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The 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate

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A few days ago, on the radio, Mark Simone and Michael Goodwin said something that I’m still thinking about. They agreed that none of the 25 bozos currently vying for the Democrat presidential nomination was going to wind up as the nominee. Quite simply, because they’re all too far-out to be elected president.

But if not one of them, then who? Simone and Goodwin had to admit they were stumped, had no idea. And I was stumped, too.

Until now. ‘Cause now I know just who it’s gotta be.

Dracula.

The Dems should run Count Dracula for president.

And here are the irrefutable reasons why. 1. He lives by sucking other people’s blood–just like the government. 2. He’s here illegally, and Democrats love that. 3. Whenever you try to pin him down, he turns into a green mist, or a bat, and gets away. Only Bill Clinton ever did it better. 4. He has absolutely no use for our Constitution or anybody else’s.

Can you imagine his State of the Union messages?

Booker: Ban Trump Rallies

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He’s Spartacus.

Is it really possible you can be elected president just by screaming “Racism!” a thousand times a day?

Well, Russian Collusion fell flat on its face, so Democrats have moved on to Plan B–Everything is Racist.

One of 25 idiots seeking the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, Corey “I’m Spartacus” Booker–who last week was bragging about his manly urge to physically assault the president–now wants President Donald Trump to cancel his rallies–because, of course, people who aren’t liberals getting together to cheer their candidate are “a breeding ground for racism and bigotry that inspire attacks like the one in El Paso” (https://www.nj.com/politics/2019/08/trump-rallies-a-breeding-ground-for-racism-and-bigotry-booker-campaign-says.html).

Whew! We’re not only Racists, for failing to vote Democrat. We’re also to blame for some nut popping his cork and embarking on a murder spree.

I wonder how many people would come to a Corey Booker rally.

[Note: This was some of the nooze I just couldn’t bring myself to report yesterday. I can hardly wait for it to be Tanystropheus time again.]

So You’re a Racist…

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The mask is off the Democrats, all right. Dig this quote from former Clinton press secretary Joe Lockhart.

“Anyone who supports a racist or a racist strategy is a racist themselves. 2020 is a moment of reckoning for America. Vote for @realDonaldTrump and you are a racist.” (https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2019/08/04/democrats-offer-salvationwith-strings-attached-n2551138)

The good news is, you can cleanse yourself of the sin of racism by voting for some freak of a Democrat. That will instantaneously make you not a racist.

I don’t think the word “racist” means much anymore.

It’s just a particular noise made by liberals who have nothing else to offer.

P.S.–They hate you. And they hate your country.

Who Do These People Think They Are?

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To paraphrase Vince Lombardi, and come up with a likely Democrat campaign slogan for 2020, “Race isn’t the most important thing. It’s the only thing!”

Oh, I’m tired of it!

So now it’s presidential wannabe Kirsten Gillibrand, a U.S. Senator from New York, diving headfirst into the racial grievance derby–but get this! She can “talk to those white women who voted for Trump” and win them over for the self-hatred party. She can “explain” to them what their “white privilege” really is! (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gillibrand-says-she-can-explain-white-privilege-to-e2-80-98white-women-in-the-suburbs-e2-80-99-who-voted-for-trump/ar-AAF9QtS) That ought to net millions of votes right there.

Do these jerks even know what a president is, or what a president does?

At the flea circus that was last night’s second-round Democrat B.S. session, Gillibrand described America as a racist hell-hole where all black people are at any moment apt to be arrested or shot by police. But not to worry! She’ll simply explain to white people how bad they are and how they ought to apologize for existing, and we’ll wind up with a kind of paradise.

Who do those people think they are? And what a shame it is, that anybody ever listens to them!

It would do much less damage to the country if Dems just held a lottery to pick their candidate.

Don’t even think about voting for any Democrat, anywhere, ever again.

Poor Beto!

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The latest Beto rally

I hope the Democrats will be giving out participation trophies and “Good Job!” refrigerator magnets to the crowd of nimrods seeking their 2020 presidential nomination.

Francis O’Rourke, alias “Beto,” has racked up a cool 0 %–that’s Zero Percent–in a St. Anselm College poll (https://dailycaller.com/2019/07/16/beto-zero-percent-fundraising/). His fund-raising is also way down, but the St. Anselm poll is important because it’s in New Hampshire and that’s where the Democrat primary begins.

Zip, zero, nada–it’s as close to jolly unanimous as it’s possible to be. And this on the heels of him giving a positively endearing speech on what a no-good stinkin’ lousy country America is, built entirely on slavery and Jim Crow… two institutions which his political party energetically defended. I mean, you’d think that’d have voters swarming onto his bandwagon. “Right, dig it, America sucks!”

(The president’s right. If they hate it so much, they should leave. Prominent liberal jidrools are always threatening to do that, but of course they’re all still here. Libs just never tell the truth.)

At this point we wonder if Beto’s own mother has any plans to vote for him.

She’s the one with the fake nose and glasses.

A Referendum on the Bill of Rights?

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Moving up in the polls!

An obscure candidate for the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, children’s book publisher Kay Lastima, wants to hold a binding national referendum on the Bill of Rights. Ms. Lastima is so far back in the pack, she leads only New York Mayor “Bill DeBlasio” (not his real name) in the race for the nomination.

But her call for a referendum on the Bill of Rights already has most of the other candidates leaping aboard the bandwagon.

“Let’s face it!” she told CNN last night. “Some of those old, outmoded provisions in the Bill of Rights need to be voted off the island! One thing I’ve learned in my business–either you keep up with the times, or the times will keep up with you!”

Ms. Lastima’s publishing company, Fat-Head Books, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy earlier this year after its most ambitious book, Babies Like Getting Aborted, failed to sell a single copy. She currently lives with her mother at the Tie-Dee-Bole Adult Community in Earwig Cove, Florida.

“Look how they’re all following my lead already!” she said. “Bernie, Beto, Liz, Kamala, Spartacus, and even boring old Uncle Joe–they all agree with me that the whole Bill of Rights should be scrapped and then replaced with something better. But I’m the only one who already has the Southern Poverty Law Center drawing up replacement rights! Who needs a right to free speech, when you’ve got a right to free cable TV? Who needs a right to bear arms, when you’ve got a right to a free college degree in Gender Studies? Out with the old, in with the new!”

Appearing on CNN last night, Ms. Lastima wore a “Your Country Sucks!” T-shirt and an Annunaki hat made from half a volleyball.

Taxpayer-Funded Abortions for… Men?

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If this is the best we can do by way of presidential candidates, we might as well shift over to a lottery to decide who holds public office.

In one of this week’s Democrat gabfasts, one Julian Castro, who was actually in the fatzing government, as President *Batteries Not Included’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, told the nation he’s all for “reproductive justice” which would include taxpayer-funded abortions for men. All right, what he said was “trans women.” But “trans women” are men. They are not women, no matter what certain wicked and/or deluded schmendricks claim.

He’s so pumped up for abortions, he wants to give them to men.

There’s no injustice like Social Justice!

Should there at least be some kind of sanity test you have to pass before you get to run for president? Or would that just narrow the field too drastically?

My Newswithviews Column, June 27 (‘Reparations for All’)

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She wants your paycheck

Democrats want to suck more money out of your paycheck–but only if you’re “white,” and thus responsible for every problem in the world, and deserving of no consideration whatsoever–and dole it out to their favorite voting bloc, African-Americans… minus the thick chunks of it that are bound to stick to their fingers.

Reparations For All

Well, my Newswithviews column got past whoever’s been sabotaging Chalcedon. Our website is still down this morning. Please pray for us, everybody. And feel free to wonder who’s next. They want all Christian and conservative voices shut down before the 2020 election.

Meanwhile, if there is any more outrageously unjust scheme than “reparations,” other than slavery itself, I don’t know what that could be.

Am I Going Crazy?

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Urging little kids to “change their gender.” Fake news galore. FBI and CIA taking it upon themselves to bring down the president. Sex robots. And every aberration you can think of–all of it boiling out of the cauldron of the daily news.

Why do I even report it? Mostly, I think, because I believe we need to know what we’re up against. So that in next year’s presidential election, nobody decides to sit it out, waiting for The Righteous Candidate who doesn’t exist, or to throw away his or her vote on some quixotic third-party candidate who might as well be Mickey Mouse, for all the chance he has of winning. Either way, you help the Democrats. And the Democrats and their alleged ideas are the fountainhead of all this looniness–them and our so-called “education” system.

I’ve just written up the most concise report I could on the complicated shambles that is NXIVM–sex cult, money launderers, and all-around criminals with connections to the tippety-top of our country’s ruling class. Having been sick in bed all day yesterday, that job took a lot out of me.

Is it possible for the whole country to collapse–brought down by unbridled corruption, an amoral pursuit of wealth and power, and “ideas” that no one but an idiot or a lunatic would listen to for twenty seconds? (Example: the Green New Deal. Try that on for off-the-wall crazy.) I mean, why is anybody even listening to that whole transgender thing?

I’m a student of political science and history. Which is why I don’t believe a nation can be founded on sheer folly. Throughout history, whenever this has been tried, it has resulted in the destruction of that nation. Delusion makes for very poor public policy.

But the mess, the incoherence, is so massive! You wind up thinking, “This can’t be real, it’s gotta be me, I’m imagining it…” If only that were so.

Pray hard. It may be God will hear us.

Now You See ’em, Now You Don’t

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Don’t look now, but has Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez already stopped happening?

Just weeks ago, she was in the nooze a dozen times a day: you couldn’t miss her if you tried to. It would’ve been an impressive trick just to avoid her for a single day.

The shelf life of a Democrat rock star can be unexpectedly short.

“Mother” Sheehan–remember her?–was a media idol , on the air all the time… until she nipped at Rahm Emmanuel’s ankle when he was the Clinton chief of staff. And then she disappeared. Just like a puff of smoke in the wind.

David Hogg, the foul-mouthed teenage mahdi of the gun-grab crowd, cursed out the “old” Democrat establishment just once too often. He’s gone, too.

Why should they have wanted weird Alexandria to disappear? Well, she bit Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senator Dianne Feinstein, and her Green New Deal–released before they could camoflage the wretched thing–grossly embarrassed the party, turned into a laughing-stock: and trust me, The Smartest People In The World don’t like it when the peasants laugh at them.

Probably the last thing the Mask of Sanity Democrats want is for kooks like Ocasio-Cortez to be dropping clangers all over the 2020 presidential campaign (as if Joe Biden needed any help with that!). They’ll recruit someone to run against her, and fund that person lavishly. Meanwhile, she has been amputated from the nooze.

I have come to believe that the heads of America’s nooze media literally get their marching orders from Democrat Party commissars. That’s why you can tune in half a dozen different nooze shows and hear the noozies all saying the same thing at the same time. Remember when suddenly they were all talking so solemnly about “gravitas”? Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong.

The Democrats raise these people up and just as abruptly cast them down when they get out of line. There is more than a superficial resemblance to the old Soviet Union.

Every decent person who is not crazy has a duty to help stop them in 2020.