2022 – Page 49 – Lee Duigon

Thare Isnt Nothing ToOo Dum ‘Foar’ The Guvvermint!!

leeduigon(patty)October 28, 2022

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Ya-know, Jobydin he mussed “be” a Intrallectural,, he “is” So Smart!!!

Oncet agin “he” shoes us The whey!!! He is sooh Rihght!!! The airlynes thay Are maiking Peple “pay moar” for biger Seets but The Pressadint he seed riht Throough that!!! Yes, he seen waht “thay was” Upto!!

It was Racism!!!!!!!! This heer it “is” Wye hoamliss peeple thay doughnt fly in the aiyr. It “is” becose The Ayr Lynes thay Are Racist!!!!!

And sumb boddy thay sayed Yeahbut, yeahbut, “thay “Are” ownlie Tawlking abuot jist Threee (#3@( moar Intches!!! Its fitin oavur 3 (Threee) Intches!” Waht a Hater! So we beeted himb Up and toartched his Car!!

We has lurnt In Collidge that thare isnt Nothing tooo smawl or Too stopid or tooo insignifferkint for The Guvvermint “to” Do!!!!! I mean, for The Guvvermint to maik The Peple do!!! This heer Is haow we has Progrisst!!!! The Peple got “to” Get uset To obayin The Guvverment.

Neckst in Nothing Studdies: Wye Big Teck and the Guvvermint and the FBI and Evryboddy elset shood awght To smash yiu wenevver “yiu” Say sombthing thats Wraowng!!!

It’s About Time Someone Said This

leeduigon(patty)October 28, 2022

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A New York Superior Court judge has ruled that keeping mail-in voting in place because of COVID-19 fears, is unconstitutional (https://nypost.com/2022/10/21/ny-republicans-score-win-in-legal-wager-against-absentee-voting/). In fact, said the judge, this policy strands citizens “in an Orwellian perpetual state of health emergency… cloaked in a veneer of voter enfranchisement.”

The judge ordered local election boards to stop counting such absentee ballots.

Boy, was this ever overdue!

In 2019 it was measles, but that didn’t fly. In 2020 it was the gift from Hades, the Chinese Wuhan Death Virus, and they were off to the races with the lockdowns and the mail-in voting. In 2022 they tried it with monkey pox, but by then the people weren’t buying.

Much has been done, this time around, to make it harder to cheat. But it has not been made impossible to cheat. Mail-in voting and drop boxes were open invitations to electoral fraud in 2020.

Ooh-ooh-ooh! You are an Election Denier!

The 2020 election? Damned right I deny it. Me and several tens of millions of others.

Comment Contest: 500 to Go

leeduigon(patty)October 28, 2022

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Don’t forget the comment contest! Only 500 comments to go, to reach 91,000… and after that we’ll have our annual Christmas Carol Contest.

But first things first. Win the comment contest and win jaw-droppingly spectacular prizes! Little toy army men! An autographed book! A cool T-shirt that says “If They Have to Kill Us, They’ve Lost”! You even get to choose your prize.

All readers are eligible, all comments are eligible–except for really dumb things said by liberals, profanity, commercials disguised as comments, the usual suspects.

Byron the Quokka will get a raise if this contest turns out well.

Uh-Oh! More Racism!

leeduigon(patty)October 28, 2022

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If spiders had to pay for airline tickets, Daddy Long Legs would get soaked.

Wow! Here’s yet another thing you never knew was Racist!

President SloJo sez that airlines charging extra fees for extra legroom are being unfair to [trumpet fanfare] People Of Color (POCs) and other “marginalized Americans” (https://viewfromthewing.com/president-biden-charging-for-extra-legroom-seats-after-ticket-purchase-is-racist/). Betcha never knew that!

Wait a minute… Are these the same “Marginalized Americans” whom the nooze networks put on center stage every single day, and for whom our politicians scramble all over each other to please and appease?

Confound it, though! Everywhere you look, everything is racist. And we have always known that long-legged marginalized Americans of Color (LLMAOC’s) are the most marginalized and discriminated-against of all. Except for maybe long-legged marginalized transgendered Americans of Color with male pattern baldness (LLNTAOCWMPB’s). They’re really up against it.

Well, the government can at least punish the airlines.

‘Doubling Down on Global Warming’ (2013)

leeduigon(patty)October 28, 2022

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Big Government can take us here!

It’s been almost ten years since I wrote this, but the only thing that’s changed is the label on a package full of nothing. Nobody says “global warming” anymore. Now it’s “Climate Change.” But it’s still nothing but scare-mongering to grow the government.

Doubling Down on Global Warming

Yeah, yeah, guys–come 2047, or whatever year you’re going with today, we’re all as good as dead. And all because we stupidly tried to hold on to our freedom! When everybody knows the only government that can save us is absolute government, free from any and all restrictions.

Here’s to a new world inhabited by wandering transgender vegans living a 12th-century lifestyle and dying off at the age of fifteen.

‘Praise My Soul the King of Heaven’

leeduigon(patty)October 28, 2022

We have a new hymn from our friends and colleagues, Joshua and Jeremy–Praise My Soul the King of Heaven, written by Henry Lyte, 1834.

Now, if we could just get the Swanson Brothers to sing, too… maybe if they heard us applauding…

Expand Your Dog’s Horizons

leeduigon(patty)October 27, 2022

It’s good for dogs to have their social horizons expanded to include other animals–all kinds of animals. Even harmless little baby animals that wind up chasing dogs. I’d be worried that a dog or a cat might decide to eat my duckling–but apparently that doesn’t worry ducklings.

How Good Is This?

leeduigon(patty)October 27, 2022

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It’s sunny out today, finally, and not too cold. I can get back to my book, with wildflowers, bees, squirrels and birds, for company.

But first I had a hymn request, the fruit of many friendships that have sprung up around this blog. And as I listened to Jesus, Keep Me Near the Cross, the thought came to me, “How good is this? Sunshine, work that I delight in doing, hearing from friends, and lamb shanks for supper tonight… What more could I ask for?”

We need such thoughts. And God provides them. The day’s nooze fades into the background: respite. Peace.

In a scene I wrote today, Ozias found himself in a potentially dangerous situation. He comforted himself with this thought: “Trust in God, and take the adventure which has fallen to me.”

Is there any other counsel that we need?

Hillary: GOP Stole 2024 Election!

leeduigon(patty)October 27, 2022

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Smartest woman in the world. Just ask Dracula.

Hillary Clinton has demanded a Congressional investigation of the 2024 presidential election.

“The Republicans have stolen it!” she asserted. “They stole it from me in 2016, when it was My turn! And they stole it again in 2024!

“Well, I’m gonna have my turn! The only remedy is to overturn the 2024 election now, I mean right now, declare this year to be 2024, and install me in the White House as president. Nobody cares what year it really is, anyway! And isn’t there, like, some prophecy of me being declared president because it’s My turn? I’m sure there is!”

(The only one I can think of is This is the POTUS/ who fatally smote us. But I thought that was Biden.)

Asked, “What about the rest of President Biden’s term?”, Mrs. Clinton replied, “He can come back in after I’ve had My turn. We’ll just change the years around some more.”