Tag: King COVID rules

‘100 Bucks If You Let Us Jab You!’

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I heard a troubling thing on the car radio the other day:

“We’ll give you $100 if you come in and get your vaccination!”

You know–don’t you?–that ordinary flu is much more likely to kill you than COVID is. But do they try to make you take a flu shot? Do they threaten you with second-class citizenship if you don’t? Do highly-paid, albeit asinine, TV noozies come onto the air prattling about how “anti-vaxxers” shouldn’t be allowed to buy groceries, or earn a living?

And who would ever offer you $100 to get a flu shot?

This is all crazy behavior that I’ve never seen before, and I don’t like seeing it now. Have the tyrants found, in COVID, the magic rod that’ll make everybody in the world obey them?

I mean, whose $100 is it, or was it, that they propose to give away? By what authority do they do this? A little while ago they were offering donuts to any so-called adult who could prove he’d had a COVID shot. I guess some people will do anything for a free donut.

Why are we doing all these things that we’ve never done before? Why did we have to shut down the whole country for a disease whose survival rate is better than 99%? Why, all of a sudden, are “mandates” raining down on us like burning hailstones?

All this stuff demands an explanation. And so far we’re not getting one.

Australia: The Most Unkindest Cut of All

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Six o’ these ought to have you singin’ Melancholy Baby, mate…

So now, in addition to keeping you locked up in  your home unless the government gives you permission to go out, the government of New South Wales has decided to limit your alcohol  consumption (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/09/australia-confiscates-alcohol-limits-residents-lockdown-six-beers-pre-mixed-drinks-one-bottle-wine/).

Your daily ration allowed will be six beers (big bottles? little bottles? doesn’t say) or mixed drinks, or one bottle (size not given) of wine.

I dunno… Six beers a day would mess me up pretty good. I guess some people have to get loaded or being under house arrest will drive them crazy. But I’m not Australian.

Six of those big cans of Foster’s–you could wash your car with that.

You’d think the government would want people so plastered that they couldn’t get up from the floor–makes ’em easier to control.

We are in a dark age, folks. And that’s just where our “leaders” want us.

The Masks Are Back (*sigh)

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I happened to be outside when St. Francis School, across the street, dismissed its pupils for the day.

All the kids were wearing masks. The masks are back.

This is not normal life, to wear a mask all day. I have just read a teacher lamenting that he never sees his students’ faces anymore. Seeing each others’ faces is an important part of natural human communication. Our “leaders” have mandated it out of our lives.

King COVID rules, and his henchmen demand–and mostly get–extraordinary power over our lives. And there’s no indication of how long this will go on, how long we’re expected to put up with it. You never run out of germs, you know. And now we never run out of mandates.

Hyper-humanism declares that there’s nothing government cannot do, if we give it enough power and great dripping chunks of our money. Once the new system’s up and running, no one will get sick. Although if they do, it can only be because someone, somewhere, disobeyed a mandate. Can’t have that, can we? More power, more power! And eventually we grow the government to the point where nothing bad can never happen anymore.

This is madness. This is heathen madness.

Yes, He Really Said ‘Screw Your Freedom’

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Former movie star, and once the most pathetic jelly-spined governor California ever had, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has weighed in on the COVID mask controversy.

“Screw your freedom,” he explained. “You’re a schmuck,” sez Arnold–his word, not mine–if you don’t wear a mask. Because, he babbles, “The science is unanimous.”

Gee, where have we heard that before? Oh, I know! It’s what leftids always say when they want to force us to do something we don’t want to do. It’s Science! And Science is never, ever wrong.

Not only that–it’s unanimous science. Not a single scientist anywhere has a discouraging word to say about doing us all up in face masks. And you thought there was no such thing as “unanimous science”! You must be a racist.

Well, now we have it straight from the horse’s… er… mouth. Or does it actually come from the horse’s other end?

How Do We Get Our Freedom Back?

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I spy with my little eye…

As we speak, the people of Sydney, Australia, have been slapped by their government with another lockdown–this one enforced by some 300 military helicopters spying overhead and ground troops going door to door to make sure no one’s going outside except for a very few specific purposes permitted by the government (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-58021718). And not too long ago, their chief health commissar–oops, sorry, I mean “official”–said people would have to stop talking to each other until she says otherwise–’cause talking spreads germs.

Here in America, the talk is all lockdowns, masks, forced vaccinations, vaccine passports (“Show us your papers. comrade!”)  mandate this and mandate that…

The question that must be asked is, After all this abuse, how do we get our freedom back? And when?

What if the COVID germ, like, doesn’t go away? Does that mean the restrictions never go away? Does that mean we never get our freedom back?

Is anyone in Congress asking this? Or are most of them just so turned on by the thought of all that power over all those people that they can’t see straight?

They should be made to tell us when the restrictions will be lifted, and when we can go back to being a free country.

New York City already has “vaccine passports.” No going anywhere or doing anything unless you can prove you’ve been shot up with an experimental drug. It’s East Berlin, circa 1961. I wonder if Mayor DeBlasio has time to start building a wall to keep people in.

We are heading toward a time when the consent of the governed will have to be withdrawn from our government. And that will be just the beginning of sorrows.

The Weding ‘Of’ The Centchurie!!!!

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The Great Measles Scare of 2019

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Hey! Does anyone remember the Great Measles Scare of… 2019! That’s right–just a single year before the total COVID freak-out.

In California, UCLA and Cal State LA both required quarantine for students who couldn’t prove they’d been vaccinated for measles. One UCLA student came down with measles. One. But the state of California panicked (https://leeduigon.com/2019/04/26/the-measles-panic/)

Over in New York City, judges imposed a “mandatory” measles vaccine. Several communities refused to obey. Mayor “DeBlasio” (real name: Warren Wilhelm) threatened to close down synagogues–permanently!–unless he got his way. But nothing came of that.

Nationwide, in a population of over 300 million, there were 555 (!) cases of measles.

Because measles has long been a common childhood disease that few people had any reason to take seriously, governments largely failed to whip up a measles panic. They had to wait for King COVID to come along: then they could seize the power that they wanted. It worked because COVID is new and people were deathly afraid of it.

And that was the last we heard of the measles epidemic.

Meanwhile, we have never been told why we have to treat COVID as the most fearsome disease ever encountered, fully justifying the shut-down of whole national economies and all sorts of draconian restrictions laid upon us to fight it.

We are still waiting for that explanation. But then we aren’t quite sure where COVID came from and how it got loose, are we?

Australia ‘Health’ Honcho: ‘No Talking!’

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You there–quiet! No talking in line! No talking at home! Shut up!

(Thanks to Phoebe for the nooze tip)

We have every right to be sick and tired of lockdowns in America; but by comparison to what they’re doing in Australia, we ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Australia is pursuing the goal of “zero COVID,” which may well be impossible. They lift their lockdowns and then slam them back down if anyone gets sick.

And now they want people to… stop talking! (https://www.theblaze.com/news/australian-health-officer-do-not-talk-to-each-other) ‘Cause talking, of course, might spread COVID germs.

Sez Kerry Chant, chief health officer for New South Wales, “Now is the time for minimizing your interactions with others.” No talking! You there–did I catch you talking? Did I catch you interacting with whatsisname in the red baseball cap? DAMN YOU, I SAID “SILENCE!!!”

They’re going to destroy our lives in order to save them. Does anybody really want to live this way? Like, you can go on living as long as you stop doing all those things that constitute living.

You can be sure Ms. Chant is having the time of her life, though. Count on it. Crushin’ the plebs–it doesn’t get any better than that.

Door to Door… for Vaccination?

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Unspecified “volunteers” will be “literally knocking on doors” to get people vaccinated for King COVID, according to the man who claims to be our president (https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2021-07-06/biden-federal-covid-19-vaccination-effort-will-go-door-to-door-to-get-people-shots).

Who are these people who’ll be knocking on our doors? We don’t know, do we? Someone “from the government”? Criminals looking for likely houses to rob? Left-wing fanatics who’ll harass us? Assorted “volunteers” from “community groups” we never heard of?

The potential for abuse is toweringly high.

And there will be doors that you’d be well-advised to leave alone, if you knew who’d answer your knock.

Why are we treating this as the most deadly and scariest disease in history, fully justifying all kinds of draconian measures? I mean, gee, we practically shut down our economy last year! Both the government and the nooze media did their level best to scare the schiff out of us.

What is the explanation for this, and why have we never heard it?

But going door to door… this might be the worst idea they’ve had yet.

Hooray, We’re Not Confused Anymore!

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Remember Dr. Doolittle, and the Pushmi-Pullyu–that two-headed animal that always tried to go north and south at the same time?

Well, we thought that was impossible, didn’t we? But someone at the Make a Wish Foundation must’ve made a big, tall, wish–because the Pushmi-Pullyu has had a son, and Make a Wish has got him!

The creature’s name is Yadoo-Yadont, named for Make a Wish’s policy of granting and not granting wishes to terminally ill children who have not been vaccinated for COVID 19. You do have to be vaccinated to receive a wish, but also you don’t! You do have a choice, but you don’t! What could be clearer than that?

Now we understand their position perfectly: you do and you don’t. Yadoo-Yadont, the son of Pushmi-Pullyu. Mind you, someone’s gonna get a Nobel Prize for this. I nominate whoever thought of this and didn’t think of it at the same time.