Y’see, plastic straws were *Destroying The Planet*, every day some half a billion (!) of ’em were being handed out, we’re doomed, I tell you–doomed–!
Then they found out the “information” on which the policy was to be based came from a 9-year-old kid who’d phone some straw manufacturers to get some material for his school science project. The noozies, of course, were eating it up, never questioning the source (because they’re gonna Save The Planet, too)… Damn! We can’t chuck someone into prison for that!
It’s all crap. Everything that comes from liberals is crap.
The Xhosa committed national suicide because a prophet told them to. Not so different from destroying your nation’s economy to achieve **Income E*q*u*a*l*i*t*y! Not so different from Saving The Planet From The Climate Boogieman.
Do you still doubt whether our “leaders” have a hot line to Hell?
Well, that was four years ago, so now I guess we’ve only got eight years before Climbit Change–and lack of government control over our disorderly peasant lives–wipes us all out.
Of course, they don’t mind wiping out the human race by turning all the boys into fake sterile girls and all the girls into fake sterile boys, promoting homosexuality, and aborting every baby they can get their hands on. That’s Far Left Crazy globalism for you.
How about it? Do we give them all our money, and vast new powers over us, in hopes that they can save us?
Or should we treat them as we treat extortionists and racketeers?
Sane people don’t believe in Man-Made Climate Change and certainly don’t care about it–not when Democrats have tanked the national economy. But “Saving The Planet” is the all-time best excuse ever imagined for any kind of villainy, and those who would devour our freedom aren’t about to give it up. In the meantime, they create comedies like this:
Yowsah! Spend almost $6 million for ninnies to create hysterical we’re-all-gonna-die-I-love-you-ma fake phone messages, reflective of those last few moments before
Climbit Chains does you in! Who says college makes you stupid? (I do, actually.)
It’ll be with us like a giant tapeworm until we can find some way to get rid of it.
I thought you might be interested in revisiting this post, which comes with a lively discussion. Even now, eight years later, there are still persons who believe in Global Warming, although now they prefer to call it “Climate Change” because that covers absolutely everything.
How do you communicate with these alarmists? They trust Science! Ain’t no politics in Science! Oh, save us, they trust Democrat politicians! They are more than willing to give vast new powers to the government, sign away our rights… oh, oh, oh! They believe in the wisdom of John Kerry, the sincerity of *Batteries Not Included, the integrity of… sheesh! Elizabeth Warren.
No one in America will ever be safe in his person or his property until the Democrat Party is annihilated as a factor in our politics.
See? We toldja, we toldja–just like “Planet of the Apes”!
What do you do if you’re suffering “dread and anxiety” over imaginary Climate Change? I vote for “Get a life.”
On the Firefox search page, though, “Recommended by Pocket,” is a review of a book from the Berkeley Stupid Factory, by a white upper-class Canadian dindle who’s not only freaked out by imaginary Man-Made Boo-Hoo Climate Change, but also finds a way to interweave it with Racism and Income Inequality…
Pardon me for a moment.
Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. Didn’t happen to have a barf bag handy.
And of course there’s that inevitable Noble Reason For Not Having Children. It’s never “I’d rather spend the money on myself,” or “I don’t want the responsibility,” or “What, me do all that work? Are you crazy?” No, it’s always something like “Oh, I care too much, to bring children into this no-good stinkin’ world!” Or “I don’t want to use up resources that could be given more justly to someone else.” (Where the dickens are those barf bags?)
And to complete this picture of “planetary destruction” and “a doomed world,” yatta-yatta, we are told…wait for it!… that People Of Color (POCs) will be hardest hit by the destruction of the planet.
The author also cites her fears of a “looming mental health crisis.” Well, there we agree! Look how loopy she is already. Climbit Chains propaganda and fairy tales have unbalanced a lot of people. “Ooh! Aaah! We’re all gonna die! Unless we have a global government and give it all our money and indescribably vast power over our lives! Obama! Kerry! Tooth fairy! Save us, save us!”
I really don’t want to find out what happens when idiocy reaches critical mass.
All those dramatic predictions! All that rending of garments and gnashing of teeth! Sea levels gonna rise, rise, rise! And New York and Washington will wind up underwater. The new Atlantis!
Imagine their dismay when the sea levels there actually went down a bit.
None of this has ever been anything but a grab for power and wealth at the general population’s expense. “Give us all yo’ money! Give us all the power! Only then can we save you from Climbit Chains!” (“Don’t you wretched peasants listen to the Settled Science???”)
One wonders just how sad the rest of America would be if New York and Washington went under water.
I was only making a rhetorical point, six years ago, when I suggested letting all the real criminals out of jail to make room for Climbit Chainge deniers (they hadn’t yet invented the crime of Misgendering–to say nothing of dead-naming). And then along came King COVID, and guess what the Democrats running our big Blue cities did…
They do want to throw you in jail for not believing them when they say the sky is falling, and they would do it if they thought they had the power. If Donald Trump hadn’t come along in 2016 and stuck a crowbar in their spokes, they might have pulled it off.
So they have let thousands of convicted felons out of jail, to commit more felonies, and don’t think they’ve given up their dream of jailing you for thought crimes. These are people who passionately admire Red China.
God help us if we fail to wipe them out in this year’s elections.
How many Useful Idiots can a civilization carry before it collapses?
Now that King COVID has pretty much worn out his welcome, libs ‘n’ progs are reviving Climbit Chainge as the universal boogieman–and the latest thing that only a global government, run by themselves, can save us from.
But in those balmy days five years ago, it was all about making an idol of Science.
Oops, wait a minute. It’s still about that, isn’t it?
I’m not even sure what “science” means anymore. When Democrats use it, watch out for your money and keep an even closer eye on your liberty. They mean to take both.
I was probably lucky the doorstep wasn’t iced, too. A few days ago in Pennsylvania, snow and ice and fog combined to create a horrendous pileup on Route I-81. People were killed. Dozens of cars and trucks were wrecked.
We’re supposed to get some warm weather today, finally. But somewhere I’ll bet it’s snowing.
