No Moar Crismiss!!!!!

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Tooday it “is” a Grate Day “forr” our Collidge,, we hadded “a” spacial Emurjintsy meting of the Stoodint Soviet and “we” voated yunannamistly to outlaw Crismiss becoase “it” “is” a Racist holladay!!!!!

Insted of Crismiss we whil cellerbrate the burth Of our Pressadint Foure Lyfe Pressadint Obamma!!!!! How Grate is that!?!?

Unforchinitly our Obamma statchoo’s Hed it falled Off “agenn!”! so we hadded to maik anether New One out of Play-Doah!!!! this heer “it” is Verry Impotant and I amb verry sirius abuot it!!!!! As sooon as we “put” the New Hed on the Statchoo evry boddy at Collidge thay “whil” has to Warship It!!!!!! and anny boddy whoo doughnt “do” it we wil keey thare Car!!!!!!!! This heer it “is” waht Freedumb of Relijjin it reely is!!!!!!!!!!

And aslo “IN” adittion to this thay wil has To naim thare Petz afftar Pressadint Obamma tooo!!! This one gye heer he has A Hammstir naimed Fluphfy,, he sayed he woont “chainge” his naim so we beet himb up!!!! This heer it “is” Dyvercity In Acsion!!!!!!! It doughnt mater Iff yiu has a Catt oar a Dogg oar a Turdle,, yiu has got To Naim It afftir Pressadint Obamma and aslo Prey “to” It tooo!!! Evin the stodint whoo hases A Pet Leech Wurm he whil has to naim that Pressadint Obomma tooo!!

Wee woont Stop “un-till” evry boddy Heer thay “are” ezzackly The Saim!!!!!!!!

I hoap that doughnt meen i has got to Chop Offf my moth antenners!

The Neighborhood Nut

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A Minnesota resident who put up Christmas lights has received an anonymous letter from some neighborhood nut who complains, we quote:

“I couldn’t help but notice your Christmas light display. During these unprecedented times, we have all experienced challenges which casual words just don’t describe what we’re feeling. The idea of twinkling colorful lights are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society, a reminder of systemic biases against our neighbors who don’t celebrate Christmas or who can’t afford to put up lights of their own.” There was also some bilge about “educating ourselves about the harmful impact an outward-facing display like yours can have.”

Great Caesar’s ghost. What unnatural womb gave birth to… that?

This presumably human being makes two points:

If someone else doesn’t celebrate Christmas, you shouldn’t be allowed to, either.

If someone else can’t afford something, you shouldn’t be allowed to have it.

We are also asked to believe that the American people really dig this schiff and have voted for four solid years of it.

No way. Absolutely no way.

But take a good look–this is Far Left Crazy wowserism. This is a peek into the inner mind of the Democrat Party. That’s the party that steals elections. This is what you find inside their heads.

No, we did not vote for that.

 

‘Well, Then, Should I Just Change My Value System?’ (2014)

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Remember this? A guy who said he’d Never buy my books because he doesn’t want his kids exposed to my horrible value system.

He never told me what his value system was, but I can guess.

Well, Then, Should I Just Change My Value System?

I always have trouble wrapping my mind around the fact that in historically Christian countries–like the U.S. Canada, and Britain–there are people, born and raised in this country, who hate Christianity and embrace, with open eyes, alien moral standards dreamed up by crackpots and villains.

They can also look at Venezuela and still say, with a straight face, “Socialism works!”

‘Poland Recognizes Jesus Christ as King’ (2017)

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This happened in 2016; but our free & independent nooze media didn’t exactly shout it from the housetops, did they?

Poland Recognizes Jesus Christ as King

High officials of the church in Poland, with high government officials in attendance, formally consecrated their nation to Jesus Christ, proclaiming Him their sole and rightful king.

Can you imagine if someone dared to do this in America? Democrats would be levitating all over the landscape, like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Faux Catholics among our politicians (I won’t mar the sabbath by mentioning their names) would be screaming bloody murder.

But they can’t stop us from personally embracing Jesus as our one and only king and Savior. Satan has never been able to stop it–no matter how hard the worldly power-brokers try to do it for him.

‘A Cultural Disaster, a Hymn, and a Prayer

(Somehow the hymn that originally went with this post got taken away. Let the readers decide what hymn ought to be posted here. The first suggestion I receive is the one I’ll use.)

(Suggested by Phoebe: In the Name of Jesus We Have the Victory)

This post was written when Bernie Sanders was still in the Senate, indulging in a public orgy of Christ-hating.

It appalls me that this could happen here in America.

A Cultural Disaster, a Hymn, and a Prayer

This deterioration of our nation’s culture was accomplished during my own lifetime, right before my eyes–and yet I can’t explain how they did it. All I know is that a lot of very bad, and a lot of very badly deluded, people worked very hard at it for a long time. Imagine if they’d turned their hands to some decent purpose.

But then they wouldn’t be leftids.

‘Let’s Bash Christians!’ (2012)

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Still wondering what he’s hiding behind those shades

I’m re-running this post because it’s necessary to warn America’s Christians what to expect if we let Democrats recapture the White House next month.

Let’s Bash Christians!

If you think the Obama regime was heavily into Christian-bashing, wait’ll you see what Obama 2.0, aka the Biden regime, gets up to. After all, we are talking about a candidate who, only last year, recommended putting churches on some kind of “terrorist watch list” if they fail to hop aboard the Organized Sodomy bandwagon. You can find that nooze in this year’s archives (https://leeduigon.com/2020/06/24/biden-christians-are-like-terrorists/).

We’re not kidding when we warn you that if the Dems win this one, America is over. If anyone among your family or friends is still sitting on the fence, do your utmost to get them out to vote for Donald Trump.

‘Ooh! That’s Religion!’ (2012)

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I can’t forget this incident, which happened in the same school in which I spent grades K-5.

Ooh! That’s religion!

A friend sent her daughter to this school, and the girl came home babbling about “the power of the earth,” magical spells, and whatnot. So it’s not like the Educators forbid all religion. Just Christianity.

And, my fellow Christians and conservatives–have you thought about all the trouble we’ll get into if Democrats win this year’s elections? They won’t settle for teaching kids to make shocked noises at us.

‘College Isn’t Day Care, Prez Sez’ (2015)

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Oh, get a life!

Remember this? Some needlehead complained when the “faith, hope, and charity” chapter, Chapter 13 of I Corinthians–one of the loveliest chapters in the Bible, by the way–was read in chapel!

College Isn’t Day Care, Prez Sez

 

Yowsah. This was threatening, this was triggering, what did they mean, trotting out the Bible in the chapel? And the college president blew a gasket.

It was only 2015 and the president of Oklahoma Wesleyan was already sick to death of pampered snowflakes whining and whimpering about other people’s religious beliefs. Crikey, he should see it now.

Special Election Season Message: Shatter the Democrats in this election, take away their power–and then we can really get down to the business of carting out all this Far Left Crazy junk and getting rid of it. And the stupid colleges and looniversities ought to be the first to go.

‘Liquid Water Found on Mars… Maybe’ (2015)

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Maybe there are nicer places than this on Mars, but we haven’t found them yet.

What they mean is they’ve found suggestions that maybe, on certain rain occasions, and only temporarily, liquid water might be found somewhere on Mars–provided it also contains certain chemicals that would function as a kind of natural antifreeze.

Liquid Water Found on Mars… Maybe

Naturally, anyone would be excited if any life were found on Mars. And if it were, you can bet your last dime there’ll be talking heads all over the airwaves proclaiming that this half an amoeba found on Mars proves (mind you!) that there is no God and so can we please move on to worshiping… them?

Sometimes I really wonder what He sees in us.

‘Norway: Gov’t Agency Abducts Christian Children’ (2015)

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St. Olaf, patron saint of Norway

Here’s a horrible little story from five years ago.

We think our “educators” are arrogant bullies, and so they are; but the ones in Norway are even worse.

Norway: Gov’t Agency Abducts Christian Children

Nowhere do the, ahem, authorities bother to define the crime of “radical Christianity.” They’re lucky St. Olaf’s not alive to teach them the error of their ways.

But this is the devourer that is secular statism. Only submission can keep you out of prison–and even that might not work, if they feel like making an example of you.