‘Now It’s Sandwiches Causing Global Warming’ (2018)

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Hooray for the University of Manchester! They found a whole new thing to fret about

Sandwiches.

Now It’s Sandwiches Causing Global Warming

The misanthropes in charge of pillaging the public and wasting our money would like to take away our sandwiches, too. Well, we know they want us peasants to live on bugs and weeds.

Let’s see what they live on, if our leaders ever do their duty by us and defund the universites.

Defund the colleges, not the police.

‘Rutgers Students Need Group Therapy After Exposure to Someone Else’s Opinion’ (2016)

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Gee, it’s been a while since Rutgers has called me to ask for money. What part of “Never!” don’t they understand?

Rutgers Students Need Group Therapy After Exposure to Someone Else’s Opinion

The only thing we get out of our “higher education” system is lots of useful idiots to vote for evil Democrats.

That’s why we need to shut it down.

Harvard to Revoke Degrees of Trump Supporters?

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This has the air of a trial balloon. Let the stupid students run it up the flagpole, muse Harvard University bigwigs, and if anyone salutes it, we can take ownership!

So unnamed “students” at Harvard are supposedly circulating a petition to revoke the degrees earned, mostly years ago, by senators, Congressmen, and members of President Donald Trump’s administration. Ooh-ooh! Senator Cruz, we’re gonna revoke that Harvard degree you got 30 years ago! That’ll learn you!

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/harvard-students-want-to-revoke-trump-supporters-diplomas

The, um, “petition” says President Trump’s supporters must be punished for “spreading disinformation and mistrust.” Harvard officials have said nothing about it, for or against. They’re waiting to see how it flies.

Here are the facts, kiddies. As collidge students, you don’t deal in facts. But here they are nonetheless.

Fact: The 2020 election featured massive fraud, without which it would have been totally impossible to get Monkey Joe elected. The evidence that this is so is more than abundant.

Fact: The ones spreading lies and scary stories are Democrats and their nooze media sock puppets.

Fact: President Trump sided with the American people against “The Swamp” of corruption in Washington, D.C.–for which our corrupt political class finally destroyed him after spending four whole years trying to overthrow his presidency.

Fact: A college education is not worth the paper it’s printed on anymore.

‘Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don’t’ (2018)

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Not that I’d be caught dead doing this…

Let’s see… If you’re a white person and you do yoga, that’s cultural appropriation and that makes you a Racist. But if you don’t do yoga, then you’re rejecting a Minority Culture and not being Multicultural… and that makes you a Racist.

Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don’t

I will never believe these vipers acquired power over my country without the most massive fraud in all of history.

Now, of course, we can’t cut off funding to the stupid colleges. We waited too long, and now the bad guys are in the driver’s seat.

Gear up for a long dark night of stupid.

‘Where “Diversity” Means Conformity’ (2017)

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Very probably the worst idea ever hatched in America is the idea that everybody has to go to college.

Because that means that virtually everybody winds up conforming with everybody else and in fact you get no diversity at all–and woe unto anyone who dares to think for himself!

Where ‘Diversity’ Means Conformity

Studies have been done that show the astonishing degree of conformity in our colleges. And then think about this–Harvard Looniversity has an annual budget of over $40 billion. Billion? Did you say billion? ‘Fraid so.

If America had any instinct for self-preservation at all, we would cut off the public funding of the universities.

But it looks like self-preservation has been “educated” out of us–big-time.

‘Starve the Beast!’ (2017)

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It’s always okay when college students do it!

For years we had to listen to sack-of-schiff noozies describe riots as “mostly peaceful protests” while an assortment of liberals cheered them on as necessary for Social Justice.

Then you have one little riot against Congress and the whole sky falls in. Have they already forgotten how much they enjoyed and approved of all the riots from 2016 through 2020?

Starve the Beast!

Of all the factors that have turned America into a lawless lunatic preserve, none has played a greaterrole than public education,” especially the bloated, overfunded university system. But we are in the business of creating Far Left stooges.

And now, with a stolen election established as the norm, and the entire apparatus of government controlled by lackeys of Communist China, the education beast will gorge itself on the money that we worked for.

‘Celebrity Grievances: Melissa Perry on “Ontological Blackness”‘ (2016)

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Living proof that colleges should be defunded

We just voted for four solid years of this schiff! At least, that’s what they expect us to believe.

Celebrity Grievances: Melissa Perry on ‘Ontological Blackness’

You should have Melissa Perry’s troubles. When all you can find to complain about is “ontological blackness,” you have no troubles at all… and please shut up.

Thanks so much, colleges and universities, for giving so much evil nonsense a place to be heard.

‘The Ultimate Safe Space’ (2016)

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Where can you go where there’s no one richer, better-looking, smarter, or more talented than you? Where nowhere is heard a discouraging word? Or any word at all, for that matter.

The cemetery is the ultimate safe space!

The Ultimate Safe Space

It’s even better than college, because there’s no pressure to do anything. Well, okay, there are colleges like that, too. They come as close to being a graveyard as you can with the inhabitants still technically alive.

And best of all–even after you’re buried, you can still vote!

‘College Idiocy Du Jour’ (2017)

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They call it education.

If this travesty of an election is allowed to stand, we will see a great deal more of this wicked foolishness in our colleges and universities. They will not get better. They will get worse. Worse even than this.

College Idiocy du Jour

If there ever was an institution fanatically devoted to the destruction of the society that created it, fed it, and made it grow, that institution is “higher education.” But then leftids have turned all our institutions against us, haven’t they?

We want our country back.

‘Now They’re Marching for Hydroponic Cilantro?’ (2017)

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Guaranteed 100% useless

When you run out of serious things to protest, you can protest imaginary things. And when your imagination runs dry–for college students, that takes about three minutes–you can always protest silly things. Like this march for hydroponic cilantro.

Now They’re Marching for… Hydroponic Cilantro?

It’s going to be a real problem, what to do with these morons after they finally stop going to college. Maybe Democrats could start a war, bring back their beloved draft–never mind. With an army full of college students, we’d surely be conquered.