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Now Yuo Can Bee Smart Like Me!!

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Well ha-ha-ha the Vast Rihgjt Wing Cansperacy thay got it in the juggler vane agan! and Hillery she got of Scot “free” and now She wil be Pressadint!

And now al yiu ordrinary dum peple “you” got a chance to be Smart jist like us Interllecturals hear at Collidge. That dont meen yiu wil be reely smart Like us but at leest yiu wil not look So dum! Al yiu got to doo is do like Us and Vote for Hillery!

Yes that is what all Us Smart Peple we “are” gonna doo! And you can be One of Us, wel almost, yiu cant reely bee Smart unles you going to Collidge so if yuo Are “not” all reddy in Collidge yiu beter try to get in and thats a nother reesin yiu shuld ouhgjt to Vote for Hillery becose she  Will “make” Free Tution! so that every boddy thay can go to Collidge. Eccept for them stopid christins thay dont belong In Collidge thay is jist two stopid.

Reely we shuld make It “aginst the” Law to not Vote for Hillery after al she is a Wimmim and its tyme We had a Wimmin Pressadint and dum peple who dont Vote for Her thay shuld al go to jale! Maybe after She gets Eleckted al them biggits who didnt Vote for Her she can put them al in Jale and “That” wuld surve them Rite!!! So you beter Doo the Smart Thing now and Vote for Hillery or elsse!

Forth of July Is Racist!!!

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Us interllecturals we hate that Forth of July and it shuld ohgt to be banned! Yiu ordinary dum peple yiu shuldnt be aloud to celibate it no more!

Forth of July are not Incluesive! Doo yiu here that??? Wat is the mater whith yuo stopid peple out thare??? Forth of July is racist, and aslo It ful “of” Homo Phobea and Trans Phobea and Climbit Change DeNile! And On top “of” al that Forth of July it not Incluesive it dont inclued everyboddy jist stopid Americkans!

If yiu dum peple wasnt so dum yiu wuld lissen to us Interllecturals “and” do waht Wee tel yuo becose we is so moch Smarter “than” yiu:; but no!!! yuo Has to have yore stopid Forth of July witch is Only abuote racism and cissexism and ableism ETC!

Iff yuo Was Smart “like” us yiu wuld know americka It shuld bee lyke “the” Sovite Union, now thare was a Smart cuountry! That is wear They know How “to” doo evry thing Rihgt! It two bad we Cant jist al Go over thare insted of hear@yiu Can bet Thay dont have no stopid Forth of July in “the” Sovite Union!

Of corse i know ware the Sovite Union is! Its rihgt next To Rusha!

Wel maybbe wehn Hillery she becumes Pressdint she Wil Bollish the Forth of July and we can Have Trans Day or somthing goood “like that”!

We Strock a Blow Aginst Hat Speeech!

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Last nihht hear on “the” campace we Had some Exitement wehn we heared thare was somboddy waching a christain Movie in his Dorm room so a bunch of Us we went runnin up thare and It was true!!! We seen he Was waching one of Those hatful Bibel Movies and wuld yiu beleave it? Thare wasnt not one singal Trans Gender chactotor in that damb movie!!!

Wel we wasnt goin to Tollerate such Intollerance not for one minnit, it was Micro Gresion aginst the hole stodent boddy so We beet him “up” and toook al his Stuff to re disturbute to the poor only thare wasnt enuf of it to go aruound so we jist kept It, And thenn the Bias Responts Teem thay come and sentince that bum to Six months of Sensativty Traning and if that dont make his Mind rihgjt he wil Be expeled from The collidge! Ha ha!

Only thing is, that Bum he strugled and wuldnt yiu kno, one of my moth Antenners it got Bent!!! Oh boy that hurted! And so tooday wehn i sitting in my Cage the stopid peple thay is laaghing at me but My prefesser he Sayed to Ingore them and it Is a smale Pryce to pay for Bein a Interllectural! So I gess i got the last laagh on them ha ha!

Wel i got to eeat Lunch now, thay gived me A “nice jucy” pare of jim sox and my Antenner it dont hurt so much wehn i am eeating.

A Millenial Want Ad

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Here is a classified ad taken from today’s Stunata Falls Gazette:

“WORK WANTED: New college grad, 29, BA in Diversity Studies, seeks high-paying no-show job with top firm. Willing to work an hour or two a day on special occasions. Full benefits and early retirement, with lavish pension, a must. Snap me up before someone else does!”

A question I was asking myself today:

Why is “diversity” such a good thing, that must be actively pursued as an end in itself? In fact, given the nature of living things, is it ever possible not to have diversity?

Why do the smartest people in the world talk such claptrap all the time?

I Got a Job!!!

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Imajjin how up set i Was this weeek wehn I fond out my dad he got a lowyer and somhow my dad he got oute of payin my Stodent Dedt and he stuck me with it!!!! For my frist 5 yeers hear at Collidge now i got to pay them $150,000 dollers!

Wel i toled my prefesser abuot it and “he” sayed No promble, “yiu can Work Offf this” dedt, thare is a new Job opening with the Collidge at its Haul of Scentiffick Exspearmints! Al yuo got” to doo is sit in a cage and peple thay wil pay to Wach yiu eat sox and undies and aslo to seee yore Moth antenners growin out of yore four head! and i sayed “A Cage, yiu meen lyke in a zooo???” But he sayed the Cage wil jist be to proteck me from stopid peple tryin to grab my Antenners to seee if thay is reel which thay is and that wuld Hurt!! And he sayed “It wil bee the most interllectural thing yiu” has ever done!!

Thare is other Scentiffick exibbits in the Haul aslo, next to me thare is a life Size Dummy of Donold Trump and iff yiu payed them 50 scents yiu Can stick “a” pin in it! And thare is aslo a Wite Privlidge Booth ware yuo pay a $doller and go inside and get cussed at enuf to last yiu All Weeek!

So my frist day at my New Job this old guy he sayes “Wel how abuot that! a genuwine old-fashened Geek!” and i sayed “yiu meen” a geek like a computer guy? and he sayed No, “backe in the Old days a Geek was sombody you payed to wach Him” bite off chickin’s head!” But its allmost as good he sayed “to wach you eet a pare of Undies” and Wiggle them Antenners” round and round!

So that is My job now and i get payed 5 $dollers a day so i can pay offf my Dedt in no time! and probly i wil get A raise affter i got My “degreee in” Gender Studdies wich shuld be any yeeer now!

 

I Been Discrimbinated Aginst!

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Yiu wont beleave what hapened to mee yestedday! Even hear at Collidge, even tho i are a Interllectural, wuld yuo beleave it i cam “up” aginsgt Discrimbination!!!

Al i done was say Helo to this hot Blond she have grate “boobes” and than the “wind” it blowed my hatt offf and she seen my Moth Antenners growin oute of my four head and she “said Ewwwww! and” shooved me and she runned away!

Wel wee cant have no Biggits lyke that hear at Collidge so i caled The Bias Responts Teem and thay swang into Actoin! Exccept First “thay thinked” mabbe their wasnt no rule aginst Discrimbinatin somone becose he got Moth Antenners but i sayed “the” reesin i got these Is i am in exspearmint thay shoot me ful of them Moth Hormoans to try to mak me get Femail cromosoams so I can bee a Wimmin! Thay was hapy then becose thay can bust that Blond for she have Trans Phobbia, i was hopin thay wuld mak her cary my Books but insted thay just Put “her into” Sensertivitty Training untill Her mind is rihgjt!

This hear is wyh we shuld ouihgt to have Bias Responts Teems all over Evrywear so thay can bust annyboddy who Do a Microgresion or any kine of Biggitry, And wen Hillery she is Pressdint yiu wate and seee she Wil set up Camps for everone who dose any tipe of Discrimbination and dont holed yuor breth wating for anny of those Opressers to ever come Out “of” them camps Neither!!!

Weere Going to Studdy Beyonsay!

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Man i jist fuond out that Our gender Studies Depat. hear at Collidge we are goin to get a Reel Beyonsay Corse!!! that thay usedto have at Ruttgers in thare Gender Studies Depat. only thay lost it twoo years ago “but thats” OK becose now Wee got it!

Wee got it frim the Amarican Studies Depat. at Ruttgers thay didn want it Anymore, i cant hardle wate to sine up for “that” classs! it is al abuot Black femmanism and Racile Jutstise! and we sil sitt thare in classs and lissen to Beyonsay records and Wacht her viddios.

My prefesser he Is “going” to aks the Collidge iff wee can has a Amarican Studies Depat. like the one Ruttgers it has& and thay got al kind of Grate corses abuot Spyke Lee and Spring Stein and even tatttooos! i wisht i culd git a degreee in that but we hasnt got it hear at our Collidge not yet. Butt jist imaggin How smart yood bee iff yiu had yore degreee in that!!!!

Yaknow that stopid Lee who has this blogg he whent to Ruttgers but it so longg ago he has forgot everthing thay taut “him” and aslo he is meene wenever thay cal him “up” to aks for Money, he shuld be putt in Jale for that!!! Probly Ruttgers lost thare Beyonsay Corse becose thay didnt have no Money not enuff thanks to Cheep Skates lyke him.

Elfs Thay Are Reel!

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Hear at Collidge we are alyaws exploring the frontears of knolidge. I nevver knew that elfs thay was reel untill i seen this hear viddio we seen it in Gender Studdies Class and my prefesser he “sayed well pittchers” thay dont lye!!

I bet yiu diddnt kno that elfs thay are caused by Climbit Chang and aslo bye Income Innaqualty, those are The things “that” wake the elfs up! Yuo can seee it rihgjt hear in The viddio! And iff that is not enugh to confince yuo i fuond another viddio let mee seee iff i can plug it into this hear post I wil bee rihgjt back!

Wel their now! yiu has seen it “for” yuosself! and If yiu was in collidge lyke i am and if yiu was a Interllectual lyke me yuo wuld kno it not a Hoax! Unles it was “that” Donold Trump he mihgjt do a Hoax becose he kno Hillery she is goinge to “be” Pressidant and so he try to cheet.

But Any interrlectural he can seee this Is True Sceintiffick Proof that elfs thay are reely reel! and thare going to bee a lott mor Elfs aruound unles thay pur them Climbit Chang Denyers in Prisn whare thay belong!

*Sigh*… ‘Moral Evolution’

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One of the ill effects of our public education system is that people can’t recognize piffle anymore when they hear it.

Our self-righteous jidrool in the White House visited Hiroshima last week and called upon the whole world to “morally evolve” so that nuclear weapons will never again be used ( http://www.telegram.com/article/20160527/NEWS/160529209 ). He wants “a moral revolution” to match our scientific and technological revolutions.

“Evolve”–what does he mean by that? Does he mean the kind of “evolution” he had, that convinced him that homosexual pseudo-marriage is A-OK, ticketty-boo morally, and the Bible has always been dead wrong about it? Or is it Supreme Court Justice Kennedy’s “evolving standards of decency” that make the indecent decent?

Where does he suppose this “moral evolution” will come from? Islam? Socialism? More money spent on more schools, more colleges, more teacher pensions? Or will it just develop naturally–like from walking fish to dinosaur to monkey to Social Justice Warrior?

God’s word teaches us that man is fallen, cursed. That’s why we needed a Savior. If we could save ourselves, or just “evolve” into morally upright beings, there would have been no need for the Son of God to die on the cross. Jesus Christ is the source of our moral regeneration. Jesus Christ, and Christ alone, is the Person who can make us better. We are all sinners, and we sin all the time: but we are also capable of repentance, and God will not turn away a contrite heart.

God’s word promises us that someday all of Creation will be regenerated, with sin and death banished from it forever. This is accomplished not by us, but by the irresistible grace and power of God.

In the meantime, humanity as a species is the same as in the days of Noah–DNA pretty much guarantees it–and we as individuals just as much in need of salvation–and just as capable of receiving it, in Christ–as ever.

“Evolution” does not enter the picture.

But it sounds so cool when the president says it.

Feminist Math-O-Matics!

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Wel, i has had my Moth Hormoans shot for today and than i had a wash rag for breckfast (not bad with mapple sirup!) and now i has got my self “into” a contemptaplative mood wich is somthing us interrlecturals hear at the collidge we doo it al the time! Only i fourgot waht i was contemptaplating.

Oh, i Know! I “was” contemptaplatting aboat how grate it wuld be if the hole wrold it was run by interllecturals who is the Smartest peple in the wrold and the smartest Interllectural we arre al hear at the Unavarsity!

Thare is one prefesser she is “the” smartest of us al She is a prefesser of Feminist Math-O-Matics and she is So smart that nobody cant unnerstand a thing she sayes! I has bin to a fow of her Lextures and oh-man! The last one I was at thare was some religius peple thay Started praying becose thay thuohgjt she was Speeking in Tongs!

I hered her say Thare is Femail Numbers thay are goood and Male Nummbers thay arre bad and Yiu shuddnt ouhgjt to Use Male Nummbers unless you can Chang thare Gender by moltiplying them By “the” square route of Minus One! Now i aks yuo Is “that” Smart or wahtt??? i cant harddly wate til i get to bee as Smart as her!!