Laugh Break: Missing the Dartboard

Some people take darts very, very seriously. And the best of them wind up in national tournaments, like the women in this video.

See what can happen even to the best of us. We should take that as a parable.

I missed the dartboard once, but not my cousin Chris’s forearm. His fault: he was standing too close to the dartboard. I was so glad he didn’t tell on me.

Vennazaila it Is The best !!

Capitalism vs socialism: lessons from Chile and Venezuela - CapX

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Are Our ‘Health Officials’ Quite All There?

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We’re gonna need the happy puppies for this one.

Let’s see… We’ve got this pandemic, so we can’t have a family picnic to celebrate Grandma’s birthday, we can’t go to church, our kids can’t go to school… Because our expert “health officials” have told us that all such gatherings are “non-essential” and we have to preserve “social distancing” or else COVID-19 will wipe us out…

But now they’re telling us it’s okay to get together for a riot?

Well, yeah: that’s what they’re telling us (https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/06/04/public-health-protests-301534). Only of course they won’t say “riot.” It’s all just “mass protest.”

A quote from just one of these wackos, an epidemiologist at Johns Hopkins, will serve for all:

“In this moment the public health risks of not protesting to demand an end to systemic racism greatly exceed the harms of the virus.” So if thousands of the demonstrators get sick–oh, well, it was worth it. Right?

“Systemic racism?” Yeah. That’s that thing they invented to take the place of real racism after it had mostly passed away. Because “systemic racism” is unconscious, it’s supposedly part of our makeup whether we like it or not, we’re all guilty and never mind a trial, and it’s largely vague and undefined anyway, “systemic racism” is tailor-made for the racial grievance industry, which does not want to lose its job.

These are the “science” wiz kids. We’re supposed to believe them, always, no matter what kind of daft crapola they unload on us.

“Science” is at risk of becoming nothing more than window-dressing for politics–if it hasn’t become that already.

Their “science” is mere politics, and these people have to be utterly defeated if our country is to survive.

Minneapolis to ‘Disband’ Police?

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Well, the crazy bastards look like they’re really going to go ahead and do it: abolish their city’s police department and replace the officers with assorted “experts” (http://www.citypages.com/news/minneapolis-city-council-members-consider-disbanding-the-police/570993291). So the next time someone in Minneapolis runs amok with a machete… call a social worker.

Yes, the Minneapolis City Council, apparently oblivious to the riots tearing apart their city, has actually agreed to get to work on replacing armed police officers with unarmed “experts” and programs “that stop crimes from happening in the first place.” Oh, boy, programs! People commit crimes because they need more programs!

Honk if you’ve heard this before. Anyway, say the city councilors, “the Police Dept. is not reformable.”

They get on their Twitter pages posing in their stupid face masks. And none of them has entertained the question of when and under what circumstances would there be a rather urgent need for the use of force.

This is crazy-nitwit liberal ideology from way back. Libs have spent years calling for the abolition of police. In January of this year, Seattle Democrat politicians called for the abolition of police. In 2018 “Chelsea” Manning ran for the U.S. Senate on a platform of abolishing prisons and police. In 2014, in the New York City Thanksgiving Day parade, marchers carried signs calling for the abolition of police. So this is something that liberals have been dreaming about for years; and now, they think, it’s time for them to make it happen.

No one mentioned that bad cops are energetically defended and kept on the job by the public employees’ union representing the police. Getting rid of the union would solve a lot of problems: but don’t hold your breath waiting for anyone in Minneapolis even to suggest that.

All of these urban hell-holes are governed and fed upon by Democrats. In most of them there has been no meaningful Republican presence for years.

And now, having turned their cities into schiff, they want a crack at governing the country.

Any vote for any Democrat is a vote against America.

‘Bio Prof Says You Must Be a Biggit If You Think There Are Only Two Sexes’

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Biggited stoopid chromosomes

When did the university turn into the place where you went to “learn” things that are flatly and undeniably untrue? When did the liberal arts turn into Nothing Studies?

Bio Prof Says You Must Be a Biggit If You Think There Are Only Two Sexes

Behold, the woman is a fool–and a tenured fool, at that.

But what I’d really like to know is why–if she isn’t just plain crazy–she insists there are a whole bunch of genders instead of only two. What does she get out of it? Then again, what is our whole Western civilization getting out of the transgender delusion?

And why do we keep on pouring money into colleges–when we should be shutting them down, not building them up.

‘He Hideth My Soul’

You can’t go wrong with a hymn by Fanny Crosby, and she wrote eight or nine thousand of them–including this one, He Hideth My Soul. Performed by Nathan and Lyle, with family and friends, in Denton County, Texas.

Cats with a Ticket to Ride

Radio-controlled toy cars have been a boon to cats. Their feet can’t reach the pedals in a human car. This is why cats don’t drive.

I wish I’d had these for my cats when they were kittens.

Back to Work, at Last

I haven’t seen this animal in Obann yet–Doedecurus, a giant South American armadillo with a tail club. But I suspect it’s only a matter of time before one or more of them turns up.

Finally! I sat outside and wrote a scene in my new book–which has only just started, and only God knows where the story’s going to take me. Indeed, after I post this, I think I’ll go back and write some more.

Hot tip heard on the radio this morning:

Want to keep your face mask/badge of submission disinfected? Nothing could be easier. Just leave it in your car (I’ve hung mine from the rearview mirror) and let the intense heat that builds up in there kill the germs. Be sure to shut your windows.

And now, back to Obann City for Lord Chutt’s treason trial.

Another Hell Day

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The computer went on strike again this morning. Why? Because that’s what computers do! And we’ve made our whole civilization totally dependent on them.

Then we tried to go to Wegman’s to pick up some foods we haven’t had for three months, thanks to Lockdown, shortages, etc. Eating the same few things for all this time: it was starting to pall on us.

Just as we were almost there I remembered I hadn’t brought my Badge of Submission, they won’t let you in the store without it. Go back home and get it. Start for the store again. Patty says she doesn’t think she’d better go, after all–too much pollen in the air today. That must be why we were both coughing like crazy. Back home. Set out for Wegman’s for the third time this morning. This has begun to resemble a Twilight Zone episode. “I will go there and get those items if it’s the last thing I do!” I growl.

Meanwhile, Patty has cajoled Mr. Computer into working. It will now require several extra steps. Every time anything changes, with these machines, it’s extra steps for the hapless user.

Why, look at that! It’s already gone past 12:30! And I am way, way, way behind. Great heaping pile of stuff I’m supposed to do. Ha, ha.

To those of you who are still waiting for me to do this or that, please bear with me, I’m trying to keep my head from exploding.

A Promise: I Will Not Kneel

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Now the new thing is for white people to kneel to black people  (“protesters”) and beg forgiveness for being white (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3851864/posts).

Count me out. I won’t do it. That’s a hill to die on.

Other crowds of submissive white people have gathered together to wag their hands in the air and swear lugubriously that they’ll be good from now on, honest, they’ll educate themselves about Systemic Racism blah-blah-blah.

This is positively shameful.

Oh! And you can’t say “All lives matter.” Apparently only Black lives matter. To believe anything else makes you a racist.

Again, count me out.

I have to hand it to Far Left Crazy–they’ve really outdone themselves this time. They’ve got all the normal people heading for the hills. From now on, I guess, whoever can stir up the biggest riot gets to run the country. What a treat that’ll be, to live in!

Decent people need to stand up against this and smash it, break it, utterly defeat it.

Either we win this war with the Left, or America dies.