete insanity” and called for the principal’s instant termination.

There’s also “a huge backlash” among an outraged public, according to The Daily Mail.

“By day he’s molding young minds…” reads an advertisement where The Principal Of The Freakin’ Elementary School moonlights as a drag queen. Are you happy to hear he’s molding young minds?

Supposedly he has great credentials. As what? Honk if you care about his credentials.

Where is this **** going to stop?

‘Even More Incredible: “Have Sex With the Earth”‘ (2017)

Beistle Propeller Beanie (1/Pkg), or buy in bulk.

Fill in the blank with something that makes sense and win a hat with a propeller on it!

“I spend tens of thousands of dollars to send my child to this lackwit factory because _______.”

Even More Incredible: ‘Have Sex with the Earth’

What can you say about having certifiable wack-jobs “educate” your children? In what way, shape, or form is any of this “higher” education? Or any kind of education at all? Oh, God, the money that is wasted! The labor!

How much longer is our country going to last?

‘Thy Word Is a Lamp Unto My Feet’

(Gee, Lee, you’re kind of late today! Yes, Grasshopper: freakin’ computer being very fractious…)

I’ve finally got a hymn posted–Thy Word Is a Lamp Unto My Feet, by Amy Grant and Michael W. Smith. Yes, I know I posted it not too long ago. With all the stuff going on around here, I’m lucky my pants aren’t on backwards.

Cat vs. Spider Showdown

Normally the cat just eats the spider (eccch!) and that’s that. But this spider looks like he means business, he’s not here to take any guff from cats. I wish I knew what kind of spider it is: I’ve never seen that threat display before. It would convince me…

Missing Inaction: Joe Collidge

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Right now you’re almost surely not wondering what happened to Joe Collidge. Well, not to keep you in suspense: he’s gone missing.

Regrettably, we have no pictures of him. The above is a not too unreasonable facsimile. But of course he’s always easy to recognize by his moth antenners. But just try to find a picture of some guy with moth antenners.

Multitudes of readers have not asked for him today. They have not demonstrated any grave concern for his welfare.

Where is he, though?

Anyone who can find him is eligible for a $25 penalty.