“How come they get their own national anthem, and we don’t?” said Jose Antonio Schmo, president of Undocumented Immigrants Waiting for Free Stuff. “What’s so special about blacks? We demand they play our national anthem, too!”
“What? No Gay and Lesbian national anthem?” cried Smarty Marty Zilch, last year’s director of “Bottoms Up.” He was answered by a spokes-whatever from the Transgender Activist Coalition: “If your national anthem gets played, ours gets played, too!
Similar remarks have been made by groups representing Native Americans, fat people, vegans, convicted felons, and the dead. They all want their own national anthems played before the football game.
But the biggest minority group of all has not only not been represented, but hasn’t even asked to be represented, much less demanded it.
“We just do what we’re told,” said an unidentified spokesjellyfish for Spineless Cowardly Americans Inc. “Don’t even bother to tell us what you want–we’ve already surrendered.”
Just in case you missed it, because the nooze media didn’t exactly play it up, a 92-year-old woman was injured a few days ago in New York City when a 31-year-old black man, passing her on the sidewalk, hit her in the head for no reason and knocked her down. Then he just kept walking.
Hold it–aren’t we supposed to riot over this? Doesn’t this prove that all black people are bad and must be punished?
I am asking absurd questions.
The thug is in police custody because the whole incident was captured on videotape, but that shouldn’t bother him much: this is the 102nd time he’s been arrested. He’s even a registered sex offender. Somehow it’d be wrong to keep him in jail. He hasn’t been properly punished for anything else he’s done, so why should this crime be any different?
Need I add that New York is a Democrat city, lock, stock, and barrel, run entirely by Democrats with no meaningful Republican presence?
The same Democrats who promise to bring us to utopia.
It could’ve been worse. It could’ve been The Hand Made’s Tail.
Well, gee, wasn’t that nice of him? But he was only doing what most of our colleges and looniversities do to students deemed in need of an attitude adjustment–minus that bit about killing and dismembering.
This takes Social Justice to a new height indeed.
Anyway, the kook was arrested and charged with various crimes. Talk about sadism: that miniseries is nine hours long! And it’s all racial scab-picking, start to finish.
Maybe the next Democrat president will force us all to watch it, on pain of death.
According to this racist nitwit, “white people” invented the whole idea of time, so that makes time Racist, I guess if you peek at your wristwatch to see if this broadcast will be over soon, that makes you a White Supremacist Slave-Holder or something. “But we,” she added, meaning “we proud African people,” blah-blah, “treat time as though it is timeless.”
What a load of crap.
Does this have anything to do with why recent college graduates have so much trouble showing up for work on time? That is, if they work at all.
It distresses me that money that I work for goes to pay this jidrool’s salary, not to mention spectacular benefits that real people who don’t work for the state of New Jersey can only dream about… and pay for.
As DNC chair, Ms. Brown described her job like so: “My job is to shut other white people down.” Right on, Sally. And don’t forget to shut men down, too. And in a flourish of liberal condescension, “I am talking to people of color because you have the answers.” Is it just me, or does that sound like something Archie Bunker would say if he was trying to be nice to a Negro?
“I am not a politician,” said Ms. Brown. Well, yeah, I think most of us could go along with that.
This is what has become of one of our two major political parties. But then the Democrat Party has been racist since the 1870s. They used to be the party that told black people to shut up and do as they were told. Now they’re the party that tells white people to shut up and do as they’re told. The target changes; the racist mind-set stays the same.
Nothing good can happen to America until the Democrat Party is put out of business for good.
Not all the teachers are happy about this. It has to be pretty far out, to make unionized teachers uneasy. But the Caucus is pushing “Six Days of Action”–that sounds pretty grand, too; but wait for the punchline–highlighted by giving the kiddies a little item entitled “The Revolution is Always Now.”
“The Revolution is Always Now” is… “coloring pages.” Shazzam! A coloring book! Your school tax dollars at work!
Some “transgender affirming” will also be thrown in. For laughs, maybe?
One teacher said he wasn’t exactly thrilled with teaching the kiddies that “Western society makes war on black people.”
Just one question. You continue to send your kids to these schools because…?
Remember the Chinese students with their little red books? Colleges seem always to have lent themselves to the active pursuit of tyranny and idiocy.
Hey, out there! Are you ready to take on “the learning tasks of Critical Race Theory”? What–you’re not? Well, then, you’d better get your butt over to Portland Community College (aka Political Correctness College) in time for their “Whiteness History Month,” which has just started ( http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7174 ).
Didn’t you know that “the construct of whiteness” creates racial inequality? You didn’t? You’re asking, “What the devil is a ‘construct of whiteness'”?
Shut up! You racist, you!
Actually, a “construct” or a “social construct” refers to something that isn’t really real, but only exists in people’s minds because some evil white heterosexual males made it up. But not to worry! This “educational project,” guaranteed to turn students into driveling idiots, is up to the challenge.
Gee, those imaginary problems sure are tough to solve! But if you’re in the business of solving them, you’ve got a job for life. And there is absolutely no way to get fired for doing it badly.
“Whiteness History Month” is the deformed brainchild of the Campus Diversity Council, dedicated to achieving “diversity” through uniformity of thought.
There are too many colleges in America, with too many people in them.