Don’t you get tired of this age? I sure do. Don’t you get tired of movies and books in which everybody stinks and nobody’s a hero?
We really do have to get out from under the spiritual yoke that self-proclaimed intellectuals have laid across our necks.
We has grate news to-day!! Hear at Collidge the Inglish Depotmint have releesed a Dishin alongg whith “the” reglur List of Prohabbited O’fensive Gender Pacific nounds “And” pro-nounds like father; mother; him, her, me, my and alll. This Dishin it “is” a List of Triger Werds that no boddy thay “are aloud” to say or rite becose it wil Triger a Pisycho Loggicle Troma and if yiu says them yiu wil “has to” get Sensertiffidy Traning!!!
Hear is The Dishin i has coppyed it jist as the Inglish Depotmint thay printid it althohgh thare mihght Be “some” werds that isnt Speled careckly–:,
Artachoke Ballony Daffadill Glad Grasp (whatevver “that” meens!) In Doors Kid Lihght Noze On Peepee Pleaze Quarter Seven Untill Wite and thare is aslo some “otthers” butt i cudnt reed Them becose it taked Too long! Iff any boddy thay says them,, yiu has “to” re-port it to “the” Byus Responts Teem and Thay willl “punnish” that o’fensive Racist.
Yiu has got to edmit Our Collidges thay making “Treemendus” Progresst becose us Intrallecturals we Know “how” to combatt Racism and Sexism and aslo we has band Man-tarrupting and Man-splaning it is probly “A good Thing” for me, oops! that I amb not axackly a Man any moar! i amb part Moth fromb all them Hoarmoans that “got” Shot into me oops! Got to stop “sayin” Me or thare wil Be trubble.
(Thanks to Linda for the news tip)
This almost qualifies as comic relief. But not quite.
Atheist all-star Richard Dawkins, looking to find a new gig after defending “mild pedophilia” (don’t ask!) and pressing for the abortion of all babies with Down’s syndrome, has come out in favor of… cannibalism (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/03/07/richard-dawkins-says-we-should-get-over-our-yuck-taboo-against-cannibalism/).
Oh, he doesn’t mean chasing someone down, conking him over the head, and tossing him into a cooking pot. Heavens no. He wants “lab-grown” human meat: “I’ve been looking forward to this,” he says. Yessiree, human flesh grown in a culture vat. Bon appetite. But if you’ve ever read Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Synthetic Men of Mars, you know that once you start growing bits of people in a culture vat, you don’t always get what you want.
Have I mentioned that Dawkins thinks space aliens “seeded” life on earth?
This jidrool, who calls atheists “brights” to distinguish them from us “dim” normal people who still believe in God, says chowing down on people-meat will be “an interesting test case for consequentialist morality versus ‘yuck reaction’ absolutism.”
What’s “consequentialist morality?” Well, instead of those tired old moral absolutes handed down by God, this says you determine by its consequences whether an action is morally good or bad. It’s kind of a nice name for moral imbecility. Let us not burden ourselves with questions like “consequences to whom?” Anyone but a true interllectural can see through this.
While there is something appealing about the idea of atheists and other leftids making happy meals of one another, only to be disappointed by what they find when they open up the skull, and quibbling over who gets the nicer bits of Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson, we know they’d never do the world such a favor as that. If they can’t get their din-din from a culture vat, they’ll go after Climbit Change Deniers. Or whatever they can buy from Planned Parenthood.
No, it isn’t really funny. Leftids have no sense of humor.
Dawkins isn’t joking. He really is that loathsome.
Ha ha that big dop lee he “is” aweay Fromb his stopid Blog and nhow i Can tell “the” Trueth Abote him!! and The trueth “it Is” that he Is “funted” by The Rushins!!!! And so is al them Ohther “condserfatives” Thay is al taken Rushin Munny jist “Like” Hillery she sayed!
My prefesser hear At Collidge he done reesurch and he fowned out “that” evry Repulbican and aslo evry Consterfative and aslo evry christin “Thay” are al evry One of themb thay “are al” highered By “the” Rushins and aslo The Rushins thay tel lee waht he to rite “In” his Bloge he only writs waht the rushins say himb to!!
So nhow yiu Know “the” trueth!! Focks Niws it is aslo funted by the Rushins. In fact Ammerickans thay “are” Not reel Ammerickans thay do NOT evin beelong hear!!! it “is” up to Us Interllecturals hear “At ” Collidge to get al theese hear rihghtwing Biggits and hat speach speeckers, thay Trying to Take Over the “contry” for Rusha, whe has got to rowned Them Up and ridded of themb!!
Aslo somboddy thay toled me “the” Rushins thay Kiddnapped poor Vladavlad Pootin or watevver his name Is “it” is hard to spel!
Have they really been at war with “binary pronouns”–that is, ordinary human speech–for three whole years? In all that time, how is it that we have failed to defund the colleges and looniversities?
We really need to get busy doing that!
https://leeduigon.com/2015/11/10/universitys-war-on-reality/
I cant rite no assay to-day becose Collidge it Is Post Poaned!! That “is” becose we has al got to play whithPlay-Dogh it Is “a” Protest aginst Donold Trumpt so he wil Resine “and” make Hillery “The” Pressadint!
So i cant rite nothing and “it” is “no” Use tryin to get me to do it!! Yiu see wenh Trumpt he finds “out” we are al making Trump doles out of Play Doo and we Are “going” To stick Pins in them And twissed the lags off them,, he wil be tarrified and he will jist Quitt!! if he dont then his Orgins thay wil alll hurt but Good!
Jist think Of it!!! Milians and Milians of Playdo Dollys! al sticked ful of Pins! and that is Waht i wuld “rite” abuot if I was ritting “any”thing Today!!!
Yes he “is” going To “get it” now!! Now al us Introllecturals we mein Bussniss!!! No more Niceness! we Are going “To” stick himb ware it Hurts! And then he wil know we are “Not” fooling aruond no moar!! and he wil jist has to Stop doin al that Intra-Sexinality that hes beeen doing! butt i prombissed my Prefesser i wuldnt rite abote it so i woont! that way It “whil” take him by Supprize and it wil be “tooo late” for him to do nothing abote it!!!
Sumbtimes Gender Studdies “it” is So hard butt our Prefesser xe knows “that” and xe Dont whant us “to” get al Stresszed Out so tooday xe taked Awaiy our Tecksbook becose it “Is” hard four us to reed thare Are a lott “of” big Words in “it” and makes Us feeel so Bad and so insted fromb now On wee wil Studdy car toons and graffic novles!! And aslo we wil get More Play Doh!
xe aslo gaved us This hear graffic Novle it “is” caled Oy Rodney and ze sayed we shuld Oauhght to studdy it to fined al “The” micro Gresions and biggity thats In it!! Xhe aslo ze sayed we Got to whach Out four al “the” Wite Privvlidge that in it and then We whill has a Test witch it shuld Not be “two hard” becose Al we “has to” Do is go out And key cars!!!
This hear Oy Rodney it “is” jist tarrible!!!! That is becose “it” shoes jist wat Wimmins thay is Up “aginst” and aslo thare “Is” a lot of Sexule Horassmint in it tooo;, It makes “me” so Mad i has to Stopp and play whith Play Doh til my Moth Antenners thay stopp twitchin And wuld yiu beleave it I got in trubble for That!!! The prefesser xe sayed “Cant yiu” stop “that?? it is distracking al The “othher” stodents”! Wel i cant Help it its becose Of “al” them Moth Hormoans thay shot me Up whith to try to get my cromo-Soames to turn intto Wimmin cromo-Soames and i cant Help It if “the” exspearmint it dint work!!! So xe mayed me ware this hear Pointy Hat so no one thay “wuld see” my Antenners!
O wel! in jist Fyve moar yeers I “wil” Get my Batchler’s Deegree in Gender Studdies and “Than” i can start on My Masters! and Eaventurly i wil Be a reel Intrallectural!!!
An important message from Dr. Hugh Pestis, Ph. D., professor of Minority Superhero Gender Studies at Fimbo State College:
Greetings! As everyone but a Biggit or a Hater knows, human activity causes Climbit Change. But what everyone does not know is that all human activity contributes to Climbit Change. Unfortunately, that includes playing with Play-Doh.
Yes, even Play-Doh leaves a carbon footprint! Just rolling a little ball of it around in your hand is enough to strike some poor emu dead, halfway around the world from here.
As much as it pains me to say so, I have no alternative but to urgently warn each and every one of you to refrain from all activity of any kind! It’s the only way we can slow down galloping Global Warming before all the grass burns up and the all the water evaporates and everybody dies.
Ask any Scientist!
Yeasterdday it was Open Boarders Day hear at Collidge and we al standed “in” front of the Stachue of Pressadint Obamma and we swore a oaf not to “be” Americkins no more but fromb “now On” insted we alll Siddizins Of The Whorld!! and thare wil be No more Untied States well Americka it is No Good anyhow it is a Racist and Homo Fobe contry!!! O waht a Grate Momant that was!!!
And aslo thare was Boothes “set Up” al over,; the Most intristing it was the booth of MS13, wel i awlyaws Say yiu cant Has too many Femmanast ogrenizations hear On Campas althohght i must Say thay was mity Ruhgh-Looking Wimmins and one of them she made a Scary Face “at” me and she sayed “”waht yiu lookin at Potto!” i dont Know wye she Was madd at me but I thuhght i beter get out Of thare!! And aslo thay was giving speaches but i dint Under Stand becose thay was speekin a forin Langredge i think it was Germin or somthing! But at leest it “was a” Nice knick name she gaved me much Nicer than the names my Fambly calls me!
And my Prefesser he telled me That we has to bring In peple fromb al “the” Thrid Whorld contrys and aslo let Them voat becose that Whay we get Rid “of” Donold Trumpt and Hillery she can finely be Pressadint and she whil Put aul them Biggits in Jale for Climbit Change Denile!!!
And so we alll martched arond “being” Siddizzins Of The Whorld al day untill then I has to eat Somthing but thare wasnt no food becose al them Caffaterier whorkers Thay was “on Stryke” but i dint caire becose i brung allong some Jim Sox in my pockit and i ait them!!
Oh man! thay shoed us a movy yeasterdday in Gender Studies 666 and it “was” caled The Hand-Made’s Tail and “it” jist blowed me aweiy!! Like i dint Know this hear stuff Was “going on” but It “is” axackly what yiu wuld Aspect fromb them No-Good christins whoo votted for Trumpt!!! i wasnt supprized at al! this is Waht is hapening in al the Red States in Fly Over contry!!
i had a promble tryin to figger Out what was Hand-Made and i “was” aslo confuzed becose i dint seee nobody “whith” a Tail but that i suposed Was jist the movy being Suttle! Maybbe it Was thare clothes that was Hand-Made,, thay looked like it!!
i dint Know them christins thay be so meen to Wimmins!! thay get the wimmins preganent agin and agin and thay dont Let them get a bortion!!! This hear is jist waht Hapens wenn Repubicans thay get Ellectid!! It wuld not be hapening if we Hadd Hillery for Pressadint and that Is becose that Trump he Collided with the Russhins!!!! it jist gose to Show yiu how bad this crumby contry needs Socile Jutstus Wirer and Auntyfa to cleen it “up”!!
So wee Are all Pumpt Up to putt a Stop “to” al This and the Prefesser she sayed we has to get it Done reel “soon” imbediantly by Trans Gendring al the Peple and makeing chritinanity aginst The Law so thay cant “Do” this to Wimmins no moar!!!