Did the Queen Really Say It?

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Here she is–what does she know that we don’t?

Supposedly Queen Elizabeth’s annual Christmas message that the world heard this past Christmas was most certainly not her original version of it.

According to various “sources,” the Queen, in her first version of the speech, darkly hinted that the royal family had Princess Diana murdered because “she knew too much,” and then delivered this gem: “I hope you enjoy your final Christmas” ( http://bible-storytelling.beforeitsnews.com/terrorism/2015/12/queens-2015-christmas-message-enjoy-your-final-christmas-2456776.html ).

Yowch! What did she mean by that?

Of course, the video of this version of the speech has been “pulled,” so there’s no proof she ever said a word of it. But meanwhile she’s got a lot of people bug-eyed. “What does she know that we don’t know? What does she mean?”

Will they outlaw Christmas? Will Moslems take over and ban Christian holidays? Is the world due to come to an end? Will Britain be vaporized in a nuclear war?

Or was it all just a nice gift to the conspiracy theory community?

Unless someone comes up with the video, we’ll never know. Even then, videos can be doctored and faked. But if you are able to imagine the Queen of England sitting in front of the cameras and microphones and fessing up that she and her family had Princess Diana bumped off, then you have a pretty lively–if unglued–imagination.

Norway: Gov’t Agency Abducts Christian Children

I am sorry I have to cover stories like this one. I’m sure some of you would rather not read them. But duty is duty. We cannot carry out our commission as Christians successfully if we don’t know what we’re up against.

According to various news reports, Norway’s child protection service (lol) has grabbed five Christian children away from their family and kept them separated from their parents ( http://www.christianpost.com/news/christian-family-gets-5-children-taken-away-by-govt-for-teaching-god-punishes-sin-151693/ ).

Why did they do that? Because the school principal–Reason #4,096 for homeschooling your children–called ’em up and told ’em she was worried about the kiddies because the parents were “radical Christians” who were subjecting their children to “Christian indoctrination.”

What is a “radical Christian”? Search me. No one has bothered to define it. But it seems the principal and the government were distressed to think that the parents were teaching their children that “God punishes sins.” Clearly that is not a thought that should be allowed to be thought in Norway.

Someone over there owes an apology to St. Olaf. This is not the kind of Norway he died to bring into being.

Norway is being thronged by Muslims, thousands and thousands of them. But are they worried about that? No. They’re afraid of “radical Christians.”

Is there any radical secularism in Norway? Do the state schools do any indoctrination?

Can you imagine the howl that would go up, if “Christians” grabbed some atheists’ children and taught them that humanism is backward and wrong? They’d hear it on Mars.

Oh, but what are we complaining about? All they did was take a family’s children. Chucked ma and pa in jail for a night, too. For the “crime” of–well, who knows what the crime was? Whatever the state says is a crime, from day to day.

Vengeance belongs to God. And on a day already determined by Him, He will collect.

Big Lib Calls for New Holocaust

When they’re not warning us about “white Christian terrorists” that no one ever heard of, libs ‘n’ progs occasionally get careless and say what’s really on their minds.

A board member of the American Civil Liberties Union in Colorado–the ACLU press release tries to write this guy off as just “a volunteer,” but he was a board member–has had to resign after using his Facebook page to advocate the killing of Americans who support Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy ( http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/12/11/aclu-board-member-resigns-after-urging-people-to-kill-supporters-of-trump/ ).

Yup, kill ’em all dead, said the ACLU big shot. Gee, that would be quite a few million people. I think you could call that a holocaust.

Why murder them? Because, said Mr. Civil Liberties, “they won’t listen to reason.” [Two-minute laugh break.] “[W]hen justice is gone, there’s always force.”

The police won’t investigate the incident because, they say, Mr. Civil Liberties’ terrorist remarks are “covered by free speech.” [Three-minute laugh break.] They probably have more important things to do, like tracking down some Christian who refused to cater a lesbian “wedding,” or bust a Climate Change denier.

Well, once again we get a peek at the true face of progressivism. Not very pretty, is it?

Even the college types just want to shut people up and take away their livelihoods. Not kill them.

But I expect that idea will grow on them, with time.

‘White Christian Terrorists’???

No, this is not a satire. It is the latest eruption from Mt. Progressive. Soon you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

Columnist Cliff May recently was a guest of some guy named Thom Hartmann on “the No. 1 Progressive Talk Show in America.” (http://townhall.com/columnists/cliffmay/2015/12/09/divided-we-fall-n2091497 ) Never heard of it. Anyhow, Ol’ Thom Whatsisname made the–ahem!–assertion that Americans are “seven times more likely” to be murdered, on American soil, by “white Christian terrorists” than by Muslim terrorists. And this just a few days after San Bernardino.

Seven times, eh? Let’s see… since the first attack on the World Trade Center, the one that didn’t blow it up but still killed a bunch of people, Muslim bad guys have murdered more than 3,000 Americans here in America. So is Thom So-and-so suggesting that “white Christian terrorists” have slaughtered, oh, 21,000 Americans, without anybody noticing?

Hey–just search “White Christian Terrorists” and you’ll find all kinds of entries, from “statistics” compiled by the fanatical leftist hate group, the (lol) Southern Poverty Law Center, to the ravings of individual progressive bloggers.

Thom I-forgot-his-name-already was not asked to name any of these white Christian terrorist groups that has been making our streets run red with blood. I’m sure he would have come up with a few crazed individuals who did not actually belong to any group. But what would he have given us by way of Christian terrorist groups? The Southern Baptists? The Republican Party? The Roman Catholic Church? Rotary Club?

Are these people quite all there?

President *Batteries Not Included informs us, repeatedly, that the Islamic State is not Islamic and has nothing to do with Islam. I guess they just call themselves that to disguise the fact that they’re all Methodists.

So fervent is the progressives’ hatred of Christianity, that they go rushing to embrace Islam. Is that what they really want? What will they do when their Islamic buddies start tossing their gay buddies off the tops of buildings, and subjecting their feminist buddies to honor killings and genital mutilation? Uh, guys, have you thought this thing through?

I wonder how long it will take the New York Times to hop on board the “white Christian terrorists” bandwagon?

And next year’s national Democrat Convention ought really be something to see!

Dems: The Party of ‘No Religion’

William Jennings Bryan–if he were alive today, they’d kick him out of the Democrat Party.

Not enough attention has been paid to this news story.

Did you know that, according to the Pew Research Center, the most numerous religious affiliation within the Democrat Party is “No Religion” at all? ( http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/for_first_time_those_who_have_no_religion_are_largest_group_in_democratic_party ).

Pew defined “No Religion” as atheists, agnostics, and drips who describe themselves as merely “spiritual.” So this “No Religion” group accounts for 28% of Democrats. Roman Catholics are the runners-up with 21%.

I don’t know why I’m surprised. After all, this is the party that booed God at its national convention, that’s head-over-heels in love with abortion, and enthusiastically allied to Organized Sodomy. But still–well, Al Smith or William Jennings Bryan would certainly be unable to understand what came over their beloved Democratic Party.

So, the next time some self-righteous individual proclaims to you that “there’s no difference” between the two national parties, please treat them to this information. The Republican rank-and-file are overwhelmingly Christian, even if their party’s leaders are skunks and weasels.

Meanwhile, I’m gonna sit here and shake my head.

How did it ever come to this?

Oh, Boy! How to Politicize Your Thanksgiving!

You want to see pathetic? This is pathetic.

Sure, gratitude has no part in the liberal Democrat psyche, so we can’t expect a Thanksgiving holiday to have much meaning for them. But this is going pretty far, even for them.

The Democrat National Committee has set up a website ( http://www.yourrepublicanuncle.com/ ) to provide party members and other comrades with pithy put-downs to confound “Your Republican Uncle” or any other family member too wicked or obtuse to appreciate the wisdom of leftism. To quote the introduction:

“The holiday season is filled with food, traveling, and lively discussions with Republican relatives about politics sometimes laced with statements that are just not true–” apparently only Republicans do this, never Democrats. “Here are the most common myths spouted by your family members who spend too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh and the perfect response to each of them.

I’ll bet these people could just kiss themselves all over.

All right, let’s look at the perfect response to the vile conservative canard that Man-Made Climate Change is nothing but a scare tactic. Are you ready for this? You sure? Deep breath…

Presto! We are informed, “97% of scientists” believe in Global Warming! Wow, I feel utterly confounded.

Oh! Was that 97% of all scientists, or 97% of the scientists you chose to ask, or 97% of the scientists whose answers you chose to accept, or what?

How about the perfect response to Donald Trump?

Guess what–Donald Trump’s a racist! Gee, I never saw that coming, did you?

And, lest I spoil your Thanksgiving dinner, I will conclude this post right here and go outside into this gorgeous fall day and smoke a cigar.

See you tomorrow afternoon, folks–if I can manage it. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Collidge Morons Demand Control of News Reporting

What happens when two dysfunctional institutions come together? Twice as much idiocy!

Recently a bunch of “students” at Smith College–tuition, $63,950 a year: so how badly oppressed could they be?–staged a big fat protest over imaginary “racial discrimination.” When the noozies showed up to cover it, the “students” said no media would be allowed in unless they swore to “articulate their solidarity with black students” and promised that their news reports would be favorable to the alleged students ( http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/11/19/these-college-protesters-are-demanding-the-media-who-cover-them-support-their-cause-really/ ).

But wait, there’s more!

Some of the noozies actually did promise to give the protesters favorable coverage (like there’s any other kind, when noozies cover left-wing hijinks). Those who couldn’t make that promise were turned away. And the collidge backed up its students, all the way.

Nothing like teaching them Stalinism.

They don’t want free speech, they certainly don’t want freedom of religion, and now they don’t want a free press, either.

Do any of you pause to think about what you’re getting for those tuition dollars?

The Federal Goodness Administration

Still under the impression, it seems, that he’s running for president of a megachurch, former Ohio Gov. John Kasich, presidential wannabe among the GOP, has suggested the creation of “a new agency” of the federal government that would promote “Judeo-Christian values” at home and abroad. (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/kasich-create-agency-push-judeo-christian-values-article-1.2439022 )

All right, maybe it’s not cricket to pick on a guy who’s polling not quite 4%. But this character annoys me. First he’s a conservative, so-called. Then he’s saying you have to support Obamacare or you can’t go to heaven when you die. And now he wants a bunch of federal employees “promoting Judeo-Christian values” that they don’t understand, don’t know much about, and almost certainly don’t share.

Hey! Maybe we could get unionized public school teachers to do that. Or some collidge prefessers. Maybe some Muslim could be in charge of it.

John, I suspect you mean well. Really, I do. But hiring the federal government to “promote Judeo-Christian values” would be like hiring Hermann Goering to fund-raise for the UJA. It just ain’t happenin’, dude.

Do something constructive for a change, and go annoy Obama.

Now Dr. Carson Is a Dangerous Maniac?

So how many lives has Salon.com saved lately?

I wasn’t going to go with another Ben Carson story today, but I can’t help responding to the stepped-up attacks on him by our wonderful nooze media, objective, fair, and balanced ( http://www.salon.com/2015/11/09/5_worst_right_wing_moments_of_the_week_ben_carson_is_a_pathological_liar_partner/ ).

Here are a few gems from yesterday’s Salon.com.

“You know Ben Carson is crazy.”

“Ben Carson is about to crack.”

“Ben Carson may not be able to discern when he is lying anymore… It’s weird… Or maybe it isn’t for a man of science, who asserts pyramids were built for grain storage and evolution is wrong.”

And so on. They’re still mad at him for having a picture of Jesus in his home.

Since when have noozies had any interest in the truth? A liberal never tells the truth if he can help it. If you put a gun to Al Gore’s head, he couldn’t tell the truth. If you dangled Hillary Clinton over a tankful of ravenous sharks, she couldn’t tell the truth. Heck, post-modern college professors tell us that there is no truth–well, except for those political truths that all their students had better believe in if they want to pass the course.

But Ben Carson, Dr. Ben Carson, world-renowned brain surgeon–oh, that’s another story! This is a man who is stark, raving mad as well as stupid, totally delusional (like all Christians, according to the noozies), and liable at any moment to turn into Jack the Ripper.

Can’t we just have Obama in the White House for as long as he lives? And then after that, his avatar or something? Why do we have to have these blasted elections, anyway?

Dr. Ben had better watch himself. If they get much madder at him, that could be dangerous.

Ben Carson’s Jesus Scandal

How inutterably shocking! A man who wishes to be president has, in his private home, a picture of himself with Jesus Christ Our Lord.

According to our nooze media, this is intolerable. Dr. Ben Carson is once again cast as an Enemy of the People, completely disqualified from ever holding public office.

Bad enough he said he didn’t believe in the Big Bang or Evolution. Even worse, his mind is not right about the pyramids of Egypt. But this–!

Now, if Carson had good taste, he would have his house decorated with pictures of Marx, Kinsey, Darwin, Castro, maybe even a framed book title page autographed by Richard Dawkins (who believes super-intelligent Space Brothers may have originally “seeded” Earth with life).

Having been exposed as someone who loves Jesus Christ, Carson’s only way out now is to start dating a Kardashian. This just may rehabilitate him in the public eye. Is there a K-sister left available, or will he have to wait in line until one of them is free?

Be in a picture with Jesus–bad.

Be in a picture with Bruce Gender–priceless!