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Trump Says He’ll Step Down!

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Now that he sees how upset liberals are over his election, President-elect Donald Trump says he’ll step down in favor of Hillary Clinton, according to shockingly unreliable sources.

“They’re asking so nicely, he just can’t say no,” says one of our sources. “Really, he had no idea just how honored and beloved the Clinton crime family is among the smartest people in the world.”

In addition to being the caporegime of the nation’s best-loved crime syndicate, “Hillary is also the former president’s wife, and if he’d thought about that just a little harder, Mr. Trump would have stepped down as soon as he won the Republican nomination,” said a sadly inebriated source. “I mean, how could you be so mean as to deny the president’s wife her own chance to run the country?”

“He just can’t disappoint all those actors, celebrities, college professors and students, Black Lives Matter, and globalists,” said another source, currently living in a padded cell. “And he had no idea how passionately the American people–not counting all those deplorables who perversely voted for him, what were they thinking?–want open borders, higher taxes, world government, and anyone who doubts Climate Change to be investigated by the Attorney General. So he’ll step down and give them what they want.”

“And if that’s not enough,” added an even more unreliable source, “Mr. Trump is prepared to convert to Islam–just to please us!”

It’s Tough, Being Your Own God

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Uh-oh! We’ve only got a thousand years left–and then, unless we find a new planet to live on, the human race is gonna go extinct!

So says world-famous physicist Stephen Hawking ( http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/professor-stephen-hawking-says-humans-9271348 ). Yup: what with robots replacing us everywhere, and artificial intelligence outsmarting us, and Man-Made Climate Change putting the kibosh on us, we’re history. Doom, doom, doom!

This is where your thinking inevitably leads, when you don’t believe in God. Unless, of course, you’re a big enough sap to believe we’re smart enough to solve all our problems on our own and use Big Government and Big Science to create a paradise on earth.

Besieged by unimaginably severe medical problems and hardships, Hawking nevertheless received from God the gift of genius, which has brought him fame and great influence. But he is an atheist, and thus has no hope for mankind’s future. (Oops! Did I leave out a trigger warning there?)

The earth is the Lord’s–not ours!–and the fullness thereof (Psalm 24:1). But when the only place where you can find God is in the mirror, you’re in trouble.

Lying Ain’t What It Used to Be

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I just sat down to work when the phone rang. I picked it up, and what do I hear? “This is the call-back you requested [lie] after viewing our commercial [lie: I have no television] for our Acme Supercalifragilistic Back Brace…”

I protest the shameful decline in the art of lying. The time-honored whole flaming point of a lie was to be believed. I mean, what is the point of a lie that no one, not even an imbecile, would believe? How was an unbelievable, stupid lie ever going to get you out of trouble? They know doggone well that I never requested any call from them. Do they think I don’t know I never asked them to call me?

But this is the year when some liar, with absolutely no sane expectation of being believed, could address a whole convention hall full of people, plus TV cameras reaching out to millions of viewers, and call Hillary Clinton, former captain of her hubby’s Bimbo Eruption Squad, the champion and defender of women who have suffered sexual harassment. That would be damn near every woman who’s had any dealings with Mr. Clinton.

In the Bible, the midwives lied to Pharaoh to save Israelite babies from being killed. It worked because Pharaoh believed them. But nowadays they would have told him, “Global Warming is causing Israelites to have babies: just slap on some higher taxes, and that’ll do the trick.” Then again, maybe Pharaoh had already heard that 97% of Egyptian magicians and astrologers believe in Global Warming, so it must be true. After all, our astrologers and magicians believe in it.

You could go blind, trying to count the hopeless, lame, preposterous lies that are handed out today.

You’d think any liar who had so little talent for it… might as well tell the truth.

Climate Change Gang Sinks to New Low

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I’ve always considered it the nadir of decency to try to win a political argument by roping children into it. I hated it when I was a reporter. Teachers want a raise: they trot out the kiddies to plead for it. Politicians want to raise your taxes: “It’s for the children.” Disgusting.

Now the Global Warming mongers at the Weather Channel are exhorting children to nag their parents about “Climate Change” ( http://www.climatedepot.com/2016/11/03/the-weather-channel-uses-young-kids-to-promote-global-warming-fears-dear-mom-dad-climate-change-could-be-very-catastrophic/ ). Notice they want the kiddies to warn mommy and daddy that Man-Made Climbit Change “could be very catastrophic.” Is there such a thing as slightly catastrophic?

They’ve even got a poster for the li’l ones, that reads, “Climate Change is real, it’s bad, and it’s caused by humans.” It’s not real, such “climate change” as there is in nature is caused by natural forces which no government, no matter how big, can control, and if you’re stuck living in the Sahara, maybe a little change in the climate might be welcome.

They also seek to equip the kiddies with such gems of unanswerable wisdom as “This year [plug in any year] was the hottest year on record,” and, of course, the meaningless and incredible pseudo-statistic, “97% of scientists” believe in Man-Made Global Warming and we’re all gonna die unless the gubmint gets a lot bigger and a lot more power in a hurry, blah-blah.

We note in passing that John Coleman, one of the founders of the Weather Channel, calls Man-Made Climate Change “baloney.”

Well, there you have it. Liberals can’t win arguments by employing reason, let alone facts: for them, there are only politically useful pseudo-facts. Also known as lies. But when all else fails, they can bring on The Children. And anyone who doesn’t buy what those liberals are selling is against The Children, boo, hiss!

God must be really, really mad at us, to allow us to be lorded over by such slimy people.

I pray that we’ll repent with all our hearts, and that then He’ll forgive us and get rid of them.

UN Bans Reporters from Global Warming Pow-wow

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Stalinism–it only went away for a little while.

I guess they don’t trust Canadian journalism to commit suicide, as American journalism is doing: so the global statists at the UN have banned three reporters from Ezra Levant’s Rebel Media from covering its Global Warming conference in Morocco next month ( http://www.climatedepot.com/2016/10/21/caught-on-tape-un-bans-skeptical-journalists-from-climate-summit-for-holding-views-not-particulary-helpful/ ).

According to the UN bigwig in charge of press credentials, these journalists were banned because they’re “not helpful.” And also for “pushing a particular point of view.” Gee, they must be the only journalists in the world who do that!

Do honest people ban reporters from covering their conference?

Now, if these reporters had been pushing Global Warming and global government, they would be welcomed with open arms. It’s only “a particular point of view” that the UN wants suppressed. “Advocacy journalism” is only bad if you’re advocating the wrong thing.

By the time the ruling class is done corrupting journalism–with the enthusiastic assistance of noozies who think Job One, or indeed their only job, is helping the Democrat Party–it’ll be like there’s no such thing as news: we’ll have no idea what’s going on. Someone will have to re-invent reporting; and then we’ll have to fight the battles for freedom of the press all over again. In the meantime we’ll have no reliable information: only “advocacy journalism” approved by our rulers.

I used to be a reporter. We used to try to get the story right, insofar as humanly possible. We thought it was our duty.

No more, no more, no more…

Book Review: ‘Kurby the Climate Change Clam’

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Kurby the Climate Change Clam by Rigoberta Menchu Dreamcatcher

(Published by the Democrat National Committee, 2016)

Kurby the Clam is tired of dead polar bears floating around his nice, clean ocean. Then his friend Fopsy the Transgender Whale tells him about some incredibly wise people who know how to put a stop to Global Warming. So Kurby hops onto his environmentally safe, rubber band-powered jet ski and goes zooming off to help stop Climate Change.

This new children’s book aims to educate kiddies to the absolute, otherwise-we’re-all-gonna-die necessity of giving government all the money and all the power it needs to control the environment and Save the Planet. Ms. Dreamcatcher is never bashful about praising Climate Change stalwarts like Michael Mann (“the best and wisest man now living”), John Kerry (“the greatest war hero since William the Conqueror”), and Barack Hussein Obama (“He made the sea levels go down!”).

She also makes irrefutable points in favor of Smart Growth and getting rid of air conditioners and refrigerators owned by the common people. As Kurby sagely observes, “Sometimes it’s necessary for deplorable people to give up their luxuries so that really cool and smart people can continue to enjoy them.”

To make the book easier for adults to read aloud to children, the publishers have included a supply of barf bags and a rope with which to tie the child to a chair.

Available at your local United Nations bookstore for a mere $359.95.

Can Sheer Idiocy Stop a Hurricane?

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You don’t need a clown costume to be a clown.

An NBC noozie has actually said it: the proposed Paris climate change treaty, so dear to the heart of every statist blockhead in America… is “designed to stop” hurricanes–especially the big, bad nasty ones like Matthew (http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2016/10/05/what-nbcs-ron-allen-thinks-climate-deal-designed-stop-storms).

Do they surgically remove your brain before they let you be a TV nooze reporter?

Satirists have been putting words like this into the Global Warming alarmists’ mouths for years, but now we don’t have to do it anymore: the twaddle is coming out 100% pure.

Yup, Big Government can now stop hurricanes. Probably by taking away your refrigerator and breaking your back with brand-new taxes. No wonder Our Cherished President is so hot to trot for this U.N. climate deal.

Do you really need to hear any more than this, to convince you that the Climate Change mob is totally out to lunch?

The Lie that Will Not Die: ‘Climate Change’

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Considering that the Democrat platform in this election says they’re gonna have the Attorney General (the almost unbelievably corrupt Loretta Lynch) “investigate” certain folks who don’t believe in “Man-Made Climate Change” (aka “Global Warming” when the weather’s hot), this is still an issue, even if not many people are talking about it lately.

What throws me is the way the climate alarmists keep on getting away with it, even though it has been abundantly demonstrated that they’re lying and cheating like mad. Why do they keep pushing it? Why is my chess forum so regularly visited by persons who say “Al Gore doesn’t lie”?

I stumbled upon a teeny-weeny little fact yesterday that helps me to understand why this big fat lie just will not die.

The New York Times refused to cover Climategate.

If you get your information from the Clinton nooze media, you may be asking yourself, “Huh? Climategate? What’s Climategate?”

In 2009, hackers leaked thousands of emails from scientists of the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, in England. In those emails, “climate scientists” candidly discussed among themselves how best to deceive the public, their frustration over temperature data that didn’t support their Global Warming narrative, how to bury unsupportive data, how to get their critics grants taken away, how to get their critics’ children kicked out of college–whoa, now! Is that Settled Science, or what? The emails prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the “climate scientists” are mountebanks and political gamesters.

The New York Times refused to cover Climategate.

Why? Oh, because the information was hacked! And hacking is sooo wrong!

This is the same New York Times that gleefully made hay with “the Pentagon Papers,” stolen from the Dept. of Defense, and has openly defied the law by publishing Donald Trump’s confidential tax information.

But no Climategate: because, after all, that’s from hackers!

Ditto for the rest of the nooze media. They stonewalled the story, and to this day, much of the public has never heard it.

If you want to bone up on Climategate, there is abundant material from free-lance journalist James Dellingpole. ( http://jamesdelingpole.com/tag/climategate/ )

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

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Polar ice cap–it ain’t supposed to be there, but it is!

Yet another government agency (in addition to NASA and NOAA) has been caught lying and cheating to beef up their Climate Change alarmist agenda–this time it’s the National Snow and Ice Data Center (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/28/icegate-now-nsidc-caught-tampering-with-climate-records/ ).

And what have they done? Oh, the usual bag of tricks–fiddle with their computer models to get the results they want, get rid of data that won’t support their position, seal off their archives so stop anyone from seeing what they’ve been up to, etc.

And this in an election year in which the Democrat Party has pledged itself to “investigate Climate Change deniers” for possible criminal activity–like not believing in Global Warming–and empowering Loretta Lunch to throw ’em all in jail.

That’s how Science gets “settled” nowadays–whoever has the key to the jailhouse gets to be right.

Climbit Change Is bad four Fairys Too!!

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Look at this hear pitctur istnt it awffle?? I seen it In my Envyre-mental Justase clas! It “is” Prooof that Climbit Change it is wyping Out fairys!!! Yes Globble Warming it “is” Causing theese hear Gaint Spidders exspecelly in “the” thirdd World like Africka and Mognolia and “otther” plaices that “are” Hard to spel!

But yiu kno dum stopid peple like this lee gye thay Trying “to” trick yiu Into not beeleaving in Climbit Change thay al Gettin Mony$$$ from the Oil companys!!! and thay Dont care no thay dont cayre “whatt” hapens to poor little Fairys! And aslo thay Are racists and biggits too!!! and i think Thay has Homo Phobea and “thay” wont let a wimmin have a bortion that is haw Bad “thay” are!

That “is” wye Congers has Got to make Climbit Chang D. Nile aginst “the” Law and have It “be” a Fedrel Crimb yiu go to Jale “for” yeres and yeers! Other wyes “thare” wont Be no Fairys left “on the” hole Plaanet!!!!!

Climbit chang is Reel!

Sceince it sayes So!

And anny One that gose aginst Sceince thay Shuld be Shot!!