Year: 2022

The Democrats’ Path to Overwhelming Victory!

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He’s got a cunning plan!

An ace campaign consultant has drawn up an infallible plan for a “massive” Democrat victory in November’s midterm election. This “road map” has been leaked to us by several cowboys.

“All it’ll take is these six points!” says consultant Hu Phlung Dung. Let us summarize.

*”Elect Democrats and there’ll be no more hurricanes.” (“Got that from Senator Klobuchar,” Hu admits.)

*All male children are now female, and all female children are now male.”

*”Congress, if it has the courage to do so, can spend our way out of debt.” (“President Biden has always thought so!”)

*”The border is now, like, totally secure so you can all forget about it.”

*”Give a vote in our elections to anyone in the world who wants one! We’ll get a lot more really smart people voting, that way.”

*”All personal debt will be paid off by the federal government!” (“Who could possibly be against that?” he wonders.)

Mr. Hu is widely credited with engineering the upset victory of Gumby in Gumball, New York’s 2008 school board election. Gumby was running unopposed.

Our Latest Computer Disaster

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Our computer hutch last week began to fall apart. I have it propped up temporarily with books, but there’s no escaping the fact that we’ll have to get a new one.

I’m afraid the whole thing will simply collapse in ruin if I try to move it. And behind the hutch is a Gordian tangle of wires–computer tower, monitor, speakers, mouse, printer, and God knows what else. No one has ever accused me of being a handyman, and this job looks utterly impossible.

I never dreamed there could be so many obstacles to simply writing a book.

Please pray for us. These little problems pile up into big ones.

Bravo, Bravo Ms. Meloni!

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Italy’s new prime minister, Giorgia Meloni

Globalist big shots and their toadies in the nooze media are crying rivers over the election of Giorgia Meloni as Italy’s prime minister. Her Brothers of Italy Party pummeled a coalition of leftids, 43% to 26% (with another 31% wandering aimlessly in a political limbo).

I’m already jealous of Italy; but they’ve done something about their problems, and I wish them well.

Dig this excerpt from her victory speech! I quote at length.

Why is the family an enemy? Why is the family so frightening? There is a single answer to all these questions. Because it defines us. Because it is our identity. Because everything that defines us is now an enemy for those who would like us to no longer have an identity and to simply be perfect consumer slaves.

And so they attack national identity, they attack religious identity, they attack gender identity, they attack family identity. I can’t define myself as: Italian, Christian, woman, mother. No. I must be citizen x, gender x, parent 1, parent 2. I must be a number.

Because when I am only a number, when I no longer have identity or roots, then I will be the perfect slave at the mercy of financial speculators. The perfect consumer.

Excuse me while I stand up and cheer! The noozies are all smearing her as “far right.” Shee-yit, they don’t even know anybody on the “far right.” They just freak out whenever they encounter anyone who’s not them.

God help us, we’ve got SloJo in the White House.

Yo, Italy! Can we borrow Ms. Meloni when she’s finished her work over there?

Pelosi Loses With Four Aces in Her Hand

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Actress Priyanka Chopra Jonas introduces Nancy Pelosi onstage at the Global Citizen Festival on Sept. 24, 2022.

You’d think that if there were any place where a Far Left Democrat bigwig could go to get the red carpet treatment, it would be to New York City… and something called “the Global Citizen Music Festival” in Central Park.

Well, Nancy Pelosi went. And she got booed (https://nypost.com/2022/09/25/nancy-pelosi-booed-at-nyc-global-citizen-music-festival-in-central-park/).

Crikey! How does a big-time leftid get booed at anything with “Global Citizen” in it? It’s like losing with four aces in your hand. Shouldn’t happen! Was Pelosi too far left for this crowd? Or not far enough? Go figure. Damn, she even gave ’em a Climate Change Spend-a-Thon pep talk! And they didn’t like that, either.

There are no “global citizens,” and it would be a political tragedy if there were. Thanks, Big Bro, but we like our countries and we want to keep them! And I don’t want any Far Left nudnick from Iran or China or Mars having any say in what happens in America. I realize they’ve already wormed their way into many of our institutions, where they make decisions for us that are in their interests, not ours. They need to be cast out.

It does beat me, though, what they found not to like about Pelosi. San Fran Nan has been doing as much as anyone to turn America into a socialist basket case. Oh, the ingratitude!

Are liberals grown so obnoxious that they cannot stand each other or themselves?

What, No Storm Troopers?

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I had this news story–the one about the FBI raiding a pro-life activist’s home like it was The Fortress of Bad–and I wanted to illustrate it with a picture of Adolf Hitler’s storm troopers. These Nazi street thugs played a major role in bringing Hitler to power; and then he turned on them, wiped ’em out.

Ah! But when I searched for “images of storm troopers,” all I got was dozens and dozens of pictures of these ineffectual little nebbishes from the Star Wars movies–who learned everything they knew from a bunch of bowling pins.

Y’know, World War II was not that long ago. Our fathers fought in it. My generation grew up with WWII videos all over TV, toy army men, Rise and Fall of the Third Reich… and Storm Troopers. Brownshirts. Sturmabtielung. I knew all about them by the time I was in sixth grade.

But now? History? The collective memory of the human race? “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

So you make an Internet search for some little piece of history–and what you get is rock bands, movies, cable TV shows that you never heard of, comic books… all this trivial dreck, all this “what’s happening now,” and not a trace of what you were looking for. Yeesh, I hate rock bands.

It’s very hard to learn anything if you can’t freakin’ remember anything! History is our memory. Why are we so quick to embrace amnesia? Are we that fond of old disasters, that we want to relive them?

Maybe we don’t have actual storm troopers today; but our FBI is increasingly good at imitating them.

‘Canada’s Thought Police’ (2013)

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Sew enough of this schiff and you’ll be sure to reap it, too.

Canada’s ahead of us in wiping out civil liberties, but now that our FBI has been transformed into the Democrat goon squad, we’re catching up fast.

As for “diversity”–live by the sword, die by the sword. As this rabbi in York found out.

Canada’s Thought Police

He was happy to help the Thought Police stifle anyone who Thought The Wrong Thing or Said The Wrong Thing…

And then, suddenly, it was his turn to be silenced!

They always think they’re gonna be the ones tying the gags, don’t they?

‘O How I Love Jesus’

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This is from our dear friends and colleagues, Joshua and Jeremy–O How I Love Jesus.

The hymn shop’s open but there’s nobody here. Look, if you’ve got a favorite hymn you’d like to share today, just let us know, we’ll do the rest.

Scaredy-Cats

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Cats get spooked by the darnedest things. Banana peels, a bunny, stuffed toys, toasters–our Robbie is (I blush to say it) afraid of shoelaces… and my writer’s chair.

We laugh at their reactions; but out there in Natureland, those backward leaps might save a cat’s life. After all, they’ve only got nine of them.

By Request, ‘Draw Me Nearer’

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That last nooze story really cheesed me off–not good for the ol’ blood pressure. I turn to a hymn as an antidote.

Requested by Phoebe, a classic hymn by Fanny Crosy, a Sunday school favorite–Draw Me Nearer. And I wish I could tell you who was singing it, so we could thank him. Well, thank you, whoever you are.

Groomer Alert! NJ to ‘Punish Schools’ That Don’t Teach ‘Gender Identity’

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“They” for just one person? But this corrupts everything it touches.

Why do we still have local school boards in states like New Jersey? All they can do is rubber-stamp whatever BS gets handed down by the Dept. of Education.

The DOE has announced that it will “punish” school districts that fail to teach 10-year-olds all about “gender identity” etc. (https://dailycaller.com/2022/09/20/new-jersey-punish-schools-teach-10-year-olds-gender-identity/). Dire warnings! Schools that don’t OBEY will be subject to “disciplinary action”–undefined: what, 50 lashes?–and “monitoring” by the state.

Do you still want your kids to be in public schools? Do you think you’ll get a pass because you live in some state other than New Jersey? The teachers’ unions mean for this curriculum to reign supreme in all 50 states.

What purpose can this transgender-homosexual-weirdo business possibly serve but to groom children for sex and make them available for sex? What is wrong with these “educators”? Are they all pedophiles? Or do they just see this as the handiest and best way to destroy the America that they hate so much?

Sorry! I’m getting too angry and words are beginning to fail me.