How about a bonus hymn? Requested by Erlene, I Surrender All–a classic hymn from 1896, sung by Carroll Roberson.
Our Lord Jesus Christ is the light of the world.
Month: June 2021
The Safest Vacation Ever!
Were you just in the middle of packing for a vacation when you heard about the next COVID variant to come along and so we’d better just stay home and have another lockdown and obey all government mandates otherwise we’re all gonna die? Were you dying for a vacation, only to have this happen?
Well, until The Smartest People In The World can give us a germ-free environment, we’re going to have to do vacations differently. The paramount consideration in any vacation plan must be… safety! ‘Cause you never know just what kind of deadly germ might be laying for you on that mini-golf course, or waiting to descend on you as you sit down to eat at your favorite restaurant.
We at La Mumba Travel Agency understand your problem, we feel your pain! You need a vacation, but you need it to be a safe vacation. And that’s where we come in!
Now, thanks to our all-new Guranteed Safe Vacation Plan, you can visit your own linen closet and stay as long as you like! What could be safer than that? For a mere $500 per person, we’ll make all the arrangements. We’ll even tell you how to take out a few of the shelves so you can be more comfortable in there. No crowds, no need for social distancing–once you close the door, you won’t even need to wear your mask!
Satisfied customers are already dancing in the streets over this.
“For me it always used to be a cabin in the mountains, right on the lake. Who knew a stint in my own linen closet would be even better? And $75 cheaper, to boot!”
“The Jersey shore? Crawling with germs! But there’s no place safer than your linen closet!”
Names withheld to protect customers from new COVID variants.
‘My Sun and Shield’ (Christian Blogger)
In an effort to combat censorship, I showcase work by other Christian bloggers. Big Tech is trying to squeeze us off the Internet: we really must uphold each other!
Godinterest.com offers us “My Sun and Shield,” a quite little homily by Pastor Ray Patrick.
The text is Psalm 84:11.
If you’re a Christian blogger and you’d like me to post your work now and then, please just let me know! There is no charge for this service. Really, with Big Tech trying to cut us off from our audience, we must help each other!
Another Kook Added to Our… ‘Government’
Accused eco-terrorist who got out of trouble by ratting our her buddies–
Radical college student who, in her thesis, called a baby “an environmental hazard” (You know, like asbestos in the air, etc.)–
Wacko who advocated radical population control measures, a la Red China, for America–
Yup: that’s whom our so-called “president” has nominated to head the federal Bureau of Land Management (https://ussanews.com/News1/2021/06/28/biden-nominee-tracy-stone-manning-back-population-control-called-unborn-babies-an-environmental-hazard/)…
Wait a minute! BLM–does that stand for Bureau of Land Management, or Black Lives Matter? Does Biden understand the difference? Whom does he think he’s appointing to what? Somebody needs to check this out.
Meanwhile, what conceivable excuse could any Republican senator have for voting to confirm anyone nominated by this regime for any position? Why would these senators confirm any appointment by Mr. Senile? Dudes, this is simple–just say “No!”
Unless, of course, you believe that this old crock who spent the whole campaign hiding in his cellar really honest truly got more votes than any other presidential candidate ever and the whole election was like ultra-pristine and fair and honest–
If you believe that, you can vote with a good conscience, or with no conscience at all, to confirm another Far Left loon to a high position in the government.
Better confirm her to head both BLMs until we can sort out what The Big Guy wants.
‘So You Believe This Guy?’ (2016)
Five years later, this odious person is still creeping around the halls of government, still trying to arm Iran with nuclear weapons and use Climbit Chainge to force the rest of us back into the 12th century. Obviously there should only be air conditioning for the ruling class!
How do we wind up being ruled by shysters like this? Our sins must be heaped up as high as Everest, for us to deserve the government we have. Ask them what they really want, and I wonder–oh, how I wonder!–what you’d get once you cleared out all the poop about “justice” and “equity” and Saving The Planet.
But it may be something no one dares to look upon.
‘All Hail the Power of Jesus’ Name’
This is a hymn that needs to be sung again and again, loudly–that the Lord might use His power, and save us: All Hail the Power of Jesus’ Name. What name will the enemy invoke against it?
Come on, everybody–let’s have some hymn requests.
(Sung by Blue Rock Mennonite Youth)
Help? Help?
My viewer numbers this evening are almost as bad as CNN’s.
You can say Big Tech isn’t doing this on purpose to a lot of Christian bloggers, but I won’t believe you. Yes, their algorithms are squeezing us hard. No, we’re not giving up; but these numbers are, quite frankly, discouraging.
They cut us off from our audience by making it hard to find us on the search engines. They’ve gotten very good at it.
So… Don’t be asking, “Whatever happened to so-and-so? Did he quit blogging?”
We’re not quitting. We’re getting stifled.
Kitten Battles Shoes
When Robbie was a kitten, she used to like to carry Patty’s slippers around. We never did find out what she meant to do with them. Peep, meanwhile, liked to chew on shoelaces. Don’t ask me to describe the problems that led to.
Here’s YouTube celebrity Marmalade as a kitten, going all-out against some shoes.
Question: How come “all out” and “all in” mean the same thing?
Noozie: School Board Meetings = ‘Insurrection’
Don’t you just love it when leftids learn a new word and then use it at us a million times a day? Remember “gravitas”? And the buzzword for now is “insurrection.”
The Left is gettin’ grieved that parents are showing up at local school board meetings to demand an end of Critical Race Theory (“White people are bad!”) and transgender indoctrination leveled at their children (https://croatia.bpositivenow.com/jim-acosta-whats-next-a-riot-at-your-local-school-board-meeting/). These uppity parents should butt out of their children’s education!
CNN noozie Jim Acosta, desperately looking for a new place to hang his hat now that Donald Trump is out of office, called these kind of loud and contentious school board meetings an “insurrection”–because that’s what it is, from now on, whenever you don’t see eye to eye with these creeps–and accused the parents in Loudon, Virginia, of “trans-bashing and an anti-CRT moral panic.” And guess what? It’s Donald Trump’s fault!
What would America look like if these leftist zombies ever got their way? Pray we never find out!
I don’t know about you, but I truly can’t imagine what they want.
I’m Already Tired
Help!
I’ve got a book to write, which means going out there where it’s as hot as Hades. I also have to write blog posts, a Newswithviews column, and a book review…
Why don’t you write indoors, stupid?
Because I can’t write fiction indoors, that’s why. I have to be in the real world if I want to write fantasy. (Oy, now they’ve got me doing it!)
Will I get more blog views if I say Joe Biden is a great man who won the election fair and square? Will that move me up in the search engine rankings… or just get me struck by lightning? Or totally destroy my self-respect for the rest of my life?
Well, it ain’t gonna get any cooler while I sit here dawdling over the manuscript. Onward!