‘New York Times Stunts Insects’ Growth’ (2015)

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Here’s a startling fact that’s been known to science since at least 1977, and no one’s ever acted on it:

Insects raised in cages lined with copies of The New York Times don’t grow normally, and die before reaching maturity.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/01/08/new-york-times-stunts-insects-growth/

Why is that not surprising? Look what The New York Times does to human brains. What chance has a grasshopper?

Nooze Media Chicanery: MSNBC Calls Election–Before the Vote

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“We don’t need no stinkin’ election!”

Well, here we go with the “news” media trying to be players affecting the outcome of the election–in this case, MSNBC “reporting” the result of the Florida gubernatorial election… the night before Election Day (https://deadline.com/2018/11/msnbc-graphic-mistake-florida-governor-race-1202496555/).

The fake news giant reported that the Democrat won the election “with 99% of the vote counted”–when, of course, the polls had yet to open and none of the vote had yet been counted. The lame excuse was “our system had inadvertently populated some test numbers.” Aren’t you glad they cleared that up? Like it could happen to anyone.

In that the media repeatedly and purposely emit falsehoods in a blatant attempt to deceive the voters and swing the election to their Democrat masters, President Trump does not exaggerate in calling the media an enemy of the people.

They’re certainly not our friends.

‘This Just In (Some Very Hot News Flashes)’ (2015)

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This little blog scooped all the Big Media on these red-hot news stories, three years ago. In fact, the Big Media have yet to catch up.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/04/01/this-just-in-some-very-hot-news-flashes/

How distressing it is to think we had John Kerry as our secretary of state, and almost had him as our president.

Do You Believe This S***?

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What? You don’t like George Soros? Government better keep an eye on you!

We are now asked, by our so-called nooze media, to believe that it’s President Donald Trump’s fault that pipe bombs have been sent to several prominent Democrat gasbags, to CNN headquarters (your source for the fakest fake news), and to Hollywood fathead Robert DeNiro (https://apnews.com/e0ce67492cd843659d09b56c93cfeb35). Seems his cwazy whetowic incites cwazy conservatives to act out.

Sorry, but I don’t believe this for a minute. Reasons:

1) You can’t even count the times liberals have been caught sending hate mail to themselves, vandalizing their own property, and trying to get non-liberals blamed for it (’cause everyone’s a **fascist** who’s not them). In light of that, I ask for proof that the Democrats didn’t provide these bombs themselves. Not one of them exploded.

2) Democrats have already, and often, called for and also committed acts of violence and intimidation against Republicans. Hundreds of them. That no one has been killed so far is not for lack of trying. There’s more to it than just screaming at Republicans and chasing them out of restaurants. Shooting up a baseball practice, for instance: a Democrat did that.

Not one Democrat in Congress has condemned any of this behavior.

3) Democrats may be starting to fear that their own crazed behavior may permanently brand them as the mob rule party, and sort of put off voters. So they have to quickly show Republicans getting up to the same sort of hooliganism–which, in light of history, is preposterous.

In all likelihood, this bunch of non-exploding bombs is a big fat put-up job, unworthy of belief–anyone’s belief. Given their rap sheet of the past two years, it ought to be up to Democrats to prove they didn’t do this.

Kavanagh Throwed A Ice Cube!

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Brett Kavanagh cannot “under any circumstances” be confirmed as a Supreme Court justice: because, according to a crack investigative reporter for The New York Times who has won awards for investigating cracks, Kavangh in 1982 threw a piece of ice at someone.

“It it true and I has proof!” writes investigative journalist Rodney Fungus. “I has got the very ice cube he throwed at a guy in 1982 and there is the picture of it if you don’t believe me but it really is proof and I should ought to get one of them Pulitzer Prizes for it!”

Fungus says he has not yet tracked down where the incident took place, or when, although he’s pretty sure it must have been 1982 “because Jimmy Carter he was president that year and I remember seeing him on TV,” nor has he yet interviewed any witnesses. “I don’t need to do none of that stuff,” he adds. “A woman told me about this disgraceful incident so it must be true.”

They Still Think You’re Stupid

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She’s baaaaack…

I went to the eye doctor yesterday, where I was subjected to television. That meant an endless stream of promotional spots for the “reboot” of Murphy Brown, the show whose heyday was 1988-1998, starring Candice Bergen as the hardboiled crusading… “journalist.” She’s back for the reboot.

Hmmm… TV news ratings suck lately, and public esteem for “journalists” is at an assiduously-earned all-time low. Because all they do is bash Trump and we don’t believe them anymore. So why bring back Murphy Brown?

Because they think we’ll fall in love with her again and then go back to loving, respecting, admiring, and believing the fake nooze merchants who clutter up our airwaves. Love Murphy, love them. Dude! Would Murphy Brown ever lie to you?

The most off-putting feature of the promo spots was a parade of middle-aged adults dancing around like teenagers. I am sure they were supposed to be cool. Trendy. If I ever thought anyone ever saw me as trying to be trendy, I would be unbearably ashamed of myself. There is something grotesque about fiftyish folks trying to pass for fifteen. The message, I think, is that if you watch the new Murphy Brown, and rediscover your high esteem for her real-life colleagues in the nooze business, everyone will think you’re cool.

Feh!

Our nooze media have degenerated to being nothing more or less than minions of the Far Left Crazy Democrat Party. They do not deserve our respect.

 

Our Free & Independent Press… Caught Again

These guys in the nooze media are getting as slippery as climate scientists. And then they wonder why we don’t believe them anymore.

Observe the noozie trying to make headway against an overpowering wind. Now observe the people in the background, who aren’t affected by the wind at all.

But wait! There may be a rational explanation! Either the noozie is phenomenally weak, or the people in the background are superheroes with superhuman strength. Take your pick.

‘Most Disgusting Performance by a News Toady’ (2015)

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Noozies have been shamelessly sucking up to Democrat big shots for quite a long time. They have also been spinning, warping, folding, spindling, and mutilating the news for a long time, too.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/02/10/most-disgusting-performance-by-a-news-toady/

I think what they mean by “fair and balanced” is that they are equally intense in their adoration of B. Obama and their hatred of Donald Trump.

‘America’s Nooze Media: The Dog that Didn’t Bark’ (2014)

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Remember this cute little project attempted by the Obama regime? They were going to install government “monitors” in every newsroom and editorial office… and our free and independent press uttered not a peep of protest. It only got stopped because an FCC commissioner spilled the beans and there was an uproar in Congress.

https://leeduigon.com/2014/02/22/americas-nooze-media-the-dog-that-didnt-bark/

Meanwhile, the very same free and independent press that was prepared to allow government goons to run their newsrooms, without even a whimper of protest, plans tomorrow to launch a “coordinated editorial attack” on President Donald Trump… for calling them names.

The hypocrisy’s so thick, you could cut it with a knife.

Newspaper Calls for ‘Coordinated Attack’ on Trump

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“Objective news reporting,” according to our media

The Boston Globe–how many people still read it?–has called for a coordinated attack on the president of the United States by all of America’s newspapers (https://www.yahoo.com/news/newspaper-calls-war-words-against-193505874.html).

I thought they were already doing that.

They say they’ve got 70, er, newspapers already lined up for an editorial jihad on August 16. They’re mad because President Trump has called out the media for printing fake news. What–y’mean they don’t?

I’ve never in my life seen the nooze media wage war on anyone like they have on this president. They never rest. And it’s not just the papers; it’s all the talking heads on TV, plus Hollywood, plus our collidges and looniversities–it’s all anti-Trump, 24/7/365.

What do you suppose would have happened if even one conservative news source–presuming you could find one–had called for a coordinated editorial attack on President *Batteries Not Included? Racist, racist! Biggit! Hater! Nazi! And so on.

While normal people went peacefully about their business, leftists took control of many of our country’s institutions–the nooze media, “entertainment,” “education,” banks and other business corporations, and even our professional sports leagues. They were going to ram Hillary down our throats so she could finish the “fundamental transformation” that Obama started. They were going to wind up as the absolute rulers of Venezuela North.

They thought they had it in the bag. They were so close to their objective, they could taste it.

And then those pesky American voters snatched it away from them.

They can’t live with that, and they don’t intend to. They’ll overturn that election no matter what it costs.

And that’s why we don’t love them anymore.