Tag: 2016 presidential campaign

Donold Trump Reely Is Hittler!!!

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Wel i sure lernt somethin this week, hear at collidge!

We had a lecchure by a guy from Indiea, a reel big Spiritule guy i think he is a Swammee his name was Brian Something (sory, i never did get how to spel his nayme) and he tole us Donold Trump he is the Re-in-Carnation of A. Dolf Hittler! Yiu has herd “that Donold trump” he is jist lyke Hittler, but i is hear to tel yiu that Donold Trump he reely is Hittler! that is” what the Swammee he sayed.

Now i had me a bigg promble with this hear thing at first becose we is all Interllecturals hear at the Collidge and we dont beleave in no After Lyfe or the sole or nothing like that so how can thare bee any Re-in-Carnation or stuff lyke that?? Wel my prefesser he sayed that no mater it is OK to be Spiritule as long as yiu is not a christin whoo hats Gay Peple and dont want to let no wimmim have a bortion iff she wants one. So yuo “see he sayed” this Swammee he dont beleave in God and he is nott a christin “so” he almose is a interllectural like us!!

This it explanes wyh Donold trump he reely so bad becose he istnt Donold trump at al but “he” is reely A. Dolf Hittler! And thare was some dop whoo tryed to argue abuot it but wile he was arguin i went out side and i let the ayre out of al his tires ha ha!

wel it shuld ohgt to bee aginst the Law to be voteing for anyboddy whoo is Donold trump or any ohther Repulbickan and the goverrmint it shuld wach and seee whoo yiu vote for and if yiu dont vot for Hillery or Berny yiu shuld go to Jale!! And then we wuld havve reel Demockracy!

Hillary’s Secret Weapon–the Felon Vote

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I hardly know how to report this.

The governor of Virginia, Terry McAuliffe, a long-time Clinton henchman, has issued an executive order restoring voting rights to 206,000 “ex-felons” (convicted, served time in prison, and now out of prison) just in time to boost Hillary Clinton’s chances in this year’s presidential election ( http://www.richmond.com/news/virginia/government-politics/article_771db279-34d6-5a3d-9557-a417a8afb212.html ).

But wait, there’s more! The convicted robbers, rapists, and murderers will also be able to serve on juries… and hold public office. Gee, it’d be funny if it weren’t true.

The only right they don’t get back is their right to legally purchase and own guns–not that they ever paid much attention to gun laws anyway. Like, that’s how a lot of ’em wound up in jail in the first place.

Hmmm… What will politicians have to promise jailbirds, from now on, to get their vote?

So what’s next, Democrats? Full voting rights for felons who are still in prison?

I mean, what does it say about a candidate, when she needs the votes of robbers, rapists, and murderers to get elected?

Historically, Virginia has restored civic rights to ex-felons on an individual basis–which seems fair and rational to me. If some safecracker has done his time, paid his debt to society, and can demonstrate that he really and truly has gone straight, it’s not unreasonable to give him back his voting rights. At least it’s something reasonable people can debate civilly.

But this?

On top of it all, McAuliffe insults our intelligence by dressing this contemptible political ploy in glad rags of civil rights and equity. Like, dude, we was all wrong to throw this guy in jail just because he robbed a couple of liquor stores and shot somebody…

Just when you think our nation’s leaders have hit bottom, you are reminded once again that, where they are concerned, there is no bottom.

P.S.–In the interests of truth and accuracy, I must add that in 38 states and the District of Columbia, felons’ voting rights are automatically restored upon completion of a felon’s prison sentence ( http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/felon-voting-rights.aspx ). So Virginia was exceptional in that regard.

That being said… Restoring felons’ voting rights now, on the eve of an election, for the blatantly obvious purpose of helping a particular candidate, stinks on toast.

Trump Has Lost My Vote

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A reader tipped me off yesterday that Donald Trump said “transgender people” should have the right–the right? Is that a proper use of the word?– to use any bathroom they please. I checked it out, it’s true, and I can no longer support this candidate. I guess that leaves only Ted Cruz.

Sorry, but this is a hill to die on. It’s as if the whole ruling class of the Western world woke up one morning and cried out, while still in bed, “Transgender! We’ve gotta have transgender! And we’ve gotta have it now, now, now!”

It has to stop. It has to be stopped. Just this week, Target Stores announced that their bathrooms would be “gender-neutral” from now on. That means men intruding on little girls. And baseball great Curt Schilling was fired by ESPN for tweeting–didn’t even say it on the air, mind you–that men don’t belong in women’s bathrooms.

It has to be stopped, stopped and rolled back. If not, something even worse–more insane, more perverted–will soon arise to follow it. I do not want to see what that will be.

May God remember that these things are done without our consent, against our will, and over our objections.

P.S.–Meanwhile, police have been busting male perverts who go into women’s bathrooms to take pictures: in this case, of a 10-year-old girl using the toilet ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/21/pa-man-accused-peeping-restroom-hit-child-porn-charges/ ).

Go ahead–tell me how society benefits from this.

I am Confused (About This Election)

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I suppose in the end it will be obvious: vote for whoever the Republicans nominate, or else get Hillary and kiss America goodbye. Unless she gets indicted first.

I think we have been here before.

First I was for Cruz, then for Trump, and now it’s I dunno. There’s something about the Cruz campaign that makes me uneasy. As for Trump, how is that anything but a crap shoot?

I was for Cruz because I thought he was a real conservative, if there is such a thing anywhere in our political class. I was for Trump because I passionately detest the Republican Party leadership and want to see it kicked down the stairs. But in the meantime, the partisans of both Cruz and Trump are tearing down each other’s candidate so badly that it may not be possible to repair the damage in time to keep Mrs. Bloody Awful out of the White House.

I have a soft spot for Ben Carson, but, gee–now he wants to do away with the Electoral College, the only thing that keeps the country from being ruled forever by a couple of Democrat machines in large, incredibly corrupt cities in a handful of states. Anyhow, he’s not running anymore.

O Lord my God, if you’re thinking of intervening in America’s national life just about now, I think it’d be a very good time for you to do so.

NJ Man Faces Jail–for Flying ‘Trump Flag’

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Here’s a lawn sign you can have in New Jersey without the cops hassling you and Democrats trying to throw you into jail.

My home state of New Jersey takes a back seat to no one, when it comes to tyrannical liberals trampling people into the dust.

There’s a guy in Long Branch who could be sent to jail for 90 days for flying a Donald Trump campaign flag… on his own property ( http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/New-Jersey-Homeowner-Cited-Flying-Donald-Trump-Campaign-Flag-Too-Early-374982211.html ). But we already know what the state of New Jersey thinks of private property rights.

There’s a law that says you can’t put up a sign for a political campaign more than 30 days before an election.

But surely you can fly the ol’ Transgender flag, or the homosexual Rainbow flag, or the Cuban Castro flag, or the North Korean flag, etc., 365 days a year, no questions asked.

In New Jersey and other Democrat hellholes, “free speech” means you’re always free to agree with liberals. Period. Anything else, you’d better watch your mouth.

Here in my home town there’s a doofus who put up his “Bernie” sign (Bernie Sanders the socialist nut case for president) a good five months ago, at least–well in advance of our June-something primary election. And there have been a few Hillary signs, too.

I dunno–is it a safe space issue? Are college students writing our laws, these days?

You’re always free to support Democrats.

Our Dominatrix-in-Chief

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Millions of people will vote for this woman to be president. God help us.

As distasteful as it is to me to break in upon the Sabbath with news–in fact, I prefer to take no notice of it–I’ve decided to break my own rule today in case they  pull the story and pretend it never happened.

It has come to this. Hillary Clinton, representing millions of American voters, recently spoke before a gathering of assorted sodomites, pledging to fight for “transgender rights,” God help us, and poncing around in a leather outfit of a kind reminiscent of the bondage and discipline scene ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520688/Leather-clad-Clinton-jokes-fashion-icon-vows-fight-transgender-rights-boasts-defeat-Trump-LGBT-event.html ).

Soon, I think,  we’ll be told that this is only propaganda, of course Hillary didn’t appear in leather in front of all those… those people. Never happened!

So we have a presidential candidate pandering to a crowd of people whose common bond is their devotion to practices condemned in God’s word as major sin, universally condemned by virtually the whole human race until this present deplorable era in our history, and promising to advance their interests.

May God remember that these things are done without our consent, against our will, and over our objections.

Meanwhile, I get the distinct impression that He’s baling up our country and making ready to put it out on the curb.

Hillery Wil Give My Fambly What For!!

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Ha ha that stopid lee he is riding his byke so now i got his blogg and yiu al wil get some wise interllectural geyedence for a change!

Hey do yiu kno what hapened to me yeastadday? My Grandma she shot me!!! OK it was onle with a pelett gun but it stil hurt! She went out and baut it jist so she culd shoot me with it, she was in the car leenin out the winder wile my Grandpa he drove and thay follered me al round the Campus untill i got “away”! And i told the Campus Cops but thay didnt beleave me.

Now a lot of ordrinary dum peple thay dont unnerstand why we got to have al Safe Space al over collidge; wel, this is why, yuor stopid fambly is why! Affter you ben in collidge for a wile yuor fambly gets jellase and then thay reely Hate it wehn yiu becolm a interllectural and yiu so much Smarter than them! Like Grandma and Grandpa thay so dum, thare wasnt no Gender Studies wehn thay was yung and so thay hates me becose I be so mutch Smarter then thay is.

And my Prefesser he explaned it all, That’s “why Hillery she said” It takes a Villidge to raze a Child “and” yuor Fambly thay can onely do it bad. Yiu wate till she is Pressadint and then yur stopid fambly thay Wil get whats coming to them! And aslo he Said my Grand Parents thay probly jellice of my moth antenners. Yes that Exspearmint with the Moth Hormoans it still goin on. Exsept i feel kind of Funny with it being spring, and i am hungry for socks and hankerchiffs all the time.

Ridiculous Politics

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Ooh! Naughty, naughty! I guess she can’t be our First Lady, either…

So who says politics can’t be played for laughs? Ha-ha for Ted Cruz and Donald Trump this week, currently feuding over their wives.

Cruz started it–or rather, an anti-Trump (and, by extension, benefiting Cruz) PAC did–by running an ad in the Utah primary this week showing Mrs. Trump, Melania, in a photo shot for Gentleman’s Quarterly magazine 10 years ago, when she was a professional model and not yet married to Trump ( https://drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.wordpress.com/tag/ted-cruz/ ). Like, “Do you want this floozy for your First Lady?”

After hearing about this red-hot controversial picture all day, I finally saw it on Dr. Lillian Glass’s body language blog (see above).

Uh… What you see is Melania’s face, one bared shoulder, and her upper arm. Everything else is wrapped up in a blanket. Okay, it would be quite racy for 1898. But nowadays we see saucier stuff on the cover of Biblical Archaeology Review.

Trump fired back with a picture of pretty Melania alongside one of Heidi Cruz making a grimace like she was fighting off a bunch of orcs.

So, the world’s on fire, liberals have gutted America, here come the jihad, and these two guys are trying to establish which of their wives would be most repellent to the voters. As if even a gigantic praying mantis wouldn’t be better than what we have now.

Oh, well, ha-ha-ha, I hope a pie fight’s next. Much more entertaining than a debate.

Bernie: If You’re White, You Don’t Know What It’s Like to be Poor

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Crikey, here I am, trying to recover from an illness, and there’s so much inane news to keep track of.

Like for instance, Bernie Sanders, who wants to be our first openly socialist president. Y’know what this silly ass said? If you’re white, he said, you don’t know what it’s like to be poor ( http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/9/cal-thomas-bernie-sanders-claims-whites-dont-know-/ ).

Yo, Bernie–I could give you lessons, if you want ’em.

The fact is that millions of Americans of all colors know damn well what it’s like to be poor. For many of them, poverty is temporary. It’s where you start in the great Monopoly game of life. Some of us take longer to get around St. Charles Place than others, and a lot of us never get anywhere near Boardwalk and Park Place. But we don’t just remain stuck on Baltic Avenue.

But there it is–more of that race-hustling from the top. Stir up envy. Teach people that all their problems are somebody else’s fault. Teach ’em they’ll never make it without The Government wet-nursing them through life, at someone else’s expense.

Most of us have had the experience of gritting our teeth while we try to figure out some way to pay the rent and the car insurance in the same month. Or maybe we don’t even have a car. Generally, if you keep on working at it, things get better for you, by and by–regardless of the color of your skin.

We should be deeply ashamed of the people who wind up governing us.

Emory Students Freak Out Over “Trump 2016” Scrawled on Sidewalk

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Emory University, kind of a prestige school, has responded to a dire emergency by coming up with a new “campus chalking policy” regulating what students may or may not scribble on the sidewalk with a piece of chalk ( http://www.dcclothesline.com/2016/03/24/college-students-cry-and-call-for-a-safe-space-because-someone-chalked-trump-2016-on-a-sidewalk/ ). From now on, any little message chalked onto any temporary surface will have to be “pre-approved” by university bigwigs.

Yes–someone chalked “Trump 2016” on the sidewalk and the students went all to pieces over it. “I’m supposed to feel comfortable and safe here… I don’t deserve to feel afraid at my school,” whined one of the precious little flowers.

Gee–think they would’ve freaked out if the slogan was “Bernie 2016”?

I am at a loss to explain how so many of America’s young people could have been turned into blubbering crybabies in so little time. Donald Trump, they’re afraid of. Imposing a Stalinist chill on free speech, they’re not afraid of. Can it possibly be that these students–a word with increasingly negative connotations–really want to live in a world in which all opinions but their own are forcibly suppressed?

Let’s face it–there are too many colleges in America, too many professors teaching useless pseudo-subjects, and way too many confused young air-heads “studying” them.

This is not going to turn out well for America.