Do We Understand that Movies Aren’t Real?

I have mastered the camouflage of the alien “Predator.” | Eric Robert  Nolan, Author

You can listen all day, every day, to tales of The Paranormal and never run out of them.

Here’s a little something I’ve noticed, though.

A new kind of monster, UFO, weird experience, whatever, makes it all around the world in video; and the next thing you know, people all around the world are claiming to have seen it. In real life. Not in a movie.

Remember The Predator (1987)? The monster had special camouflage which made it practically invisible. It was a very successful movie, with sequels, comic books, action figures, etc. Before long, the whole world knew what “the Predator” was and what it looked like–if you could see it at all.

Now, 30 years later, you can’t throw a brick among The Paranormal without hitting someone who’s sure he’s seen a Predator.

But it doesn’t stop there. There must be thousands of people out there, tens of thousands who’ve seen skinwalkers, interdimensional “portals” opening, Bigfoot, Shadow People…

If it’s been in the movies, people believe in it. And I don’t think they can help it. Our culture includes a deep reservoir of superstition–and movies look real! Who am I to say none of these people has seen any of those things he says he’s seen? Can we say, “Just because you see it doesn’t mean it’s there”?

I did once hear some mameluke on talk radio assert that The Movies, not America, were “his country.”

Of course he sees Bigfoot.

‘You Won’t Believe This–“Fornicaid”?’ (2017)

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I don’t feel like illustrating this nooze item. Here’s a nice jolly axolotl instead.

A “date” with a hooker is a tax-deductible business expense?

We’re a long way from catching up to Europe.

You Won’t Believe This–‘Fornicaid’?

This is another one of those nooze stories that came and went without our ever knowing how it turned out. The German Green Party proposed this in 2017 and that was the last we heard of it. They’d tried it on a little earlier in the UK, but Brits resented their tax dollars going to set people up with “sex workers.”

‘O Thou Who Camest from Above’

I’d never heard this hymn before today–O Thou Who Camest from Above, by Charles Wesley: played and sung the old-fashioned way by Maddy Prior and the Carnival Band. This is what the hymn sounded like, two hundred years ago.

‘Should I Smack Him, or Not?’

Here’s a cat who thinks about what he’s going to do before he does it–in this case, smacking a dog who’s off in Dreamland somewhere. The cat carefully calculates the potential cost of startling the dog. Will it be worth it?

See for yourself.

Washington, D.C.: ‘Let’s See Your Papers!’

Did we wake up in East Germany today, circa 1960?

The mayor of Washington, D.C., has decreed that no one can leave home, or gain access to any public place, “without papers”–to wit, a government-issued photo ID and “proof of vaccination” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/wayne-root-father-almost-died-country-fighting-okinawa-today-son-can-no-longer-walk-streets-washington-dc-without-papers/).

Photo ID??? Aren’t these the same people who are telling us it would be tyranny to ask you for a photo ID before you vote?

So, if you want to visit a restaurant, a gym, or a shopping mall… it’s “Papers, please!” or you don’t get in.

What happened to all those “rights” we used to have?

How do we get them back?

Or don’t we?

‘After-School Satan Club’ for the Kiddies!

An elementary school in Illinois is hosting an “after-school Satan Club” for children 6 to 11 years old (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/school-satan-club-targeting-children-ages-6-11-illinois-elementary-school-sparks-outrage/). Parents are upset.

Oh, no (we are assured)–it won’t in the least be about teaching children to worship Satan! Why, it’s just another “educational program” provided by the Temple of Satan.

The school and its teachers have nothing at all to do with this, says the superintendent of schools. If they don’t rent out the building to whoever comes along asking for it, they’re gonna get sued. That’s what they tell us. We are at liberty to doubt whether this “rule” is equally enforced for all.

How many inducements to homeschooling do our public “educators” have to come up with? Why would anyone but a weirdo want his children “taught” in these schools? Just another “educational program.” And I am the Sultan of Swat.

Lee’s Homeschool Reading List (3)

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So… Mr. and Mrs. Bean want to make a trip to Europe, and they’re trusting their animals to run the farm while they’re away. Taking the responsibility seriously, Freddy the Pig and his friends decide they need to set up a farm animals’ bank… and then a farm animals’ republic.

And from that point on, things get very, very gnarly.

Freddy the Politician (Freddy the Pig): Brooks, Walter R., Wiese, Kurt: 9781468313727: Amazon.com: Books

Ages 12 and Up: Freddy the Politician, by Walter R. Brooks

Young children enjoy the Freddy books for the stories and the characters. We adults who read them enjoy the subtle humor.

I’d never read this one before. Written in 1939, we have a tale of electoral chicanery, voter manipulation, clever tricks played with the citizenship–hey! This is hitting way too close to home!

In light of some of the stress our country has been put through in just the past few years, Freddy the Politician might lend itself to fruitful discussions with teen-age readers. Really, this is not your typical Freddy book. Some of the mischief Brooks envisioned in 1939 seems to have taken some 80 years to come to fruition. Brooks’ fantasy is today’s headline nooze.

I haven’t yet finished reading this rather shocking book, so I can’t spoil it for you. Suffice it to say I have no idea at all how this is going to turn out! Mr. Brooks, you’re way ahead of me.

‘Davos Wing-Ding Under Way’ (2017)

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Ah, the World Economic Forum! A time for globalist golems to get together and plot against our freedom.

Davos Wing-ding Under Way

This one, of course, was pre-COVID. They hadn’t yet realized they could actually lock down the whole world’s economy–just as if the whole place were s giant prison!

They want global government so bad, they can taste it. With themselves in charge, of course. Always with themselves at the tippy-top of the pyramid.

Let’s pray that this is the year the whole woke booshwa collides with oblivion.

‘Trust and Obey’

How about a good old Sunday school favorite to start the day? Trust and Obey, sung by the Vagle Brothers–yes, this one brings me back.

We used to have sun-dappled woodland paths around here, too…