Tag: gender studies

Shuld I Change My Majer?

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Ha, ha, that big dop is out Chrismis shoppin so now i got his blog.

Hay, Im thinkin of changing my majer becose Gender Studies its so hard, i been at it 5 yeares now and stil tryin to get my Batchler’s Degre. And then i here abuot the Universtity going to start a whole new Departmint of Zomby Studies! My prefesser he sayed we got the idea from Kent state ( http://leeduigon.com/2015/12/16/prof-seeks-funds-for-zombie-study. ).

Wuld yiu beleave it, som stopid Repulbican stodent sayed “But there no sech thing as a zomby”!! So thare istnt no point to studdy it! So now he got to go to Sensativty Traning or else git kicked out of scoohl.

Anyhow my prefesser he sayed it dont matter becose Realty is onely a Socail Construck, witch meens that zombees is reel if they is reel to yuo! He sayed we All Post moderns now and yiu cant be a interllectural if you not Post Modem. So thare istnt no reel Realty but onely whateffer yiu think is reel! Exept you not aloud to think stuf like Homo phobia or Climbit Change Denyal, that not reel at al even if yiu think it reel.

So may be I change my majer, or may be even get two degres, one for Gender Studies and one for Zomby Studies, boy wuuild I be smart then!!

P.S.–I stil got to ware a hat al the time becose of my moth antenners that growed on my heade wen they shot me ful of moth Hormoanes, and i stil has not go female cromasoames so I gess the exspearmint istnt goin to work affter al. But it aint al bad havin moth Hormoanes, i had som  body’s necktie for lunch to day and it was delishace!

The Progresive Paradice

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Ha, ha, that stopid guy went out to rid his bike, so i got his blogg.

My prefesser he gave a grate lexture yestreday abuot how grate everthing wil be wen the hole world is run by interllecturals like us and they is only one goverrmint and it is al progresive!

Nobody wont have to do no work exept maybbe christins if there is any of thim left, their wont be many becose then everboddy will kno there is no God. My prefesser he sayed we has to set all them ordrinary dum peple free from there stopid religgus beleafs. Then there wont be no work anyboddy got to do exept unless yiu goin to rite musicle sympathies or paint grate works of art or rite poitry.

Som idjit he asked How yuo gonna pay for all this without nobody workin? and so we beet him up. But my prefesser he ansored anyhow, he sayed Thats “easy we jist make The Rich pay for it all!

And aslo we got to Save the Planet, so ther wont be no more cars and no more Air conditoning for ordrinary peple they dont nede it anyway, just for us interllecturals becuse we got to kepe our Branes cool and comfritable.

Ther wont be no God and ther wont be no work and thar wont be no cars and no Air conditon, but supprise, hear’s the good news!!! ther wil be Free Collidge for All! No tution, just go! It be freee for everboddy but them christins becose they arent no good for nothin; And this wil be yuor chanst to get yur owne degre in Gender Studies jist like im getting.

Rembember to vote for Hillery, she wil get this all started up!!

Campas Sex Week and Free Tution!

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Bussy week! Its Campas Sex Week and their is peple from Planed Parinthood here to teacht us how to do things yiu nevver thohgjt of doing. I was goin to hook up with thiss reel hot girl and she keep saying, Why “you got that stopid hat” on, Take it off, and then al of a suddin she yankd it rihgjt off my head and she run away screamin becose of them moth-antenners that growin out my fourhead. I dint even have time to explane to her that this is onely from the expearmint, trying to chang my cromasoames from mail to femail and i gess it isnt working tooo good. So that was my Sex Week and yestredday i cought mysself chewing on a pare of sox. I hope they not putin too much moth stuff in me.

And yestreday also we al marched and pro tested for free collidge! with free tution! and no more stodent dept! and aslo the miminim wage shoud ouhgjt to be 50$ a hour. Or may be it was 15$ a hore, i cant rememember wich. Wen Hillery is presdint thear wil be freee tution for everbotty.

I am come hear today becose that guy who rites this blogg, he make me mad, he is so jellous becuse he is not a interllectural like us who now in collidge. So he sais lots of hat speech aginst collidge and interllecturals and somday it wil be aginst the law to say stuff like that, he better wach out. Like, cant he reed the email on the wall?? Most everbotty now thinks ther shuld only be freedem of speech to say good things that mak us feel good and not speech that is hatful and bad and hurts my feelers. Thats were this contry is heded and i say its abuot time!!

Wel now i got to get to Gender Studies lectur, my prefesser he wil fix me good if I missed it. And then I think i seen a old sweatter hangin up somwher and I gess i wil have lunch!

My Exspearamint

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Boy that guy who has the blog he burns me up, he is so stopid. That is becose religin makes him stopid. If he was a interllectural like me he wuld be smart.

Lik I told yiu lasst time, i am in a exspearamint for Reallity Studies, they tryin to turn my mail cromosoms into femail. I do this becuse i got no more money for collidge but they let me stay if I be in the exspearamint and i got to stay hear and get my degre in Gender Studies. Meanwile I live in my prefessers tool shed.

They been givin me injectins and pills and this red stuff to drink it tastes horible, and i didnt think it was workin until I was walkin to my Gender Justice lectiure and thes two iddiot conserfatiffs they pointin at me and laghing, Ha-ha-ha!! And later when I looked into a mirrer i seen my reflectin, and oh man!!! My Ears been growing! They turning into bunny Ears!! I got so freeked out, i went home. And my mom she made me stand on the steps and wuldnt let me in, and she sais them aint bunny Ears, them’s Jackass Ears!! And she say it serve me rihgjt.

But my prefesser he give me scraps to eat and he sais Never mind, “this is a smal pryce to pay to get a degre in Gender Studies and reely be a interllectural that nobody can deneye,” and anyhow Sceince is alyaws rihgt and this is Sceince. But i got Jackass Ears!! But he sais jist chill out, man, the exspearamint aint over yet and lots of Good things can stil happen.

I sure hop hes rigjt becase now my hat dont fit.

How Ben Carson Got Me Throwed Out of My House

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I am in big troubble now and its al becuse of that nogood Ben Carson. I had to go hom to my famly this week end and I seen they had Ben Carson bumper stickers on there cars. So I tole mom and pop they stopid for likin him, “Dont yuo know he hates Muslems and is a hater, he dont want no Muslem Presdint?”

And they got mad so I tole them i am a interllectural so they shuld listin to me, I am much smarter then them, i been to collidge and goin to get a Degree in Gender Studies, and they just ordrinary dum peple who ouhgt to pay atension to us interllecturals and do what we tell them. And my pop he got mader and he said well that does it! i am not goin to pay for any more collidge, i been payin al these years and now yuo are 26 and yure a bigger fat head than you was in heigh school. And my mom she said “Yiu get out of this hose and dont come back, not ever.” And I just said well thats what hapens when yuo listin to Ben Carson, yiu get to be as stopid as he is.

So now i got no home and no more tution mony, but my prefesser he says I can live in his tool shed for a wile. But how am i goin to pay for the rest of my collidge? I mean, like, its my hole future in Gender Studies!!

And to make it worse my folks they go around with them fake glases with the big noses and mustashes so no one will reckonize them. That is what hapens when you are a interllectural. All them ordrinary dum peple theyr just jellous.

Why I Warship Hillery

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I am sick of the guy who dose this blog and how he hastnt got no branes. Thats becuse he is a christin and all religis peple are stopid. Exept for when they warshiping Hillery like they done when they sung that him to her.

I am a interllectural and I sur was glad! when they sung a him to Hillery. Hear at collidge I am erning a degree in Gender Studies, and we all interllecturals becase we know ther istnt no God but ther sure as Hell is Hillery!

It makes me mad to see all these peple complaning aboat Warshington State U. makin all the white stodents deefer to minorites. We are tyring to aradacate White Privledge so ther can be Socal Justice and everbody shoud just shut up and let us do it.

I warship Hillery becose my prefesser he told me to and he the bigest interllectural we got. When Hillery is Presdent she will make Socail Justice and aslo fix Globbal Warming. And anybody who dont like it, that wil be a chilly day for them!

When Hillery is Presdent she will have all us interllecturals to help her run the contry, and she wil put a stop to al that Christin stuff for good and there wil only be Sceince left becuse Sceince is alyaws true! And there wont be no more God but ther wil stil be Hillery and then you wil al have to sing hims to her.

Even that big dop who dose this blog! Ha-ha-Ha!

Welcom Back to Collidge, Now Shut Up

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Its almost time for the new semester to start, and ther wil be lots of new studints on our campas. I has ben here all sumer, workin on my degre in Gender Studies.

That stopid guy had to go to dentist, so I got his blog, ha-ha.

Lots of peple ben complaning about no freedem of speetch in collidge anymore. Well, ther aint suposed to be no freedem!!! What kind of big dumby thinks you can oaught to be alowed to say wrong things?

You freshmen who is coming in, yuo shuld pay attenttion to yuor Studnt Guide and just not say anything. Only us interllecturals shuld auht to be alowed to say things, because we never say nothing that is hatful or wrong or stopid. The rest of yiu is not interllecturels yet so you shuld just shut up. Yous dont know how to talk without sayin things that is microgresion. (I am not sure abuot that word, I only lernt it the other day. My prefesser he says its microgresion when you say or do somthing that is ofensieve even when yuo dont meane it. He says you cant hardly say nothing withhout being microgrestive.)

Well I got to go now, ther is a lectur on a bortion how it keeps wimmin helthy, and how we got to defiend Planed Parinthood from the  Vaste Rihjtwing Conspracy, and after that I got class in Self-Esteem. So rembember, if yuo aint a interllectural, just shut up and dont say nothing. Thats yuor cyvic dutie!!!

In Case Hillery Cant Be Presedent

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My prefesser he let me out of collidge today jist so I coud do this blog, that other guy he aint here.

We are all uppset becose the vast rihjtwing conspricy trying to put Hillery in jail. Whot is al this stuff about her emale server and whattever? Like who cares? They say she sold classafide infomation to forrin countries jist for money. Well so whatt?? What she suposed to do, give it away?

My prefesser he says we got to be reedy to elect somone else in case Hillery dont make it, wich wuld be a tradegy. Ther are so many goood ones out ther its hard to make up yuor mind. Gore and Kerry and Byden and Rosy Odonnel.

But the one I lik best is Elizzabeth Waren. She is a women and it is time we had a wimman presedent. She is also directly distended from Pokemon. Now they tel me its not Pokemon but Pokerhauntus becose they didnt have no video games in them days. I dont know, Pokemon is a old game, they miht of had it then. But anyhow Elizzabeth Waren is not just a wyman, she also is a Naitive American, thy called them Injuns in thos days.

This prode distendant of Pokemon was the first to say You Dint Build That, and now everbody who is a interllectural we al say that. Its too bad Presedent Obomma cant jist keeep on being presedent, but he can onlye have three terms so now it got to be someon else. Elizzabeth Waren she wil be jost great!!!

Well now I got to get back to collidge and studdy for the next Gender Studies quizz. I got exter credit for goin by a churtch and leting air out of them peple’s tires, but I stil need to get at leste a D on this here quiz. Yuo cant be a interllectural if you going to flunk al yuor corses.

Sex with Robots–Will It Lead to Marriage?

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A researcher in the Netherlands has suggested that before this glorious century is out, human beings will be regularly having sex with robots and even marrying robots ( http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21271545/ns/technology_and_science-innovation/t/sex-marriage-robots-it-could-happen/#.VctNKvk0NCM ).

“It may sound a little weird, but it isn’t,” he said. “Love and sex with robots are inevitable.” Marriage to robots will probably first be legalized in Massachusetts, he added. Where else?

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Ha, ha, ha, that guy had to go out and so i wil finnish this blog post and show you all what a big dop he is. He forgoten everthing he ever learnt in collidge, he dont remember nothing.

Yuo no me. I am in collidge now tryin to ern my degreee in Gender Studies and becom a ful-flegged interllectural. I am alreddy a interllectural but I want to be a bigger one.

You knouw that guy here was gonna say its wrong to have sex whith a robot and to get maried to a robot becuse he is jist a stopid christin and thats what he alyaws says, stuff lik that. My prefesser he says everbody shuld ouhght to have sex with robots, and also maybbe with a mail box if there is no robbot handy. This is libberation.

Also my prefesser he says the Future is ahead of us and the Passed is behind us. How is that for smart? In The Future everboddy wil have sex whith robotts and if you or the robbot get preganent, yuo can have a bortion. The guvverment wil make the christins pay for all the bortions. That wil fix them.

Meenwile you can get exctra creddit in this clas if yuo can proove you has had sex with somthing thatt is not alive, so now I wil go out and try to do that verry thing. Becuse i am a interllectural.

Dirty Lies About Planned Parinthood

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Ha, ha, that other guy he think so smart, but here I am doing his stopid blog and he dont know it.

My prefesser he says we got to defend Planned Parinthood from those dirty ingorent christins who alyaws attack it becose they dont want no wommen to have no repoductive rights. So now their out ther saying Planned Parinthood sells baby parts for lots of money, and how its aginst the law. My prefesser he says them videotapes theyr all fake and that anybody who is a interllectural like us can see right thru them. He even has figgered out how they is fake.

1) The cristians hired acters to pretent to be these head honchos in Planned Parinthood and say all this stuff about sellin parts of killed babys.

2) If they dint hire acters, they dubbed new words into the vidio and made like Planned Parinthood was sayin thes here things when they wernt.

Anyhow we know thes here vidios are fake because The New York Times!! AND NPR! they both say so!! Anyone who dont beleeve The New York Times!! you must be a homo-phob or somthing evin worst.

Well, now I got to go back to collidge and study for my Final EXam in Gender Liberation Studies 202 and I better ace it or it goin to take me another three or for years to get my batcheloors in Gender Studies. The *President* he says he wants to give free collidge to everbody, but I think he sholdnt give free collidge to Christins becuse they wuld not apprecate it. You just cant never make a interllectural out of a christin.