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Next on Worry List: NYC Sinking into Oblivion

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NYC is sinking under the weight of its buildings: geologists

As if things weren’t already bad enough, now some geologists warn us that New York City is slowly sinking into the earth at a rate of 1 or 2 millimeters per year (https://nypost.com/2023/05/17/nyc-is-sinking-under-the-weight-of-its-buildings-geologists/). Don’t sign any long-term leases.

Let’s see… hmm… Experts say New York’s buildings, over a million of ’em, weigh some 1.7 trillion pounds and that’s why they’re sinking. Some 8.4 million people will be increasingly at risk from flooding, hurricanes, and giant monsters stirred up by muclear tests. Yeah–they couldn’t tell the story without bringing in the whole Climate Change book of verses. It’s your fault, people! Trying to live like your betters–no way! Quick, confiscate the gas stoves and the air conditioners!

See? They can never just report a scientific finding. They’ve always got to add a lot of BS bells and whistles which makes the whole thing sound like ca-ca. Then they throw a tantrum ’cause we don’t believe them.

‘Why I Don’t Believe in Global Warming’ (2014)

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(Update: Our Christmas weekend weather forecast calls for intense cold like you wouldn’t believe. 99% of scientists believe it’s caused by Democrats not having more of your money.)

Remember when they used to call it “Global Warming,” but had to re-label it as “Climate Change” because sometimes it got colder and their “scientific” predictions didn’t come true?

In this post from eight years ago, you’ll meet some Climbit Poobah die-hards who will never give up on “99% of all scientists” etc., etc. Every lie in the book, they fervently believe.

Why I Don’t Believe in Global Warming

You hardly ever hear “Global Warming” anymore; “Climate Change” has replaced it as the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

I think of the fools in the Roman Senate who hailed Caligula as a god…

‘Curses, Foiled Again! No Sea Level Rise for New York, Washington D.C.’ (2016)

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All those dramatic predictions! All that rending of garments and gnashing of teeth! Sea levels gonna rise, rise, rise! And New York and Washington will wind up underwater. The new Atlantis!

Curses, Foiled Again! No Sea Level Rise for New York, Washington D.C.

Imagine their dismay when the sea levels there actually went down a bit.

None of this has ever been anything but a grab for power and wealth at the general population’s expense. “Give us all yo’ money! Give us all the power! Only then can we save you from Climbit Chains!” (“Don’t you wretched peasants listen to the Settled Science???”)

One wonders just how sad the rest of America would be if New York and Washington went under water.

Are the Big Shots Stupid, Too?

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Our world leaders think we’re stupid. That’s what entitles them to abuse us. But are they as stupid as they think we are?

You bet your topknot they are.

To sell its  Climbit Chainge scam, the United Nations Corrupt Dictators Club has produced a video in which a computer-generated dinosaur lectures the General Assembly that “going extinct is a bad thing.”

And it’s all our fault, see, because we burn fossil fuels! Boo! Hiss! Why, everybody knows we have a moral obligation to adopt a 12th-century standard of living! While all our leaders zoom around on private jets, live in colossal mansions that use more electricity in a day than a whole town uses in a week, and plot to reduce our numbers by any means necessary, leaving just enough of us to be their slaves–

I want to scream sometimes.

So they’re gonna sell this deal to us with the aid of a computer-generated dinosaur. Maybe they’ll bring back Barney the Dinosaur to sell it to the kids.

Climate Change! COVID! Systemic racism! Shudder, cringe–only government can save us! By creating fear and panic and then promising to save us.

Just for the record, there is no man-made “climate change.”

Well, I guess there’s something to be said for an imaginary dinosaur to be discussing an imaginary crisis.

 

‘Creeping Twaddle’ (2018)

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Ah, the Feminist Golden Age! Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Science could prove it once upon a time existed?

Creeping Twaddle

Figurines just like the one in the picture above have been found in prehistoric sites all over Southern Europe and the Near East. They have never been found along with writing. That means there’s precious little we can know about them or the people that made them.

That doesn’t stop certain “scientists” from rushing way out on a limb, reconstructing a lost world of “egalitarian agricultural” people ruled over by fat women. Sorry, that’s not science–unless that’s what science has degenerated into, these days. It’s only PC wishful thinking.

 

“‘Climate Change’ Con Artists Caught Again’ (2015)

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Some people don’t understand why so many of us share such a deep distrust of government.

It’s because the government has this really bad habit of lying to us. About everything. About “climate change,” for instance.

‘Climate Change’ Con Artists Caught Again

They’re still trying to put that whopper across–although now most of their eggs are in the COVID basket. The idea is to terrify people into submission. The goal is to control us. To own us, as it were.

This is why so many of us have so much trouble accepting anything help out to us by hypocrites and liars.

Fake data, made up to serve a political objective–and they want to stick a needle into everybody in the world.

Now They Want to Take Your Cats and Dogs (2017)

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It was only four years ago that, um, “scientists” at UCLA wanted to take away your cats and dogs Because Global Warming.

New Global Warming Threat! Your Pet

Well, nothing has come of that–yet!–but it does serve to illustrate the limitless vistas of tyranny that dance round and round in leftists’ heads like visions of sugar plums. They eat other people’s freedom. They lust for it.

See, dogs and cats eat meat [shocked gasps from the peanut gallery]. So you gotta have only vegan pets. I have nothing against herbivorous animals, but I can’t see a cow or a sheep thriving in my apartment

Liberals are a menace to human life and sanity.

We really do need to find a way to get them out of our government and our other institutions.

‘Science Ethics Crumbling, Investigators Say’ (2018)

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The push to “prove” Man-Made Climbit Change, regardless of whether it was true, did so much to corrupt Science; and now COVID panic is finishing the job. But look how far down the road they’d already gone, three years ago.

Science Ethics Crumbling, Investigators Say

What a stainless reputation Science had in the late 50s and throughout the 60s! You couldn’t sell tees to a golfer unless you wore a lab coat.

Now it’s so much lying and cheating, it might as well be all lying and cheating.

It takes a lot of the fun out of it, when you know they’re lying to you.

Allixanter He Is Comming ‘To’ Collidge!!!!!

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O watt Fabyuliss news!!!! Allixanter “the” Grate he is comming to Our Collidge to teetch Frinology!!! witch is the Scients “of” studdying The bummps on somb-one’s hedd to see “if” Thay are alll rihght!!!!!!

Somb Biggit Hater Racist he sayed “”Butt Allixanter he dyed like thousints And thousints of “yeers” aggo”!” so we tooked aweay “his” Luntch Munny and “p”ut himb Into Sensertivvaty Traning!!!!!! He whil Not be aloud “to Sleeep” untill his Myind is Rihght!!!!

Back “in The” Sevvinties Allixanter he conkered Grease and Rhome and Indier but thay maid himb Give It “Back”!” He ownly didded it for Socile Jutstus!!! Sints thenn he Has bin Studdying Frinology  alawng whith Bil Nye and aslo somb gye naimed Arris Tuttle!!!! Togetther thay has Revilussionized the Scients!!!!!

I amb Eegar “to” taik, thatt Coarse!!!! I has awlyaws bien Fastrinated by Frinology becose whith It yiu cain aslo Tell “the Fiutchure!”!”  My grate-grate grampa he whent “to” sea a Frinologist and wowned Up “geting” a Jobb as a Pander!!!!

Yiu maiy has Knotised in that thare pixture that Allixanter he “has” kynd Of a funnny hat!! Well that is a offishul Frinology Hat,, yiu got “to” where It wen yoore Feeeling “the Bummps!”!!” The fetthers thay Hellp yiu to tell The Fiutchure!!!!!!!

I cloes whith somb-thing i heered in a lexture “the Othre Day–” “It is Possabull to Akwire a Deeep Under-Stand’ing of Histry whith-out anny Historickle Fackts!!!!!!!!!!” I hoap that is True foar Frinology tooo!!!!!

Oh, No! Air Is Racist, Too!

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Uh… Aren’t our polluted cities governed mostly by “Science”-loving liberals?

When the National Academy of Sciences talks Science, all you peasants better listen!

The NAS has just discovered “pollution inequity,” caused by racist white people whose activities–such as using electricity–turn the air itself racist (https://www.conservativeglobe.com/articles/oh-great-now-the-air-is-racist-time-for-rep-air-ations/). ‘Cause, see, white folks cause most of the air pollution and People Of Color… breathe most of it! (Shut up! This is Science!)

But not to worry, social justice is at hand. The government’s got this. Simply charge those evil white folks more money for electricity–’cause after all they use so much of it–and charge POCs less! It’s a kind of reparations. And NPR is all in favor of that, so there!

Had enough yet, America?